Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>Even when I was drunk I didnt think I was this good! </p>
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<p>Sad thing is the amount of people that walk past with barely a second glance! </p>
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<p>That's the song that plays on Far Cry 3 when you use a Flamethrower to burn a stack of Marijuana crops. And slowly get stoned...</p>
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<p>That pigeon certainly decided to fuck off when it couldn't decide what the hell was going on. How does he not break joints?</p>
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<p>People that are complaining should actually take the time to learn how their device works. It's not hidden and is very easy to understand and change.</p>
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<p>I would prefer to not have to turn things off rather than turn things on, but then I also understand why it's done that way so the the same dumb people that don't read instructions get the benefits they have paid for (backups, syncing between all devices on one account) automatically.</p>
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<p>Can't please everyone.</p>
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<p>1 Idiot: "My photos are all gone!"</p>
<p>2 Apple: "You should have opted into our backup to cloud scheme"</p>
<p>3 Idiot: "Well I didn't KNOW THAT!!!"</p>
<p>4 Apple: "We gave you the option during setup"</p>
<p>5 Idiot: "But you asked me like a <em>million</em> questions <fades into random whining>"</p>
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<p>1 Idiot: "My naked photos are on the internet!"</p>
<p>2 Apple: "You should have opted out of auto-backup"</p>
<p>Copy line 3-5 above.</p>
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<p>These celebs are probably just telling their "people" to go get the latest phone, or having it given to them by agents etc.</p> -
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<p>That pigeon certainly decided to fuck off when it couldn't decide what the hell was going on. <strong>How does he not break joints?</strong></p>
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<p>I assumed he didnt have any, along with no bones! </p> -
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/neGfUkF.jpg" alt="neGfUkF.jpg">
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.hackertyper.com/'>http://www.hackertyper.com/</a></p>
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<p>[edit] This bloke recreates profile pics he finds on tinder <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://rodddles.tumblr.com/'>http://rodddles.tumblr.com/</a></p>
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<p>Examples:</p>
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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/TOJaoTG.jpg" alt="TOJaoTG.jpg"></p>
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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/4XX03Zg.jpg" alt="4XX03Zg.jpg"></p>
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<p>The babes are back.</p> -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="449061" data-time="1409731318">
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<p>That's the song that plays on Far Cry 3 when you use a Flamethrower to burn a stack of Marijuana crops. And slowly get stoned...</p>
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<p>That pigeon certainly decided to fuck off when it couldn't decide what the hell was going on. How does he not break joints?</p>
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<p>Can't please everyone.</p>
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<p>1 Idiot: "My photos are all gone!"</p>
<p>2 Apple: "You should have opted into our backup to cloud scheme"</p>
<p>3 Idiot: "Well I didn't KNOW THAT!!!"</p>
<p>4 Apple: "We gave you the option during setup"</p>
<p>5 Idiot: "But you asked me like a <em>million</em> questions <fades into random whining>"</p>
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<p>OR</p>
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<p>1 Idiot: "My naked photos are on the internet!"</p>
<p>2 Apple: "You should have opted out of auto-backup"</p>
<p>Copy line 3-5 above.</p>
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<p>These celebs are probably just telling their "people" to go get the latest phone, or having it given to them by agents etc.</p>
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<p>Apple: Do you want to opt into our backup to cloud system.</p>
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<p>Me: How would I know? What the fuck is it? Where's the fucking help in this set-up? Fuck it, it won't let me off this screen so I can google. I wonder if I can get back if I click "yes". No, I can't get fucking back. Fucking Bill Gates and his fucked up system. Now - how do I connect to this new port. Insert CD in drive. The fucking laptop hasn't got a CD drive. Maybe I can jury rig it to my old desktop? No seems not... Christ, the fucking cat's on the laptop advancing through set-up (this really happened). Why couldn't we just have stayed with XP. Fucking Bill Gates and his money-grubbing upgrades.</p> -
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<p>Yeah I was watching on The Colbert Report that for all the outcry from Huff Post, they have a section dedicated to sideboob.</p>
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<p>Link please.</p>
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<p>Ok, so I figured out how to work the internet and I've finally seen some pics.</p>
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<p>Lawrence - I've never been a big fan but she actually looks really good in partial states of nudity and she's a lot skinnier than she looks on film.</p>
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<p>Brie Larson - Wow! </p> -
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<p>Link please.</p>
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<p>To the sideboob, not the outcry.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/sideboob/'>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/news/sideboob/</a></p>
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<p>these just highlight how talentless I am when it comes to music! </p>
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<p>oh, then there is this....</p>
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<p>oh, then there is this....<br><br>
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<p>Oh my....<br><br><br>
Unfortunately TR I can only give you one like for that<br><br><img src="http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_content/215189.jpg" alt="215189.jpg"></p> -
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<p>oh, then there is this....</p>
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<p><img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10603528_884420811585660_8707166350611973958_n.jpg?oh=0892e24b30a4b0c3073bbbcab5329947&oe=549FF4CC&gda=1418782021_4ed158a9ad60056c3bd2fb1da555aea5" alt="10603528_884420811585660_870716635061197"></p>
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<p>Hilarious prank:</p>
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<p>Networks of galaxies...</p>
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<p>biggest dinosaur found yet unearthed in Argentina</p>
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cbsnews.com/news/astoundingly-huge-dinosaur-skeleton-unearthed-in-argentina/'>http://www.cbsnews.com/news/astoundingly-huge-dinosaur-skeleton-unearthed-in-argentina/</a></p>