Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MajorRage" data-cid="468871" data-time="1421799652">
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<p>We have feelings just like everybody else M4L....</p>
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<p>designer feelings. with assorted extras. Purchased at an outrageous cost. </p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="468872" data-time="1421800517">
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<p>Pffft! Hasn't even got a marlin seat at the back. What if you hook up while trawling???</p>
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<p>I think you're meant to fish from the helicopter. With a harpoon gun</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="468872" data-time="1421800517">
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<p>Pffft! Hasn't even got a marlin seat at the back. What if you hook up while trawling???</p>
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<p>Those big old floating hotels usually have 'little' jet boats to do trival tasks like catch fish!
although I cant see them on that photo...</p>
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<p>My wife has been working out at the Russian (Alexander Abramov) dudes place at Helena Bay up here, and said the extravagance and waste is unreal....apparently $100k on a 10ft King Kong from Weta Works....</p> -
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<p>Those big old floating hotels usually have 'little' jet boats to do trival tasks like catch fish! although I cant see them on that photo...</p>
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<p>My wife has been working out at the Russian (Alexander Abramov) dudes place at Helena Bay up here, and said the extravagance and waste is unreal...<strong>.apparently $100k on a 10ft King Kong from Weta Works..</strong>..</p>
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<p>doesn't sound like waste to me</p> -
<p>haha, thats what I told Mrs TR too...to him spending 100k on that is like normal folk going out and spending $50 on something!
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MajorRage" data-cid="468885" data-time="1421804958">
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<p>Is that how you guys do it in Northland?</p>
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<p>Instead of going to the gym, just trespass onto a rich dudes property?</p>
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<p>yep, followed by bombs off the wharf </p> -
<p>Trespass? Oh, you mean those 10ft high razor wire fences? I thought they were to keep the sheep in?</p>
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<p>every wharf i drove past in Northland was exactly the same. classic.</p>
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<p>ha, unlikely...not only am I godlike, but his wife is by his side all the time and by all accounts, the boss....</p>
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<p>Jeez TR, it's so sad what they've done to Helena Bay. We used to go up there when we were kids and stay in one of the baches. Fresh milk from the dairy farm up the road, swimming in the creek behind the baches, bliss. All gone now though, looks like the creek is even gone.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="468925" data-time="1421820264">
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<p>his wife is by his side all the time and by all accounts, the boss....</p>
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<p>People said the same thing about Hilary Clinton</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-beer-snob-1743'>http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/are-you-beer-snob-1743</a><br><br></p><p></p><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">[b]Are You A Beer Snob?[/b]<br><br>
When it comes to beer, some people are witless criminals and some people are cultured experts. Are you a life-ruining swill-guzzler who will drink it all, or do you have the clever tastes and heroic standards of a discerning beer snob? Take this quiz to find out!<br><br>- Check off anything that describes you in order to learn if you are a wonderful beer snob or a depressing swill-guzzler who is loathsome in the eyes of God:<br><br><br>
I make my own beer at home.<br><br>
I have broken into my doctorâ€
s office at night and replaced my medical chart with a picture of my face that says “I Make My Own Beer At Home†on it.<br><br>
When I finish doing my laundry, I dump my clothes onto my neighborâ€s porch and then leave, so that later my neighbor can say to his son, “Look, son! Here is the laundry of a man who makes his own beer at home.â€<br><br>
Whenever I wake up from a bad dream, I take a bottle of craft beer out of my fridge and I say to the bottle, “I apologize for having a bad dream.â€<br><br>
I have described at least one beer with the adjective “family-eclipsing.â€<br><br>
My cell phoneâ€s ringtone is the sound of married actor Jeffrey Tambor rhythmically saying the word “hops†over and over again at a steadily increasing volume.<br><br>
When I get a phone call, I usually let it ring and ring so that I can listen to married actor Jeffrey Tambor say the word “hops†as many times as possible as the volume of his voice grows to a full-on scream.<br><br>
I once heard my son say that all beers were pretty much the same, and I had to frame him for treason so the government would electrocute him.<br><br>
My house once burned down because when the fire started, instead of calling 911, I sent the fire department an email from my burning kitchen that said, “The difference between lagers and ales lies in the types of yeast used in the brewing process and in the temperatures at which the respective beers are distilled.â€<br><br>
I have a private mix of the song “Closing Time†by Semisonic where the line “Finish your whiskey or beer†is altered so that the word “whiskey†is bleeped out.<br><br>
I like watching the film The Passion Of The Christ without subtitles and imagining that every time Jesus speaks, he is saying, “There is a big difference between different types of beers from around the world,†and that every time Pontius Pilate speaks, he is saying, “No. All beers are the same.â€<br><br>
One time, I was pretty sure I heard a statue say “Miller High Life,†so I had to blow up the statue with a bomb.<br>
When my grandfather died, I altered his will so that instead of his gravestone saying his name and the years he was born and died, his gravestone just said, “Only Some Beers Are Good.â€<br><br>
I have a job where convicted murderers pay me to visit them in jail, drink a beer in front of them, and then give the beer a bad review.<br><br>
Every night before I go to sleep, I make a recording of myself saying, “Porters and stouts are very similar, but stouts tend to be more full-bodied,†and then launch that recording into space for extraterrestrial civilizations to discover.<br><br>
I have a poster of the pope in my bedroom with a quote on it that says, “‘Beer†and ‘God†have the same number of letters. –Pope Francis.â€<br><br>
Before I take a sip of beer, I smell the beer, and while I smell the beer, I turn to the person next to me and say, “I am smelling the beer.â€<br><br>
I have described at least one beer with the adjective “Christ-dwarfing.â€<br><br>
When I got the call telling me that my mother had passed away, the first words out of my mouth were, “Now, more than ever, the American craft beer industry is entering a new Golden Age of sophistication.â€<br><br>
I have almost died because one time at a restaurant, I started choking, and a man saved me with the Heimlich maneuver, but then he leaned close and whispered to me, “All beers are the same,†so I made him cram all the food back down into my throat.<br><br>
I have paid over $45 million for a nine-second Super Bowl commercial where married actor Jeffrey Tambor points at the camera and says, “Hello. Iâ€m the married actor Jeffrey Tambor. Drink the good beer only. If youâ€re a swill-guzzler, I hope ants and wasps team up to eat you in the desert. Jeffrey Tambor.â€</blockquote>
- Check off anything that describes you in order to learn if you are a wonderful beer snob or a depressing swill-guzzler who is loathsome in the eyes of God:<br><br><br>
