2019 Cricket ODI WC
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Coulter Nile's innings is, unfortunately, so Australian.
Team in deep shit and some guy who's never done anything remotely like that before comes out and makes 92 at a 150 strike rate.
Previous highest score of 34 and he'd only got to double figures four times. His T20 figures no better.
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Anyway - shit start from our guys as the Windies pace attack breathed fire and pissed lighting. Couple of stupid/lazy shots didn't help, but some of that short bowling looked golden age stuff.
Except for the 24 wides. That stuff will lose you games, particularly the leg side 5W. They got progressively worse with their line, then once they fixed that, their length went to shit.
Jeez there was some good catching from the Windies in close (Waj) and out on the fence (Smith). And some fucking awful efforts in dropping or misjudging catches from Smith or Coulter-Nile.
I was expecting to lose TBH but Smith playing better than all those booing fluffybunnies could ever dream off, and Nathan NCL giving it the yeah-nah-fuck-this treatment and showing the top order what they should have been doing.
Finch fucked up.
Warner fucked up.
The Waj fucked up.
Maxi fucked up.We still won.
Mostly because NCL's 92, but the pressure bowling - once we figured out short bowling doesn't work - won the game.
@NTA finch got a good one ( I like him
, he's a country type)Smith is like some autistic idiot savant with the bat. Fuck knows how he does it, his technique is un- coachable and the angles make no sense but he seems to treat every ball with so much ease.
Rainman of cricket with a helping of asperger's
How many questioned why NCL was ahead of Cummins? Fuck, what a knock
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@NTA finch got a good one ( I like him
, he's a country type)Smith is like some autistic idiot savant with the bat. Fuck knows how he does it, his technique is un- coachable and the angles make no sense but he seems to treat every ball with so much ease.
Rainman of cricket with a helping of asperger's
How many questioned why NCL was ahead of Cummins? Fuck, what a knock
@Siam said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Smith is like some autistic idiot savant with the bat. Fuck knows how he does it, his technique is un- coachable and the angles make no sense but he seems to treat every ball with so much ease.
he plays like it's the back yard. moves around the crease, plays the ball late as fuck. Must be a nightmare to bowl to.
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Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
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Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
@NTA but he would've gone with a smile on his face!!
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NZ is playing Afgans at Taunton tomorrow.... rain in Taunton for the next week.
Except for tomorrow.
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Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
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@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
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@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
@Crucial said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
Na just ones with pictures of stormtroopers. They’re even cooler than they sound.
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@Crucial said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
Na just ones with pictures of stormtroopers. They’re even cooler than they sound.
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@Crucial said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
Na just ones with pictures of stormtroopers. They’re even cooler than they sound.
Can't hit anything either
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@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@Crucial said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
Na just ones with pictures of stormtroopers. They’re even cooler than they sound.
Can't hit anything either
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@Crucial said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
Na just ones with pictures of stormtroopers. They’re even cooler than they sound.
Can't hit anything either
Predictable but good. I’ll take that burn.
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@Crucial said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
Na just ones with pictures of stormtroopers. They’re even cooler than they sound.
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@Crucial said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@MN5 said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
@NTA said in 2019 Cricket ODI WC:
Must be nice to come in with Smith batting at the other end putting the bowlers off their shit. Highlights package showed NCL getting a fuckload of full tosses - you've still gotta hit them but fuck he HIT them.
That big 6 from Russell was massive tho. @MN5 probably creamed his Chris Gale-print jocks.
If it was Gale hitting it, he would have died.
I wear Star Wars undies
The ones that say 'show us your wookie'?
Na just ones with pictures of stormtroopers. They’re even cooler than they sound.
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Holy crap did the Bangles need that wicket. England still on track for a massive total though.
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Holy crap did the Bangles need that wicket. England still on track for a massive total though.
@No-Quarter 380+ is on the cards.
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Another big game tonight.
All going well, there should only be two unbeaten teams a few hours from now.
