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  • CrucialC Crucial

    I hope none of the team have ordered a Malaysian takeaway tonight.
    Maybe I should go and block all deliveries scooters from the gate

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    @crucial said in England vs All Blacks:

    I hope none of the team have ordered a Malaysian takeaway tonight.
    Maybe I should go and block all deliveries scooters from the gate

    Always thought you were a top man!

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    • CrucialC Crucial

      I hope none of the team have ordered a Malaysian takeaway tonight.
      Maybe I should go and block all deliveries scooters from the gate

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      @crucial a Caucasian man was arrested in south west London on Friday night for assaulting Asians attempting to enter a top rate hotel, whilst screaming about not bringing sickness to the Blacks. Authorities are confused.

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      • BonesB Bones

        @crucial a Caucasian man was arrested in south west London on Friday night for assaulting Asians attempting to enter a top rate hotel, whilst screaming about not bringing sickness to the Blacks. Authorities are confused.

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        @bones Rieko and TJP were on South West Trains yesterday evening handing out free tickets and doughnuts.

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          @bones Rieko and TJP were on South West Trains yesterday evening handing out free tickets and doughnuts.

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          @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

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          • BonesB Bones

            @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

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            @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

            @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

            I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

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            • BonesB Bones

              @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

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              @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

              @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

              Yeah, I was thinking the same.
              I'm in fucking Wales, in the middle of a fucking typhoon, with a motorcycle as my mode of transport, and a weekend of full day “meetings” clashing with all the rugby.
              Cold, pissed off, and some other pricks, probably english, are getting free tickets to Twickenham.

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                @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

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                @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

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                • CatograndeC Catogrande

                  @bovidae @taniwharugby Thanks. Something and nothing really though, I mean you wouldn't want them to be saying we're encouraging him to stand back and admire them would you? Really?

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                  @catogrande no, I think there needs to be a certain amount of admiring, afterall, this is the best team in the world he gets to watch close up.

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                  • BonesB Bones

                    @crucial a Caucasian man was arrested in south west London on Friday night for assaulting Asians attempting to enter a top rate hotel, whilst screaming about not bringing sickness to the Blacks. Authorities are confused.

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                    @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                    @crucial a Caucasian man was arrested in south west London on Friday night for assaulting Asians attempting to enter a top rate hotel, whilst screaming about not bringing sickness to the Blacks. Authorities are confused.

                    Police looking for Crucial evidence?

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                      Of the apparently 16 players missing for Ingalund is it possible to get a list and rank them in terms of their position?

                      As an example NZ is missing the number one and number three ranked LHPs (Moody, Hames).

                      Even just a list so we can start trying to work out how badly affected the Poms actually are.

                      Thanks in anticipation.

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                        In forwards Vunipola (M and B ) missing and would be in top 8. Launchbury, Curry (T) and Robshaw all out and they are borderline starters. That takes a lot of bulk/go forward out.

                        In backs Tuiglai would have been in 23, and Watson a starter.

                        A fair number of other lesser lights. Jonathan Joseph would be close to starter and second and third best LHs and no. 2 (and possibly no. 3) no. 8s crocked.

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                        • BonesB Bones

                          @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                          @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                          @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                          I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                          I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

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                          @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                          @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                          @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                          @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                          I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                          I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                          Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

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                          • KruseK Kruse

                            @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                            @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                            @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                            @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                            I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                            I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                            Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

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                            @kruse said in England vs All Blacks:

                            @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                            @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                            @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                            @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                            I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                            I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                            Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

                            Why can't the system handle negative likes 👎🏾?

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                            • KruseK Kruse

                              @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                              @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                              @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                              @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                              I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                              I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                              Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

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                              @kruse said in England vs All Blacks:

                              @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                              @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                              @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                              @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                              I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                              I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                              Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

                              Would it look something like this?

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                              • KruseK Kruse

                                @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                                @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                                I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                                I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                                Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

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                                @kruse said in England vs All Blacks:

                                @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                                @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                                I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                                I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                                Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

                                Again.

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                                  In forwards Vunipola (M and B ) missing and would be in top 8. Launchbury, Curry (T) and Robshaw all out and they are borderline starters. That takes a lot of bulk/go forward out.

                                  In backs Tuiglai would have been in 23, and Watson a starter.

                                  A fair number of other lesser lights. Jonathan Joseph would be close to starter and second and third best LHs and no. 2 (and possibly no. 3) no. 8s crocked.

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                                  @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                                  In forwards Vunipola (M and B ) missing and would be in top 8. Launchbury, Curry (T) and Robshaw all out and they are borderline starters. That takes a lot of bulk/go forward out.

                                  In backs Tuiglai would have been in 23, and Watson a starter.

                                  A fair number of other lesser lights. Jonathan Joseph would be close to starter and second and third best LHs and no. 2 (and possibly no. 3) no. 8s crocked.

                                  Tuilagi's fairly theoretical these days, given how long he's been off the scene. Wouldn't say he's a guaranteed to have been in the 23. In fact I've not seen anything to suggest he's actually still injured this week. Joseph and Watson are the main losses in the back line.

                                  Talk of 16 players out is a little disingenuous given the players missing tend to be clustered in a few positions as you say. Definitely bare bones stuff at loosehead (Vunipola, Genge, Obano, Mullan and Marler if he counts out) and 8 (B Vunipola, Simmonds and Hughes). Still got first choice (or close to) options at lock, TH and hooker. A bit make shift on the flank.

                                  Backs in general have a few out, but it's still not a million miles away from first choice. Players like Ashton and Slade (despite his poor game against SA) aren't the worst options to come in. Not a fan of Te'o at 12, but Eddie seems to like him.

                                  Injuries certainly shouldn't be any kind of excuse if it goes badly wrong tomorrow

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                                  • CrucialC Crucial

                                    I hope none of the team have ordered a Malaysian takeaway tonight.
                                    Maybe I should go and block all deliveries scooters from the gate

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                                    @crucial

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                                    • KruseK Kruse

                                      @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                      @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                                      @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                      @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                                      I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                                      I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                                      Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

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                                      @kruse said in England vs All Blacks:

                                      @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                      @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                                      @bones said in England vs All Blacks:

                                      @pakman you're fucking joking me! Free tickets. They were a struggle to find at the club even for 150...

                                      I kid you not. But if you don't have big tits you'd probably have scored the doughnuts! BTW I got a pair for 75 each via Team All Blacks. Not great seats, though.

                                      I've got some pretty sizeable moobs these days.

                                      Shit, I just had the visual of multiple London based ferners creating competing moob-cleavage, parading around in front of ABs.

                                      I have no moobs

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                                        @bones Rieko and TJP were on South West Trains yesterday evening handing out free tickets and doughnuts.

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                                        @pakman said in England vs All Blacks:

                                        @bones Rieko and TJP were on South West Trains yesterday evening handing out free tickets and doughnuts.

                                        Now I know that is fake news because for starters finding a Southwest train that is actually running is as rare as an English back that runs at a gap. When you do find one you certainly wouldn’t be able to move around passing out doughnuts

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                                        • CatograndeC Catogrande

                                          @bovidae @taniwharugby Thanks. Something and nothing really though, I mean you wouldn't want them to be saying we're encouraging him to stand back and admire them would you? Really?

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                                          @catogrande I have no problem the coaches saying that to a player but it's not something I would say in the public domain and be quoted.

                                          Itoje could be penalised often depending on the ref (see last week with Gardner) so as a player, if you push the boundaries you have to accept the consequences if you fall on the wrong side of the line.

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