Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>Best headline ever. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/10189585/Student-gets-stuck-in-giant-stone-vagina'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/10189585/Student-gets-stuck-in-giant-stone-vagina</a></p>
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<p>Excitable much....jeez that Fonua is huge!</p>
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<p>Yeah, that's Kevin Bacon.</p>
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<p>Best review ever</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.alanhawk.com/reviews/exp14.html'>http://www.alanhawk.com/reviews/exp14.html</a></p>
<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS';font-size:16px;">To summarise, people usually refer to good looking fishing gear as "tackle porn", but to me the Expedition is not just regular porn. The right analogy for this reel would be a leaked sex tape of Scarlett Johansson with Monica Bellucci.... Well, I've just looked at the reel on my desk and I'd like to add to that scenario Maria Sharapova and Melanie Laurent walking on Scarlett and Monica, and after the initial shock and a short argument they decide to join in!!</span></p> -
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<p>This is not actually from The Onion.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote"><strong>[url=http://drugs.gawker.com/supremely-chill-dude-loses-job-after-buying-spokane-s-f-1602883059/+tcberman]Supremely Chill Dude Loses Job After Buying Spokaneâ€
s First Legal Weed[/url]</strong><br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/HL1ms4A.jpg" alt="HL1ms4A.jpg"><br><br>
Imagine the kind of person who would camp outside a dispensary for 19 hours to become the first legal weed buyer in his city, and chances are you'll land not far from Mike Boyer. He's a portly man, smile on his face, and he's wearing a trippy tie-dye t-shirt he says he's been "rockin'…for about 12 years now." When he talks, he sounds like a mellowed-out Kenny Powers.<br><br>
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Boyer became a local celebrity in Spokane, Washington this week after local news crews captured him waiting in line outside Green Leaf, the city's first recreational dispensary, to ensure his place in line. He chants ("What do we want? Marijuana. When do we want it? 2 p.m."); he chums it up with his fellow campers; he drops knowledge on pot varieties ("I'm here for sativa, some of the rarer of the herbs").<br><br>
The publicity cost Boyer his job after a client saw him on TV and ratted him out to his employer, Kodiak Security Services. He seems unfazed. "Yeah, it was kind of a buzzkill," he told Vocativ. "But I wasn't going to let it ruin an awesome day."<br><br>
Also: "I'm still the captain! I'm still number one! I mean, a man can always get a job. But a man can only be the first person to buy recreational cannabis in Spokane once."<br><br>
In an effort to capitalize on his newfound microfame and get back into the workforce, Boyer threw his resume up on Craigslist. Reads the intro:<br><br><p></p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">I lost my job due to the news coverage of me being the FIRST PERSON TO BUY MARIJUANA LEGALLY IN SPOKANE! I regret nothing. But now im jobless and have decided to post my resume here. Thanks for reviewing it.</blockquote><br><br>
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<p>Plus if you needed any more proof that Japanese people are fucked up, go to youtube - NSFW - and search for </p>
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<p>Rin Nakai Pancrase.</p>
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<p>She's a Japanese MMA fighter whose management pretty much epitomise everything kinky about Japanese people.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clyde_Lewis'>Clyde Lewis is a kook</a>, but I can't say I've heard this NASA audio before. (3-min. mp3)</p>
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<p><span style="font-size:24px;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://soundcloud.com/groundzeromedia/apollo-11-alien-communication'>APOLLO 11 ALIEN COMMUNICATION</a></span><br>
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There's something almost mesmerising about this. <br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/5WTlciO.jpg" alt="5WTlciO.jpg"><br><br><img src="http://i.imgur.com/geq4vt9.jpg" alt="geq4vt9.jpg">
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<p><img src="http://trollist.net/images/2014/July/19/53ca6d27d68ce.jpg" alt="53ca6d27d68ce.jpg"></p>
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<p>Plus if you needed any more proof that Japanese people are fucked up, go to youtube - NSFW - and search for </p>
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<p>Rin Nakai Pancrase.</p>
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<p>She's a Japanese MMA fighter whose management pretty much epitomise everything kinky about Japanese people.</p>
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<p>Don't do it while the wife and kids are around, because they'll wonder why you're into chunky Asian bunnies.</p>
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<p>Hope that is a positive "fucked up" NTA. The Japanese eccentric nerds are fucked up in sooo many ways (and there are sooo many of them) but if you are going to be "fucked up" that is not such a bad way to be "fucked up"</p>
