Movie review thread...
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Re: Movie review thread...:
dunno if this one has been covered as the search function is busted but...
Patriots Day (2017)
1/10
Cosplay reenactment of the Boston marathon bombing. Starring Marky Mahk and his Funky Bunch. SPOILER: the funky bunch are all dressed as cops in this one. So cute! Anyway, I was prepared to hate this major motion movie picture based purely on its cockwailing seppowrench of a premise. The title, the theme, the actor. But actually, it looked really well done. Got a good score on RT.
Started pre-race, setting up the various "characters" in their abodes, yeah these'll be the heroes, presumably later in various stages of "what do you mean my leg is fucking GONE?"
Shit, I dunno if I can watch this.
Confession Time: once the bombing ended, and the gory ER amputee porn kicked, in I stopped watching. I'm sorry! Yeah, fuck that shit. Mr fucken Magoo could see how this one pans out. Cue the music, we're gonna GET doze terrorists. Uhh, if you're all such "patriots" then why did you treat those different looking fellas like such fluffybunnies for their whole lives in America, marginalising them, and, hello, playing no small part in turning them against you into radicalisation? Oops, dont mention that part. Cue da music! Fucking a-raaaabss...
So without having seen 75% of this movie I can safely say your basic seppo will crack a MASSIVE fat over this one. It's got everything they need. Marky Mark, terrorists, blood, bad guys, da good guys, da bombs, da guns
Another confession time; I was hoping Marky Mark would get his nutsack blown clean the fuck off in this one. Now THAT'S a happy ending in my book. Alas it was not to be. Hollywood doesnt put out many 30-minute major motion movie blockbusters. No, you'll need 2 more hours of heartwrenching, weeping, soaring strings, amputee porn, heroic officers of the law, kleenex to wipe your tears and jizz smeg off the bandaged stumps, and happy endings.
Fucken shitty little bombs in rucksacks.
Dumbarse seppos, here's what a real fucken terrorist looks like:
Just to throw it out there ... I really enjoyed this film & didn't see it at all the way you did.
It was borderline documentary really, but still found it a fascinating watch.
I did too, from memory it played out pretty close to true events
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@No-Quarter the books are great, and totally different stories. Toothless is a tiny whiny shit for ex. I've not read them but we listened with the kids on long journeys in the car, the reader was awesome with great accents. The first chapter had
'in those days men were men, and women were to'
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@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
How To Train Your Dragon: Hidden World
I thought this was the weakest of the three movies. Spent a bit too long on lovey-dovey stuff (Toothless' new dragon girlfriend / Hiccup & Astrid) before getting to the action. Not the strongest storyline and the jokes didn't seem as funny either.
That said, the boy really loved it (though he's pretty obsessed with the whole franchise) so probably worth taking the kids to.
3.5 Light Fury's out of 5 Deathgrippers
My youngest is too, she loves it. The tv series on Netflix is on constant rotation.
Taken her to see this one twice already,
Have steadily grabbed the new toys for it too.
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@Virgil yeah I agree, the second one was the best. Got pretty dusty at times during that movie.
And yeah, my boy has the Riders of Berk DVDs which are fairly dated, and has also binge watched the Netflix series a few times. The Netflix series is really well done, I've watched it with him
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@Machpants will look at the book series, would be a good way to get him really interested in reading
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@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Virgil yeah I agree, the second one was the best. Got pretty dusty at times during that movie.
And yeah, my boy has the Riders of Berk DVDs which are fairly dated, and has also binge watched the Netflix series a few times. The Netflix series is really well done, I've watched it with him
Glad Iām not the only one...
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@Virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Virgil yeah I agree, the second one was the best. Got pretty dusty at times during that movie.
And yeah, my boy has the Riders of Berk DVDs which are fairly dated, and has also binge watched the Netflix series a few times. The Netflix series is really well done, I've watched it with him
Glad Iām not the only one...
The things we do for our kids. It's a tough life.
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@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
Mine just watch tic tac toy family and fucking honeyheartc whatever the fuck that is
40 old woman screaming in a high pitches excited voice playing with kids toys...Still I watch a bit of LEGO clips on YouTube....
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
we have the same life!!!
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
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@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
Same! They must have turned over a few more by now, based on them being too old by 24..
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@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
A bit chestless but jesus
still, now that she's had big bad Barry Hall's cock through her...
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
A bit chestless but jesus
still, now that she's had big bad Barry Hall's cock through her...
She was part of the later series I think , Kathleen , Charli and Kelli were his era
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
A bit chestless but jesus
still, now that she's had big bad Barry Hall's cock through her...
She was after the Charlie group. She was the weakest exponent of the core skills on that show (sing, dance) but she was head and shoulders the most hawt I'm her group
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
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@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
A bit chestless but jesus
still, now that she's had big bad Barry Hall's cock through her...
She was after the Charlie group. She was the weakest exponent of the core skills on that show (sing, dance) but she was head and shoulders the most hawt I'm her group
i thought she was the best dancer. Couldn't sing for shit, but i don't care
I remember Mini-Mariner the First repeating me in front of his mother once "Lauren's hot hey dad?"
Cheers bud.
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@No-Quarter just like I am sure you have watched many episodes of Little Einsteins, Wonder Pets and then as your children get older, the better stuff they watch...Victorious being my fave haha
All my son watches at moment is youtube clips of people playing bloody fortnite (after I have told him to stop playing bloody fortnite)
My son was a big fan of High 5 , there were three reasons I was always keen to watch it with him.
A bit chestless but jesus
still, now that she's had big bad Barry Hall's cock through her...
She was after the Charlie group. She was the weakest exponent of the core skills on that show (sing, dance) but she was head and shoulders the most hawt I'm her group
i thought she was the best dancer. Couldn't sing for shit, but i don't care
I remember Mini-Mariner the First repeating me in front of his mother once "Lauren's hot hey dad?"
Cheers bud.
That's a proud moment right there
