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  • MN5M Offline
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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Shane they don’t get along, they have a lot in common . For a start hes a massive fluffybunny and...

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12129198

    I think Morgan is a total dick but you can't have a go at him for speaking the truth. That's a fucken huge bitch, a marginally prettier Jabba the Hutt.

    She's only 5'3 as well. That isn't a "healthy weight" or "normal" that shit is dangerously obese. She'll be lucky to make 40 if she stays that size.

    A good mate of mine is a 140+kg former prop and his wife must be at least 110kg and is probably 165cm. She has a body confidence blog and calls herself curvy. The worst part is how all her friends indulge this shit. Will they even feel the tiniest bit of remorse when visiting her at the ICU or her early grave? It's perfectly OK tell a person that they're looking too thin (even though they may be ridiculously fit) but completely taboo to give someone the heads up that they are destroying their health. Tis a weird world in which we live.

    I call some of my mates fat fluffybunnies. They get the picture.

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    https://www.stuff.co.nz/business/property/107196014/couple-building-dream-discover-large-power-transformer-in-front-of-their-main-window

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    Firstly, who builds a "dream house" in Taradale?

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    mariner4life said:

    Firstly, who builds a "dream house" in Taradale?

    People like to live in The Bay, Mr Of Plenty-Queenslander. 😉

    But, yeah, better places in The Bay to build a dream house, although if you're up on the hill (Churchill Road area) the view is bloody spectactular.

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    @jegga That first paragraph. WTF. As for calling her a celebrity...LOL.

    Welcome to NZ. A country where the D list is approx 564x longer than the A.

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    @jegga She is about NZ's worst attention whore. And being bi is not a mitigating factor for her, even if she brought her own gag so you didn't have to listen to a single idiot word.

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    Mokey said:

    @jegga She is about NZ's worst attention whore. And being bi is not a mitigating factor for her, even if she brought her own gag so you didn't have to listen to a single idiot word.

    Actually you're right being bi isn't enough to mitigate the enormous self regard she has and her vapid utterances which she was able to con the herald into believing are actually worth money.
    Todays is a doozy, she's having a quarter life crisis. Fuck . Right .Off.
    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12128628

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    mariner4life said:

    Firstly, who builds a "dream house" in Taradale?

    She saw the transformer "and cried" , ffs have a teaspoon of cement woman . Plant a few shrubs in front of the bloody thing and in a year or two you won't be able to see it.

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    @jegga some things you might not know about Lizzie Marvelly. As well as being a classically trained singer Lizzie has also taught herself the sanctimonium. She can also play the piano and the victim to Grade 4 level. She has recently revealed that she enjoys recreationally playing both the skin flute and the fur harmonica.

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    Fellow Ferners, I hope you will join with me in having a heartfelt cry for the terrible trials and tribulations of CELEBRITY Matilda Rice.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/107303834/fame-still-doesnt-pay-enough-for-matilda-rice-to-buy-an-auckland-house

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    @mn5 I think this was written for you.

    Your ‘jokes’ about Indian people aren’t funny – they’re racist and the reason for the hostility in Britain towards people like me | The Independent

    Aug 15, 2019  /  Voices

    'Your ‘jokes’ about Indian people aren’t funny – they’re racist and the reason for the hostility in Britain towards people like me'

    'Your ‘jokes’ about Indian people aren’t funny – they’re racist and the reason for the hostility in Britain towards people like me'

    Language is a powerful medium through which unconscious bias and prejudice against certain nationalities is reinforced. These jokes alienate people like me, and make us feel isolated and different

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    @mokey as 'one of the most recognised women in NZ' I have no idea who she is!

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    @taniwharugby Lol - something to do with some season of the NZ Bachelor, according to the article.

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    taniwharugby said:

    @mokey as 'one of the most recognised women in NZ' I have no idea who she is!

    She must be at least in the top million.

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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mokey as 'one of the most recognised women in NZ' I have no idea who she is!

    I was coming to come out from under my rock and post - "Who"?

    It seems that I am not alone.

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    Only recognisable for people who watch reality TV, read the women's mags etc. This backs up what I said earlier about the use of "celebrity" in NZ.

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    @bovidae Yup. Our bulging D list, haha.

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    Mokey said:

    @bovidae Yup. Our bulging D list, haha.

    Oh my, please tell us more about your bulging D's?

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @mokey did you see the herald headline “ tv star dies in paragliding accident”? You click on it and get this , sad that he died all the same .

    https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12129252

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    @bones Do you know, even as I was typing that I thought some cupcake is going to turn it into a boob joke.

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