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<p>Why does batman have cat ears?</p>
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<p>Because Batman and Catwoman had an inter-superhero baby.</p> -
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<p>Why does batman have cat ears?</p>
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<p>Bite your tongue, that's a classic cowl. Nice to Batman looking like Batman instead of an amoured motocycle rider. </p> -
<p>Wrong way round but check out photo 2. That cat has got to get his own movie.</p>
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<p>Watched Conan for the first time since I was a kid. Pretty sure it's mandatory to watch <em>Highlander </em>now.<br><br>
Maybe Boorman's <em>Excalibur </em>too.<br>
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<p>LadyHawke..</p> -
They were just working with what they had...
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<p>Some (probably most) 80's films dont hold up very well.</p>
<p>Tried watching the original Clash of the Titans a while back, barely made it through to the end.</p>
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<p>Ok so last night after the Hurricanes threw away their wicket so to speak I watched 47 Ronin.</p>
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<p>Worst movie I have seen for some time. Against my better judgement I watched this absolute shit of a movie. There are no redeeming features, no cool Keanu moments, no characters worth giving two shits about, no tits, no cool effects(they have tons of CGI but all looks dated) and surpisingly no cool martial arts or sword play. Im sure its the entire cast of The Last Samurai sans Cruise and Connelly. Except that movies despite Cruise didn't completely suck.</p>
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<p>I like Keanu. He's Neo, Johnny Utah & Ted. Not to mention what ever his name was in Speed. He was a nonce in Dangerous Liasons , Much Ado About Nothing, Little Buddha and many other horrible movies but this was so, so bad.</p>
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<p>Just avoid it really. Its not one of those sleeper hits that the critics got wrong. This isn't Dredd or Shanghai Knights no this is Ewe Bol with a budget.</p>
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<p>The worst thing is....I asked my daughter to rent it for me through the xbox while I had a shower and when I got out my phone went off and I'd been sent an email receipt from Microsoft.....She bought the bloody movie!! $25!!</p> -
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<p>Ok so last night after the Hurricanes threw away their wicket so to speak I watched 47 Ronin.</p>
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<p>Worst movie I have seen for some time. Against my better judgement I watched this absolute shit of a movie. There are no redeeming features, no cool Keanu moments, no characters worth giving two shits about, no tits, no cool effects(they have tons of CGI but all looks dated) and surpisingly no cool martial arts or Im sure its the entire cast of The Last Samurai sans Cruise and Connelly. Except that movies despite Cruise didn't completely suck.</p>
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<p>For a really good recent Japanese samurai movie, I highly recommend 13 Assassins <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.metacritic.com/movie/13-assassins'>http://www.metacritic.com/movie/13-assassins</a></p> -
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<p>For a really good recent Japanese samurai movie, I highly recommend 13 Assassins <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.metacritic.com/movie/13-assassins'>http://www.metacritic.com/movie/13-assassins</a></p>
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<p>Yeah dude that movie is awesome. I saw it a couple years ago. The big fella in that movie, Tsuyoshi Ihara he plays a similar character to Reeves in the afore mentioned pile of shit, is awesome.</p> -
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<p>Some (probably most) 80's films dont hold up very well.</p>
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<p>Watched Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade last night. Still awesome totes amazeballs.</p>
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<p>Great topic btw. Old movies that still stand up today.</p>
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<p>Sneakers(92). That movie is still great. All the tech is dated but the movie still good.</p>
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<p>The Goonies(85). Watched this with raz jnr the other day. Probably my 30th time and I still love it.</p>
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<p>The Evil Dead(81). Still all kinds of awesome.</p>
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I guess the ones that had 'cutting edge' sfx (or any...) in thier day are the ones that struggle today. <br><br>
Point Break, Princess Bride, Goonies, Indiana Jones films (bar the last one) back to the Future are all still awesome.<br><br>
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<p>Ok so last night after the Hurricanes threw away their wicket so to speak I watched 47 Ronin.</p>
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<p>Worst movie I have seen for some time. Against my better judgement I watched this absolute shit of a movie. There are no redeeming features, no cool Keanu moments, no characters worth giving two shits about, no tits, no cool effects(they have tons of CGI but all looks dated) and surpisingly no cool martial arts or sword play. Im sure its the entire cast of The Last Samurai sans Cruise and Connelly. Except that movies despite Cruise didn't completely suck.</p>
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<p>I like Keanu. He's Neo, Johnny Utah & Ted. Not to mention what ever his name was in Speed. He was a nonce in Dangerous Liasons , Much Ado About Nothing, Little Buddha and many other horrible movies but this was so, so bad.</p>
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<p>Just avoid it really. Its not one of those sleeper hits that the critics got wrong. This isn't Dredd or Shanghai Knights no this is Ewe Bol with a budget.</p>
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<p>The worst thing is....I asked my daughter to rent it for me through the xbox while I had a shower and when I got out my phone went off and I'd been sent an email receipt from Microsoft.....She bought the bloody movie!! $25!!</p>
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<p>Funnily enough I will now most likely watch 47 Ronin to see if it matches your review and rating! I won't pay $25 for it though.</p> -
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<p>Great topic btw. Old movies that still stand up today.</p>
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<p>War Games (1983), Fright Night (1986), Labyrinth (1986), Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), Ghostbusters (1984), Beetlejuice (1988), Transformers (1986), The Last Starfighter (1984)....</p>
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<p>I don't mind if the special effects are outdated, in fact I like them better than today's over the top CGI effects....</p> -
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War Games (1983), Fright Night (1986), Labyrinth (1986), Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989), Ghostbusters (1984), Beetlejuice (1988), Transformers (1986), The Last Starfighter (1984)....<br><br>
I don't mind if the special effects are outdated, in fact I like them better than today's over the top CGI effects....</p></blockquote>
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Most of those were mentioned earlier as being in line for (probably shitty) remakes along with short circuit. -
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<p>Funnily enough I will now most likely watch 47 Ronin to see if it matches your review and rating! I won't pay $25 for it though.</p>
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<p>This must be how god felt with the apple..</p>
