Movie review thread...
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
David Niven and Peter Sellers (Casino Royale) could kick Maaaaaaaaaaat Damon's arse.
Apparently Connery smacked over a couple of Edinbugh gang members in the 50s and they wanted him to join after that. Lazenby sparred with Bruce Lee.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
ink he'd fark you up. He's actually a big bloke and didn't exactly grow up in clover either.
Anyway, personality goes a long way and Bourne doesn't have one. Bourne would get kicked out of a casino for looking like a tramp.we are talking about him playing a fictional MI guy who is a bit of a shit fighter, not him in RL..I seen him in a few movies and thought why wasnt he portrayed like that in Bond where he looks dangerous.
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Atomic Blonde
Let's get this out of the way: Charlize Theron going dom lesbo on that French chick was awesome. For that alone it was worth watching on Netflix.
Otherwise pretty entertaining. Fucking brutal h2h combat scenes, some cold war intrigue, and a throwback soundtrack used judiciously against some nice cinematography - tho the rotating camera thing got a bit old after the first time they used it.
Twistys and turns and grey areas of engagement, betrayal, and a psychotic James McAvoy. What's not to like?
4 out of 5 stoli on ice
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It’s the Bond thread again
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My 2 cents:
Bourne. 3 excellent Matt Damon Bourne’s and 1 average one. 1 weird side sequel.Daniel Craig Bond. 1 excellent opening movie, 1 terrible follow up, 2 average as fudge follow ups and hopefully an awesome final movie.
Bourne for the win.
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
It’s the Bond thread again
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My 2 cents:
Bourne. 3 excellent Matt Damon Bourne’s and 1 average one. 1 weird side sequel.Daniel Craig Bond. 1 excellent opening movie, 1 terrible follow up, 2 average as fudge follow ups and hopefully an awesome final movie.
Bourne for the win.
Would you really call Quantum of Solace terrible ?
Admittedly cutting off a countries water supply is pretty unambitious compared to many of the earlier villains and the lead bad guy/henchman combo were about as interesting as watching paint dry but I thought it was a pretty decent actioner.....
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Yes.
I’d rather watch you and @Bones work out your issues naked mud wrestling than watch that movie again.
Have you read his "fitness blog" ? I think he's got a weight advantage over me at the moment.
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Yes.
I’d rather watch you and @Bones work out your issues naked mud wrestling than watch that movie again.
No you wouldn't.
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Yes.
I’d rather watch you and @Bones work out your issues naked mud wrestling than watch that movie again.
Have you read his "fitness blog" ? I think he's got a weight advantage over me at the moment.
At least it would be mercifully over quickly, unlike Quantum of Solace.
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@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Yes.
I’d rather watch you and @Bones work out your issues naked mud wrestling than watch that movie again.
Have you read his "fitness blog" ? I think he's got a weight advantage over me at the moment.
At least it would be mercifully over quickly, unlike Quantum of Solace.
Yes, I would fuck his shit up extremely quickly cos I'm a #athlete.
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@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Nepia based on his Facebook activity I'm expecting a much less grumpy @MN5 now.
As long as there's no kiddies playground equipment in the ring I'll be sweeeet.
Can you not tell people we're friends on FB ?
It ruins the illusion....thanks mate.
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@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Daniel Craig bonds are boring garbage. He has zero charisma, style, or comedic timing. A 3rd rate Bourne super-soldier knock-off.
Now for something that isn't just gay:
I'm putting you and the seven ferners who liked this post on ignore. I won't stand for this shitty talk about my boy Daniel Craig.
Of course it does mean it'll be extremely quiet on here from now on but I have to stick to my guns.
"Last blood" By God I fucken hope so......
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Daniel Craig bonds are boring garbage. He has zero charisma, style, or comedic timing. A 3rd rate Bourne super-soldier knock-off.
Now for something that isn't just gay:
I'm putting you and the seven ferners who liked this post on ignore. I won't stand for this shitty talk about my boy Daniel Craig.
Of course it does mean it'll be extremely quiet on here from now on but I have to stick to my guns.
"Last blood" By God I fucken hope so......
If it makes you feel any better, I liked the Rambo part, Daniel Craig is quite a good Bond IMHO. He was great in Casino Royale
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Daniel Craig bonds are boring garbage. He has zero charisma, style, or comedic timing. A 3rd rate Bourne super-soldier knock-off.
Now for something that isn't just gay:
I'm putting you and the seven ferners who liked this post on ignore. I won't stand for this shitty talk about my boy Daniel Craig.
Of course it does mean it'll be extremely quiet on here from now on but I have to stick to my guns.
"Last blood" By God I fucken hope so......
If it makes you feel any better, I liked the Rambo part, Daniel Craig is quite a good Bond IMHO. He was great in Casino Royale
OK, consider yourself on probation.
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Daniel Craig bonds are boring garbage. He has zero charisma, style, or comedic timing. A 3rd rate Bourne super-soldier knock-off.
Now for something that isn't just gay:
I'm putting you and the seven ferners who liked this post on ignore. I won't stand for this shitty talk about my boy Daniel Craig.
Of course it does mean it'll be extremely quiet on here from now on but I have to stick to my guns.
"Last blood" By God I fucken hope so......
If it makes you feel any better, I liked the Rambo part, Daniel Craig is quite a good Bond IMHO. He was great in Casino Royale
Casino Royale is a great Bond movie, but I tend to agree with @Tim on Daniel Craig's portrayal. And I say that as someone who thought he was excellent in Layer Cake
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The Daniel Craig bonds are boring garbage. He has zero charisma, style, or comedic timing. A 3rd rate Bourne super-soldier knock-off.
Now for something that isn't just gay:
I'm putting you and the seven ferners who liked this post on ignore. I won't stand for this shitty talk about my boy Daniel Craig.
Of course it does mean it'll be extremely quiet on here from now on but I have to stick to my guns.
"Last blood" By God I fucken hope so......
Not working I can still see your posts...