Movie review thread...
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<p>Finally saw Guardians of the Galaxy today - flippin awesome. I think it may be my favourite of the Marvel movies. </p>
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<p>How was Batista (aka Dave Bautista)...?</p> -
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<p>How was Batista (aka Dave Bautista)...?</p>
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<p>A highlight. Had to deliver some deadpan stuff, and did a great job. Got lots of laughs.</p> -
<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote' data-author="Crucial" data-cid="448630" data-time="1409524718"><p>I assume all of the J Law groupies on this thread will be salivating over the prospect of googling the just leaked very NSFW pics that have surfaced.</p></blockquote>
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Devastated but conflicted at the same time.... Would t mind seeing the Kate upton pics but -
<p>Will be really interesting to see how the WWE fans react if he re-appears. He shot the movie, returned to WWE as a babyface and was supposed to ascend to the championship at Wrestlemania. But the fans turned on him, and they had to rewrite all their plans on the fly as he turned heel. I suppose it depends on the timing, but it sure will be interesting when he returns to WWE to see if he returns as a conquering hero babyface again, or returns as a badass heel movie star? Of course, if this Guardians flick is as successful as people are saying, he'll probably be tied up in sequels for years.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="448630" data-time="1409524718"><p>I assume all of the J Law groupies on this thread will be salivating over the prospect of googling the just leaked very NSFW pics that have surfaced.</p></blockquote>
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Not sure about this , she comes across as a pretty cool chick . <br><br>
Keira Knightly posed for some topless pics in the weekend and my first thoughts were for less than a dollar a day you could feed this starving child. -
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<p>Not sure about this , she comes across as a pretty cool chick .<br><br><strong>Keira Knightly posed for some topless pics in the weekend and my first thoughts were for less than a dollar a day you could feed this starving child.</strong></p>
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<p>haha ouch! i actually find Knightly hot as fuck, skinny arms, tinny titties 'n all. Didn't think the photos were much chop though. </p>
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<p>I've seen the Upton ones, and a couple of them are quite, um, raw. </p>
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<p>If this guy gets found, he's fuuuuucked (although i get the sinking feeling a kickstarter appeal for his legal fees and fines might actually see him come out ahead). </p>
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<p>Will be really interesting to see how the WWE fans react if he re-appears. He shot the movie, returned to WWE as a babyface and was supposed to ascend to the championship at Wrestlemania. But the fans turned on him, and they had to rewrite all their plans on the fly as he turned heel. I suppose it depends on the timing, but it sure will be interesting when he returns to WWE to see if he returns as a conquering hero babyface again, or returns as a badass heel movie star? Of course, if this Guardians flick is as successful as people are saying, he'll probably be tied up in sequels for years.</p>
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<p>Sequel has already been greenlighted, and as all the other Marvel movies are working towards Thanos he might even end up in an Avengers sequel.</p> -
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<p>haha ouch! i actually find Knightly hot as fuck, skinny arms, tinny titties 'n all. Didn't think the photos were much chop though. </p>
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<p>I've seen the Upton ones, and a couple of them are quite, um, raw. </p>
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<p>If this guy gets found, he's fuuuuucked (although i get the sinking feeling a kickstarter appeal for his legal fees and fines might actually see him come out ahead). </p>
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<p>so movies, Guardians of the Galaxy is a definite go then?</p>
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<p>Don't get me wrong, if she'd done this on her own terms like Scarlett Johanson I'd very happy but this is all over 4chan which also hosts "creepshots". Got me thinking about my own phone, not that there's anything worth seeing but my previous phone had a video of my boy when he was two just out of the bath running around naked except for a towel he was wearing like a superheroes cape .If some creep hacked into my phone and started sending it to child exploitation sites I'd never know .</p>
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<p>I'm guessing if whoever does this gets caught they'll likely do time, hopefully he lives in a state with those private prisons who treat the inmates like shit.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="448701" data-time="1409547236"><p>Someone on reddit has colour corrected etc the JL pics. Or so I have heard... ;)</p></blockquote>
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Geekdom really has no limits does it? You can picture some virgin sitting at home thinking not that there was a hot naked celebrity in front of him but that the tinting was all wrong and what sort of cheap digital camera produces images like that ? -
<p>Thank you smartphones, hot celeb babes who use smartphones to take and save nudie photos, and some sleazy nerd to hack some geeky shit.</p>
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<p>Locke: Tom Hardy in a car, driving from Birmingham to London, and having various phone calls telling three interlocking stories. Hardy is the only actor 'in' the movie, the others are voice that he speaks to on the phone.</p>
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<p>I thought it was bloody good and was surprised that a guy in a car could be so interesting. Hardy was bloody good, although his character was Welsh for some reason.</p> -
<p>A Resurrection.</p>
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<p>Claim to fame: One of Michael Clarke Duncan's last films, although why the fuck he said yes to this tripe, I don't know. Even in total cruise mode he shows up the rest of the cast to the power of a million.</p>
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<p>Allegedly a horror, but you're too busy wondering how the fuck this script got a green light, because clearly the writers have never actually met real people or done the slightest bit of research on jobs like 'sheriff' or 'school counsellor'. There is zero suspense or build up or payoff, so when a dead body shows up, its just meh.</p>
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<p>Plot summary: The best I can do is: weirdo kid's older brother is killed in a hit and run. Or is he. Cos suddenly weirdo kid is drawing pictures of zombies killing people. And then a whole bunch of people are trapped in a school. There is a witch who may or may not do black magic to bring people back from the dead. School counsellor is trying to figure out if weirdo kid is a killer or just deranged, hoping if the questions are stupid enough she will trick him into revealing all. Her boyfriend, the deputy sheriff (who spends the entire movie driving from scene to scene in his truck and talking on an RT) is doing some investigating too. Lots of people get mauled to death by Zombie brother (mostly off camera. You just hear growls and screams and gurgles then see the bloodied corpses after.) Sheriff is killed, Counsellor is leg stabbed, weirdo kid exits stage left then it ends with Zombie brother and witch driving off into the sunset. I kid you not.</p> -
<p>I watched "Thor: The Dark World" last night, without much expectation, given it got widely panned. I enjoyed it, it was just another fun comic book movie. </p>
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<p>A Million Ways to Die in the West - IMDB rates this as 6.2/10....with a pretty good cast, had its moments but overall, I'd give 5/10 for this 2 hr movie! Best thing about it, Charlize Theron: sure there were some laugh out loud moments and other chuckles, but was pretty average for large parts.</p>
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<p>Flicking on the TV on a lazy Sunday arvo and Maori TV was showing the Dambusters. Still a great watch for the flying sequences and matching up all the bits George Lucas copied for Star Wars.</p>
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<p>Funny bit was that Maori TV had used the original version where the base black labrador was called 'Nigger' and not the version that was dubbed to 'Trigger' a few years later.</p>
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<p>Good on them for not being PC I say.</p>