Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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<p>I already have a self regulating, self reproducing meat machine. It runs on the cheapest substrate around, high cellulose content and everything. You don't even need to process the feedstock with enzymes before bioconversion.<br><br>
It's a fucking cow.</p>
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<p>When I lived on a farm we had a stack of eating cows (actually steers), some milking cows. And a fucking cow we kept behind the house.</p>
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<p>The key was not to mix them up.</p> -
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<p><span style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;font-size:24px;">How did Aaron Hernandez not fail NFL drug tests?</span></p>
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<p>He was just found GUILTY on all charges in his murder trial. He'll now have to go to trial for the murder of two other guys. It's not often you find mega-million-dollar athletes who moonlight as serial killers.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandez-found-guilty-of-murder-updating-1697954554'>http://deadspin.com/aaron-hernandez-found-guilty-of-murder-updating-1697954554</a></p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="485202" data-time="1429057814">
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<p>I already have a self regulating, self reproducing meat machine. It runs on the cheapest substrate around, high cellulose content and everything. You don't even need to process the feedstock with enzymes before bioconversion.<br><br>
It's a fucking cow.</p>
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<p>Yeah - there's a lot of biotech shit goes on to replicate what trees do, as well.</p>
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<p>Mind you - if you've actually got that cow in a paddock behind your house (as opposed to a theoretical cow), I bet she likes you and comes hastening up to give you a lick and thank you for feeding her - "Gosh, thanks Tim - you're really a great guy - feeding me all this stuff and looking after me. Did I mention what a great guy you are...." </p>
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<p>This woman is hardcore.</p>
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<p><span style="font-family:arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/apr/16/reading-arsenal-fa-cup-semi-final?CMP=share_btn_tw'><strong><span style="font-size:24px;">Meet the 93-year-old Reading fan whose dislike of Arsenal dates to the 1920s</span></strong></a></span></p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote"><span style="font-size:14px;">On Tuesday last week, it was off to Blackpool at Bloomfield Road. Just the 483-mile round trip (on a bus) for an essentially meaningless Championship fixture, which finished in a dismal 1-1 draw.</span>
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<p>Mind you - if you've actually got that cow in a paddock behind your house (as opposed to a theoretical cow), I bet she likes you and comes hastening up to give you a lick and thank you for feeding her - "Gosh, thanks Tim - you're really a great guy - feeding me all this stuff and looking after me. Did I mention what a great guy you are...." </p>
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<p>I'm more curious as to the reaction of Gollum's cow when he gets home.</p> -
<p>how do you say "is it in yet?" in cow?</p>
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<p>I'm more curious as to the reaction of Gollum's cow when he gets home.</p>
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<p>Morgan Freeman voice...."Every so often Daisy would show up with fresh bruises. Sometimes she was able to fight them off...sometimes not." </p> -
<p>Sounds very much like "Booo-booo". Maybe you've misheard sometime in the dim and distant past?</p>
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<p>"Moo-ooooo?"</p>
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<p>Basically, anyone who grew up on a farm willl know that low muuuugh that a cow makes when shes breached & you are in her up to the armpit trying to find her calfs front feet to hook the ankle ropes on?</p>
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<p>Well its like that. Only with a hint of "you know you want it" </p> -
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<p>Suri Cruise turned 9 years old today.</p>
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<p><img src="https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/GY614nR9A6SEU2x0wtn.UQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7aWw9cGxhbmU7cT03NTtzbT0xO3c9NjAw/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/omgcelebnews/36968d18-0f0b-439d-8687-48c0d6bdc80d_300_SuriCruise2_040213.jpg" alt="36968d18-0f0b-439d-8687-48c0d6bdc80d_300"></p>
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<p>She doesn't really resemble her father. And of course, "dad" famously shot blanks with Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman.</p>
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<p>The documentary above doesn't touch it, but until I see results of a paternity test on the Maury Povich Show that proves differently, my bet is on THIS GUY...</p>
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<p><img src="http://archive.randi.org/site/images/stories/swift/davis.jpg" alt="davis.jpg"></p>
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<p>...formerly the spokesperson of the Church and the guy responsible for pairing Cruise with Katie Holmes in the first place. Davis was "routed out" of Scientology three years ago, and hasn't said a damn word.</p> -
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<p>Oops. thought the video had gooorne but have to watch it on you tube</p>
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<p>I was looking for it for weeks, and youtube was spammed with hundreds of fake versions - made me wonder if CoS was ratfucking. Finally found a real one (linked) and wondered how long it would stay up, figuring both HBO and Scientology would get it pulled. So, try to watch or download while it's up. It's eye-popping.</p>
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<p>The doc will not be televised internationally for a while, and in fact the book it's based on still has not been published in Canada (3 years and waiting), and I believe it was not published in NZ either. American publishers are no longer cowed by fear of litigation. The internet, Anonymous, South Park and Katie Holmes have done their part, but this doc could be the tipping-point that brings down the Church. </p>
