Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>that dude is all kinds of stupid!</p>
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<p>maybe we need to organise a TSF boxing event....</p>
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<p>what the fuck is wrong with that guy? fuck that. That boxer is huge, and did you see how quick his hands moved? fuck all of that. And to still be talking shit? the guy is obviously retarded</p>
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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="427388" data-time="1399507450"><p>this, right here, is fucking rad. go you little demons!!</p></blockquote>
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How fucking sick was the little drummer nerd? That kid was well into it. -
<p>the girl on vocals sounds awesome too, in fact just a superb job all round! </p>
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<p>the girl on vocals sounds awesome too, in fact just a superb job all round! </p>
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<p>Agree, but I'd be a <em>little</em> bit wary if my pre-teen daughter was capable of banging out the kind of tracks that Tool write... She'd win The Voice hands fucking down though.</p> -
<p>Something was rotten in the state of Denmark.... democracy was struggling.... it needed.... VOTEMAN.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/10047770/Kiwi-survives-Graham-Nortons-red-chair'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/10047770/Kiwi-survives-Graham-Nortons-red-chair</a></p>
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<p>Apparently the subject of the story is Dunc from The Rock</p> -
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<p>He just got a gold bar attachment to his man badge. Eye on the ball at all costs!!!</p>
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<p>Yeah was thinking the same thing a possible relation of Jared Paynes!</p> -
<p>Austria's all-time most popular video game:<br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/rd6QZub.jpg" alt="rd6QZub.jpg"></p>
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<p>think this 2nd one may have already been posted in here...</p>
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<p>A rather timid review if the latest Coldplay album<br>
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://thequietus.com/articles/15274-coldplay-ghost-stories-review'>http://thequietus.com/articles/15274-coldplay-ghost-stories-review</a></p>
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<p>EDIT: I posted the link from my phone but here is an excerpt to give you the idea. This is an album review that appears to have been written by MvJ</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Anyway, Martin got married to fing Gwyneth Paltrow, that ghastly, gulping, giraffe-necked, sick-making long drink of carb-averse goop, they created their own fing hole in the fing ozone layer flying around the world with Martin warbling about how concerned they were about the fing environment, spawned a couple of sprogs and saddled them with life-ruining names, promoted every fing vapid strain of spiritual, anti-materialist New Age nonsense while raking in the fing ackers like whorehounds and then finally “consciously uncoupledâ€, though itâ€
s a fing wonder either of them could stay fing conscious in each otherâ€s company at all, given that theyâ€re the two most testicle-achingly fing tedious people on earth! And now Chris is sad. He feels like shit. And heâ€s perfectly conveyed that unremittingly fing excremental condition on f***ing Ghost Stories!
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<p>[b][url=http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/jeremy-paxman-asks-silvio-berlusconi-is-it-true-you-called-angela-merkel-an-unfckable-lardarse-9401897.html]Jeremy Paxman asks Silvio Berlusconi: 'Is it true you called Angela Merkel an 'unfuckable lard-arse'?'[/url][/b]</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/yorker-anton-purisima-files-worlds-largest-lawsuit-over-114716920.html'>https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/yorker-anton-purisima-files-worlds-largest-lawsuit-over-114716920.html</a></p>
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<p>A Manhattan man has filed the world's largest lawsuit – seeking $<strong>2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000,000,000 </strong>in damages – (yes really, not a typo) - over a dog bite and being overcharged for a cup of coffee.</p>
<p>Anton Purisima has filed his <strong>two undecillion dollar </strong>lawsuit after he claims his middle finger was bitten and infected by a "rabies-infected" dog on a city bus, that he paid more for coffee than he should have at LaGuardia Airport and a Chinese couple took pictures of him without asking.</p>
<p>Two undecillion dollars or the number two with 36 zeros behind it - is more money than currently exists on the planet.</p>
<p>"Even if Au Bon Pain conquers the planet and puts everyone to work for them from now until the stars die, they wouldn't make a dent in the bill," reported What If?</p>
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<p>According to <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.loweringthebar.net/2014/05/2-undecillion-dollar-demand.html'>Lowering The Bar</a>, Purisima filed the hand-written lawsuit (below) in a federal court on 11 April and is representing himself. The list of defendents include Au Bon Pain Store, Hoboken University Medical Center and New York City Transit Authority.</p>
<p>It states his pain and additional damages "cannot be repaired by money" and is "therefore priceless". He includes evidence of his injured finger.</p>
<p>Civil rights violations, personal injury, discrimination on national origin, retaliation, harassment, fraud, attempted murder, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and conspiracy to defraud. $2,000 decillion ($2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).</p>
<br><p><em>Anton Purisima v. Au Bon Pain Store, Carepoint Health, Hoboken University Medical Center, Kmart Store 7749, St. Luke's Emergency Dept., New York City Transit Authority, City of New York, NYC MTA, LaGuardia Airport Administration, Amy Caggiula, Does 1-1000, Case No. 1:14 CV 2755 (S.D.N.Y. filed 4/11/2014).</em></p>
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<p>In the last four years, Purisima, who can safely be described as litigious, has filed lawsuits against the People's Republic of China and several major banks including Wells Fargo, JP Morgan, and Wachovia.</p> -
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<p>A rather timid review if the latest Coldplay album<br><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://thequietus.com/articles/15274-coldplay-ghost-stories-review'>http://thequietus.com/articles/15274-coldplay-ghost-stories-review</a></p>
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<p>EDIT: I posted the link from my phone but here is an excerpt to give you the idea. This is an album review that appears to have been written by MvJ</p>
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<p>..and that's only a small part of it.</p>
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<p>that's pretty ranty and sweary, and so, unsurprisingly, i love it</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">No, kids, he doesnâ€t mean genitalia. Martin and Paltrow are like 1930s Disney nymphs, they donâ€t fing have genitalia. He means fing feelings, the c***
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<p>I really don't like Coldplay, so i was cheering this all the way through. </p>
