Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>There was a list of bogan names in the press somewhere the other day. Ah, here it is!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/bogan-baby-names-for-boys-and-girls/story-fnet08xa-1227054446400'>http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/bogan-baby-names-for-boys-and-girls/story-fnet08xa-1227054446400</a></p>
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<p>Anfernee</p>
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<p>Yep. Like Anthony, but with a bogan accent. If they knew what phonics meant, they'd know how great they are at it.</p>
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<p>For girls: Caprice. Because Daddy wanted a Statesman but couldn't afford the finance on his cash-in-hand jobs and the dole.</p> -
<p>You need to read the comments in that link Nick. There are some crackers..</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">I've got a traditional Irish name from a traditional Irish Mum - Siobhan. For most of my life, the only other person of that name I ever met was my own cousin, and forget about ever having one of those cool personalised pencil-cases or lunchboxes, etc. Now, all of a sudden other Siobhans seem to be cropping up, but they're all spelt in ridiculous fashion, like someone thought "I like the way it sounds, but spelling is HARD". I actually met a drunk woman at a conference event who saw my name-badge. "How do you pronounce THAT?" When I explained, she said, Oh my niece is called Che-vaughn" (she actually spelled it out for my horrified benefit, and yes, it included a dash). She then blundered on to ask why on earth my parents chose to spell it THAT way? Because that's how it's MEANT TO BE SPELT, you mouth-breather.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Khaleesi is an emerging (and disturbing) trend
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">Have you noticed that a lot of bogan couples name their daughters after American porn stars from the 1980's like Savannah, Amber, Sierra, Chrystal or Khrystal and Brandi!
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<p>mouth-breather is definitely one of the better insults out there. </p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="451220" data-time="1410747344"><p>
mouth-breather is definitely one of the better insults out there.</p></blockquote>
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It would also make a great bogan name Mouf'breeva.<br><br>
A lot of the guys at work have kids with names apparently lifted from the ghettos in the states , Shonray etc. might as well name him unemployable or bad credit risk . -
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<p>Has anyone watched that freakonomics doco segment on baby names? Pretty good watch. Basically, it's not the retarded name that gets you in trouble, it's the upbringing by parents stupid enough to call you that, which does the damage.</p>
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<p>They did a case study of two kids, one who was called Winner and the other who was called Loser to see who who would turn out worse.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="antipodean" data-cid="450390" data-time="1410491875"><p>Took me longer than it should to get that</p></blockquote>It's taking me even longer.
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<p>not like we need more encouragement to play golf!</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="451446" data-time="1410851521"><p>Fleshlight, don't google it at work .</p></blockquote>Thank you. I think.
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<p>Did anyone else get the urge to want to punch that dickhead in the face rather than give him money if you saw him begging?</p> -
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<p>Yeah, I haven't a clue either... assume it's just some field with flags in showing a flag for every casualty?</p>
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<p>EDIT: Even after googling fleshlight which appears to be some sort of fake vagina.</p>
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<p>I think it's the incongruity between Fleshlight and their post.</p> -
<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/sP7SpP2.jpg" alt="sP7SpP2.jpg"></p>
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<p>Speaking of awesome I'm very much liking the fact that the Hoopah filter has done its work on Jegga's "Jaws" signature...</p>
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<p>Its a small price to pay to irritate NTA</p>
