Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>"I'll cut you "? Sounds like a bunny boiler to me!</p>
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<p>where is your sense of adventure? I bet she fucks like a sewing machine!</p> -
A sewing machine huh...
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Yeah a sewing machine TR. Never looked at one? That small bobbin going in and out very quickly and almost inevitably leaving the woman slightly disappointed with the end result? Now you know what M4L is getting at.
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Isn't the bobbin the smaller roll of thread underneath where the fabric goes? <br><br>
I think you were going for a needle dick joke and missed. Good effort though. <br><br>
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The bobbin is indeed a small roll of thread shaped a little like a small phallus. It does go in and out a a terrific rate. So, no I was not making a needle/dick joke. I was making a bobbin/dick joke.<br><br>Typical Kiwi, even when there's no irony you still have to explain the joke to him.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="464365" data-time="1417437587"><p>Typical <strike>Kiwi</strike> Northern Queenslander, even when there's no irony you still have to explain the joke to him.</p></blockquote>Fixed.
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<p>The bobbin is indeed a small roll of thread shaped a little like a small phallus. It does go in and out a a terrific rate. So, no I was not making a needle/dick joke. I was making a bobbin/dick joke.<br><br>
Typical Kiwi, even when there's no irony you still have to explain the joke to him.</p>
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<p>what does your cock look like? This is one of the least phallic things i have ever seen</p>
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<p><img src="https://www.cutsew.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/bobbin.jpg" alt="bobbin.jpg"></p> -
<p>works though</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="464433" data-time="1417484404">
<p>works though</p>
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<p>Yeah a sewing machine TR. Never looked at one? That small bobbin going in and out very quickly and almost inevitably leaving the woman slightly disappointed with the end result? Now you know what M4L is getting at.</p>
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<p>I was thinking more along the lines of the sewing machine needle (no needle dick reference) going in and out hard out, so a chick might say he bangs like a sewing machine, but for a dude to say that about a chick I thought wasnt quite the same, er, compliment??</p>
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<p>Only on TSF!!</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="464413" data-time="1417474250"><p>what does your cock look like? This is one of the least phallic things i have ever seen<br> <br><img src="https://www.cutsew.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/bobbin.jpg" alt="bobbin.jpg"></p></blockquote><br>Yes Isee you've pulled the whole thing apart to see how it works. Perhaps you're paying a little too much attention to it?
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<p>I dunno about other Otago Alumni but scarfies didn't look like this when I was in Dunedin</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fashion/63822284/Former-scarfie-now-a-Victorias-Secret-angel'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fashion/63822284/Former-scarfie-now-a-Victorias-Secret-angel</a></p> -
<p>El-P and Killer Mike discuss Steven Seagal.<br><br>
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.avclub.com/article/run-jewels-brutality-music-and-magic-steven-seagal-212268'>http://www.avclub.com/article/run-jewels-brutality-music-and-magic-steven-seagal-212268</a><br>
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<p>it's ok mate, my google history has some funny stuff in it too</p>
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<p>Cracked.com is losing its funny, as it becomes more and more shrill, and whiney. But todays photoplasty is pretty fucking funny</p>
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<p>54 Movies Combined into 27 Scenes</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1192_27-great-movies-combined-to-make-27-amazing-ones/'>http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1192_27-great-movies-combined-to-make-27-amazing-ones/</a></p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="canefan" data-cid="464706" data-time="1417685387">
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<p>I dunno about other Otago Alumni but scarfies didn't look like this when I was in Dunedin</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fashion/63822284/Former-scarfie-now-a-Victorias-Secret-angel'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/fashion/63822284/Former-scarfie-now-a-Victorias-Secret-angel</a></p>
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<p>Have her scrubbed and sent to my quarters please.</p>
