Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/11243534/Parasitic-tapeworm-lived-in-mans-brain-for-four-years.html">Parasitic tapeworm lived in manâ€
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<p>WTF....</p>
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<p>I could watch these all day!! </p>
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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/NSuarbu.jpg" alt="NSuarbu.jpg"></p>
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<p>Even if its half (or mostly) bullshit, this is awesome. "Do NOT fuck with my Mum!"</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.news.com.au/world/afghan-mum-reza-gul-kills-25-taliban-in-revenge-attack/story-fndir2ev-1227136703703'>http://www.news.com.au/world/afghan-mum-reza-gul-kills-25-taliban-in-revenge-attack/story-fndir2ev-1227136703703</a></p>
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<p><strong>Afghan mum Reza Gul kills 25 Taliban in revenge attack</strong></p>
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<p>AN Afghan mother took on the Taliban killing 25 militants after witnessing her son being killed in a fierce gunbattle.</p>
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<p>Woken by gunfire, Reza Gul looked on as her son, a police officer, was gunned down by Taliban as he manned a village checkpoint.</p>
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<p>Flanked by her daughter and daughter-in-law, the grieving mother took bloody revenge saying she had no choice but to grab a weapon, starting a seven-hour gun battle.</p>
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<p>“It was around 5am when my sonâ€s check post came under the attack of Taliban,†Gul <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.tolonews.com/en/afghanistan/17230-afghan-mother-kills-25-taliban'>told TOLO News</a>.</p>
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<p>“When the fighting intensified, I couldnâ€t stop myself and picked up a weapon, went to the check post and began shooting back.â€</p>
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<p>Gulâ€s husband, daughter, youngest son and daughter-in-law accompanied the grieving mother in the fight, eventually taking out 25 insurgents.</p>
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<p>“We started a kind of family war against the Taliban,†Fatima, Gulâ€s daughter said.</p>
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<p>“The fighting was intensified when we reached the battlefield along with light and heavy weapons,†said Seema, the daughter-in-law.</p>
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<p>“We were committed to fight until the last bullet.â€</p>
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<p>The family battle took place by their home in the Farah province, one of the most volatile areas in western Afghanistan where anti-government militants are actively operating.</p> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/inspire-me/63626160/The-reason-for-this-party-will-make-you-cry'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/well-good/inspire-me/63626160/The-reason-for-this-party-will-make-you-cry</a></p> -
<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/gz1haku.jpg" alt="gz1haku.jpg"></p>
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<p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/K8Tgo55l.jpg" alt="K8Tgo55l.jpg"></p>
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<p>is that from your Tinder app??</p>
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<p><img src="http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/This+week+in+pseudo+science_e13e71_4961874.png" alt="This+week+in+pseudo+science_e13e71_49618"></p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="464163" data-time="1417331736"><p>I don't get the attraction of Siamese twins joined at the tit but whatever turns you on I guess</p></blockquote>Is it asking too much for you to divert your gaze to the "about me" for a second?
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="canefan" data-cid="464193" data-time="1417338505">
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<p>"I'll cut you "? Sounds like a bunny boiler to me!</p>
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<p>where is your sense of adventure? I bet she fucks like a sewing machine!</p> -
A sewing machine huh...
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Yeah a sewing machine TR. Never looked at one? That small bobbin going in and out very quickly and almost inevitably leaving the woman slightly disappointed with the end result? Now you know what M4L is getting at.
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Isn't the bobbin the smaller roll of thread underneath where the fabric goes? <br><br>
I think you were going for a needle dick joke and missed. Good effort though. <br><br>
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The bobbin is indeed a small roll of thread shaped a little like a small phallus. It does go in and out a a terrific rate. So, no I was not making a needle/dick joke. I was making a bobbin/dick joke.<br><br>Typical Kiwi, even when there's no irony you still have to explain the joke to him.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="464365" data-time="1417437587"><p>Typical <strike>Kiwi</strike> Northern Queenslander, even when there's no irony you still have to explain the joke to him.</p></blockquote>Fixed.
