Movie review thread...
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<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="Nepia" data-cid="429348" data-time="1400382896"><p>Gladiators 7?<br />
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Cool answer looks far superior to the shit I watched but...<br />
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No no your still playing the game wrong... think of a certain ex pat kiwi related to a couple of kiwi cricketers. -
<p>Would it be a QI moment to say the movie where the ex pat Kiwi says</p>
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<p>nah you are on the wrong track Nos! </p>
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<p>The film Virgil watched last night was most likely Jurassic Park! </p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="429344" data-time="1400381197"><p>Who can guess this movie from the clues im about to give, a virtual beer to the winner...<br>
I had the cough cough pleasure of watching this classic piece of cinema lastnight.<br>
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Clue 1. Title is a single word.<br>
Clue 2. Our hero is wronged by the Romans, his family is slaughtered by them<br>
Clue 3. He is sold into Slavery and becomes a fearless Gladiator.<br>
Clue 4. He has no name, he is just given a name by his fellow Gladiators that matches his place of birth<br>
Clue 5. H befriends a fellow Black Gladiator.<br>
Clue 6. He impresses at his current location with his fighting skills so he is moved to another arena to fight.<br>
Clue 7. He seeks revenge against a Roman of high authority, he wants to kill him.<br>
Clue 8.He hardly talks, he lets his fighting talk for him.<br>
Clue 9. Both him and his Roman enemy want the same woman.<br>
Clue 10. He and his fellow Gladiators are forced to re-inact a famous Roman battle victory to entertain the audience in the arena.<br>
Clue 11. He and his fellow Gladiators dont follow the script and slaughter the Roman soldiers in the mock battle they are supposed to lose.<br>
Clue 12. He eventually gets his revenge.<br>
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Any idea yet ?<br></p></blockquote>
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"Gladiator XXX" The Homoerotic Epic. -
<p>Didn't realise Jurassicpark was a single word, but therein is the proof of social media influence for you!</p>
<p>Now if you had said wine award winning Australasian actor with a Japanese wife it might have narrowed down enough for me!</p> -
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<p>"Gladiator XXX" The Homoerotic Epic.</p>
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<p>Max the Impaler?</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="nostrildamus" data-cid="429373" data-time="1400399382">
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<p>Didn't realise Jurassicpark was a single word, but therein is the proof of social media influence for you!</p>
<p>Now if you had said wine award winning Australasian actor with a Japanese wife it might have narrowed down enough for me!</p>
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<p>Virgil cant count...</p> -
<p>Getting warmer</p>
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<p>Caligula? you dirty bastard</p>
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Your all farken useless... You were supposed to say Gladiator but that was wrong<br />The correct answer is Pompeii which was a complete piece of shit and should see the makers in court for the obvious case of plagiarism.
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<p>ha, so I shouldn't rush out and watch Pompeii then...it also has Jon Snow in it doesn't it?</p>
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<p>i hate it when other people ruin your joke</p>
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Yeah Jon snow with ridiculous CGI abs ( surely they weren't real)<br />The volcano was the best actor all night and even then I suspected he was only dialling it in for the pay cheque
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="429073" data-time="1400292475">
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<p>I guess the ones that had 'cutting edge' sfx (or any...) in thier day are the ones that struggle today.<br><br>
Point Break, Princess Bride, Goonies, Indiana Jones films (bar the last one) back to the Future are all still awesome.<br><br>
Have introduced TR Jnr to most of the good age appropriate ones.</p>
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<p>Ferris Beuller's Day Off.</p>
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<p>Doesn't Vesuvius get the revenge rather than the gladiator?</p>
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<p>Ferris Beuller's Day Off.</p>
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<p>fuck i hate that movie. Bueller is a smarmy fluffybunny who needs a hiding. A supposedly feel good movie where the only good guy (the principal) loses, even though he was right, and was just trying to do his job.</p> -
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="rustycruiser" data-cid="429472" data-time="1400465750"><p>Doesn't Vesuvius get the revenge rather than the gladiator?</p></blockquote>
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<p>mother fucker!</p>
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Oh and what happened to Emily Browning??<br />She was dirty hot in Sucker Punch, in this it looked like she was cars to play an elderly Elf in Lord of the Rings
