Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@no-quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
(yes I need to get off twitter)
(probably not work safe if you are in an open plan office)
Tumblr:
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#freethenipple
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Its been a tough week being a man in NZ. When we're not off murdering female British tourists apparently we're shit cyclists too.
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I'm not sure she is a cyclist. Would a cyclist use that many unnecessary cycling terms in one short article?
Number of times she mentions her bike being made of carbon? twice. Strava is the app your info from your bike computer loads to, not what you turn on while riding.
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@canefan "Kiwi women are more active on Pornhub compared with females around the world, with 39 per cent of Kiwis using the website identifying as female, 10 per cent higher than the world's overall average.
The average age of New Zealand Pornhub users is 39..."
This is too damned accurate for my liking. Although I can hand on heart say I've never searched anything by ethnicity...or 'fortnite'. What the fuck?
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan "Kiwi women are more active on Pornhub compared with females around the world, with 39 per cent of Kiwis using the website identifying as female, 10 per cent higher than the world's overall average.
The average age of New Zealand Pornhub users is 39..."
This is too damned accurate for my liking. Although I can hand on heart say I've never searched anything by ethnicity...or 'fortnite'. What the fuck?
Fucken Big Brother
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@antipodean FB is getting equally ridiculous, to be honest. Several of my author pals have gone to FB jail for 2-3 days lately because of book covers with man chest, or pics of models for Man Candy Monday (no dick showing.) They were told they had violated T&C...then told no, they hadn't violated T&C.
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@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan "Kiwi women are more active on Pornhub compared with females around the world, with 39 per cent of Kiwis using the website identifying as female, 10 per cent higher than the world's overall average.
The average age of New Zealand Pornhub users is 39..."
This is too damned accurate for my liking. Although I can hand on heart say I've never searched anything by ethnicity...or 'fortnite'. What the fuck?
I believe you .
I’m not sure I’d believe any denial about your role in pushing the female usage rate higher than the global average however.
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@mokey when I watch porn I identify as female.
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@canefan "Kiwi women are more active on Pornhub compared with females around the world, with 39 per cent of Kiwis using the website identifying as female, 10 per cent higher than the world's overall average.
The average age of New Zealand Pornhub users is 39..."
This is too damned accurate for my liking. Although I can hand on heart say I've never searched anything by ethnicity...or 'fortnite'. What the fuck?
I believe you .
I’m not sure I’d believe any denial about your role in pushing the female usage rate higher than the global average however.
Fair call. I do watch a LOT of porn.
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey when I watch porn I identify as female.
Porn gender fluid?
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mokey when I watch porn I identify as female.
Porn gender fluid?
A squirter?
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https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12176781
That sentence is just taking the piss. She clearly shows no remorse and her mum is an enabler
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12176781
That sentence is just taking the piss. She clearly shows no remorse and her mum is an enabler
Home detention? Seriously/ WTF.
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@canefan I remember when I was at uni, and this chick told me she'd killed someone as a learner driver and her lawyer, Marie Dhyrberg or however you spell it, got her off the charge. I couldn't even look at her after that I was that horrified. But she was so casual about it. Like, 'oh, I had an ooopsie.'
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@catogrande I was pissed off when reading a Judges summary of a case after handing down Home detention after a couple of boy racers had killed someone while racing and he gave home d as he said it was harder than prison because you were a prisoner in your own home...with all your food, dvd, PS, xbox or whatever...some of our judges make some odd decisions
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@canefan So that spoilt little rich bitch left the scene of an accident, took 16 hours to go to the police after dealing with car first...continued to party...posted the orange jumpsuit pic and the judge thinks she is genuinely remorseful?
And she got 11 months home detention? Fuck, man. That is rank.
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@taniwharugby Wow. In what universe is home detention harder than prison? (unless you perhaps live in a slum or something.)
