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  • BonesB Online
    BonesB Online
    Bones
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    #1794

    <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="jegga" data-cid="443896" data-time="1407282837"><p>Do you still have scars from the paper cuts?</p></blockquote>I'm struggling to conceive why on earth you think I would be touching any paper commoners have handled? That's what servants are for.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #1795

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="443898" data-time="1407285013">
    <div>
    <p>I'm struggling to conceive why on earth you think I would be touching any paper commoners have handled? That's what servants are for.</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>My apologies, I trust you have someone in your employ who both fills and empties your penis beaker.</p>

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  • BonesB Online
    BonesB Online
    Bones
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    #1796

    <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="jegga" data-cid="443899" data-time="1407285523"><p>My apologies, I trust you have someone in your employ who both fills and empties your penis beaker.</p></blockquote>He empties himself.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #1797

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="443900" data-time="1407285805"><p>
    He empties himself.</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    I deeply regret asking .

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    #1798

    <p>I do admit that climbing the power pylon behind my mates house was a regular (and stupid) occurence.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>But it was higher than the biggest tree nearby so our only option to keep breaking height records.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I freaked out years later when I heard that those lines can zap you from about 5 metres away and now understand why my mates dad used quite a lot of dutch swear words at us.</p>

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #1799

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="443909" data-time="1407289386">
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    <p>I do admit that climbing the power pylon behind my mates house was a regular (and stupid) occurence.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>But it was higher than the biggest tree nearby so our only option to keep breaking height records.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I<strong> freaked out years later when I heard that those lines can zap you from about 5 metres away</strong> and now understand why my mates dad used quite a lot of dutch swear words at us.</p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I never knew that, not that I ever climbed one. Dutch swear words would be as awesome as German ones wouldn't they?</p>

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    Crucial
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    #1800

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="443910" data-time="1407290288">
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    <p>I never knew that, not that I ever climbed one. Dutch swear words would be as awesome as German ones wouldn't they?</p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Sounded much like he was coughing up a massive furball.</p>

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  • dKD Offline
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    #1801

    <p>Godver domme, lul, kut, eikel, mongol, you ask I will provide (for all Dutch speaking ferners, please excuse my foul language)</p>

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    Crucial
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    #1802

    <p>I certainly recognise that first one.</p>

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  • TimT Away
    TimT Away
    Tim
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    #1803

    <p>http://vimeo.com/96025187<br>
     </p>
    <p> </p>
    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote"><em>The Jump</em> from Loading Docs<br><br>
    Balls, bungy and videotape.<br><br>
    In 1980 with a healthy mix of imagination, balls and roughly remembered Newtonian physics, a Kiwi bloke jumped off a bridge and started a worldwide phenomenon. ‘The Jump’ reveals unearthed footage of Bungy’s beginnings and tells the amazing tale of its unsung creator, Chris Sigglekow.<br><br>
    Director: Alex Sutherland Producer: Rebekah Kelly<br>
    Thick As Thieves Productions</blockquote>

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    #1804

    <p>If it is good enough for Ronaldo, it's good enough for me</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>

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  • TimT Away
    TimT Away
    Tim
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    #1805

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/vk1N1Xs.jpg" alt="vk1N1Xs.jpg">

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  • NTAN Offline
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    NTA
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    #1806

    Looks like the Commodore 64 game cover. Only with better English

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  • NTAN Offline
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    NTA
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    #1807

    <br />
    <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="Stockcar86" data-cid="444360" data-time="1407655536"><p>If it is good enough for Ronaldo, it's good enough for me<br /></p></blockquote>
    <br />
    Fucked up. Jeezus Asians... How are there still so many of you?<br />
    <br />
    <br />

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    #1808

    <blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="NTA" data-cid="444563" data-time="1407760054"><p>Fucked up. Jeezus Asians... How are there still so many of you?</p></blockquote>
    And that's after carpet bombing, Pol Pot and Mao. Pity Mao purged anyone who knew what manners were. <br />

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    Paekakboyz
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    #1809

    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/10383908/Sculpture-struck-by-lightning'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/10383908/Sculpture-struck-by-lightning</a></p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Kapow!!</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>lol's that it was largely paid for by Meridian!</p>

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  • NTAN Offline
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    NTA
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    #1810

    <p>Their search for alternative energy sources didn't pay off quite how they were expecting eh?</p>

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  • PaekakboyzP Offline
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    #1811

    <p>Next time they need to hook it up to the DeLorean!</p>

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    Quo vadis
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    #1812

    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='

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    </a></p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Hafthor Bjornsson - just won Europes strongest man, was 2nd at the worlds Strongest man, and the skullcrusher in G.O.T..The man is a beast, and he can move too!, that running bit to get the kegs in the video, I reckon I'd have him on my Rugby team to come on with 20 mins to go, the greatest impact player to never play the game of rugby.  :yes:</p>
    <p>I reckon Vince Mcmahon has wet dreams about physical specimens like him too.</p>

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    jegga
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    #1813

    <p>So much truth here, young male ferners need to watch this, it will save you much pain.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>

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