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Stockcar86

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Woman Claims She Became Pregnant By Drinking Red Bull.
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A 32 year old Arkansas woman is now the proud mother of a precious baby boy, but not without questions from the father who had been deployed in Afghanistan.
Christy Miller, a military wife, admits she found it difficult to be alone for months at a time but says she would never cheat on her husband.
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What Miller does admit to however, is being a daily drinker of Red Bull Energy Drinks until she came across an article that said her favorite drink contained Taurine.
It claimed that Taurine found in energy drinks is a byproduct of bull testicles, it is considered not to be vegetarian friendly. The ingredient is taurine, a naturally occurring substance that is present in bull bile and breastmilk.
Miller said she stopped consuming the drinks immediately, but at that point it was too late. Miller was pregnant.
When her husband arrived home from is 12 month deployment, is when she told him the news. â€œI wanted to look him in the eyes when I told him, so heâ€d know I was telling him the truth,â€ said Miller. â€œBut by the time he got home, I was already 8 months pregnant. So when he saw me, he was speechless.â€
Miller says she told him the entire story, how many energy drinks she was consuming every week, what the article said about the drinks being contaminated with semen, and how she knows the drinks were the cause of her pregnancy.
â€œHe just called me a cm sucking whre, then left,â€ she said sobbing. â€œI donâ€t think he is ever coming back to me.â€
Millerâ€s husband left, and immediately filed for divorce. He did not believe her story.
Christy Miller says she is now considering filing a lawsuit against the energy drink manufacturer, not only for pain and suffering, but for child support as well.
She feels, since they were the cause of her pregnancy, they should be financially responsible for her son until he is age 18. She is also considering adding college tuition to the lawsuit.
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Did the baby have wings?

canefan

A Hawkes Bay would-be sexual predator got his beans
 
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Tim

Sneakdefreak

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Good to see the Star Trek convention is going well.

Tim

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Paekakboyz

Landing on a fucking comet! and only a day or so away as well.
 
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Operations/Live_updates_Rosetta_mission_comet_landing'>http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Operations/Live_updates_Rosetta_mission_comet_landing</a>

Paekakboyz

... and for you Dead Lands fans... parody time!
 
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mariner4life

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these fluffybunnies couldn't even agree on which series to go as! what the fuck is (face ridge-less) Worf doing with Bones, Sulu and Chekhov? let alone the idiot who didn't get the memo and came as the Dalai Lama "for fuck's sake Terry, why is it always you?"

Hooroo

And doesn't Putin look like an older real life version of Charlie Brown in that pic

taniwharugby

Crazy!

canefan

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A funny follow up photo would have been Abbott going all WWE and taking Putin down in a choker hold

nostrildamus

>A funny follow up photo would have been Abbott going all WWE and taking Putin down in a choker hold
More likely the other way round, Abbott is the boxer and Putin the judoka. Then again Abbott is the only PM I know of to have KO'd his Treasurer.
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw-in-the-eye-of-the-leadership-storm-20091127-jwwc.html'>http://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw-in-the-eye-of-the-leadership-storm-20091127-jwwc.html</a>

antipodean

Crucial

I bet that little kid fells that tub of lard. Go for the ankles son (if you can find them)

antipodean

Fatties hit the ground hard when their ankles don't move. Good way to learn excellent technique too.

Crucial

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Fatties hit the ground hard when their ankles don't move.
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Yep, and the trick is to be out of the way enough that they don't land on you.

Tim

While searching for the Cobra blu-ray.
 
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You'd better believe it buddy.

mariner4life

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This is where the law stops, and i start! Sucker!

Tim

I'll do it man, I'll fuckin' do it! I'll blow this place sky high!
 
Go ahead, I don't shop here anyway.

taniwharugby

The Silver Fern

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