Movie review thread...
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I may have found the worst movie ever. It's called "Never Back Down" and it's Rocky but waaaay gayer and 25 times worse in every way
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It's now reached 47 times worse
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It's so bad the story line makes no sense AND Amber Heard hasn't got her tits out.
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I take it back. This isn't like Rocky but worse. It's like Mortal Combat but worse. <br><br>
And why isn't Amber Heard's top off? -
We've reached fag factor 5 captain
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<p>Don't tell me you watched that crock of shit aaaaaall the way through?</p>
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Would be interested in this movie having red <em>Into Thin Air</em> on Crucial's recommendation. I'll second his opinion. Excellent book. Haven't read <em>Left to Die</em> but may have to.<br>
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The Dark Horse - movies is pretty good, but the underlying story is also pretty sad, more so that it is based on a true story. <br><br>
Cliff Curtis is very good, as is James Rolleston (aka Boy and that Vodafone guy) -
<p>Dallas Buyers Club is pretty good aye?</p>
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Olga Kurylenko's predilection for getting naked is a credit to her, and a bonus for us. <br><br>
Also Hitman is stupid fun -
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<p>Olga Kurylenko's predilection for getting naked is a credit to her, and a bonus for us.<br><br>
Also Hitman is stupid fun</p>
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<p>If you are trying to un-out yourself from watching Never Back Down all the way through you're going to have to do better.</p>
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<p>The "reboot" of Hitman is out next month, with shit Jeremy Renner in the lead. It looks awful, but explodey, but with a Chinese chick in the lead so it works in China, so 110% less nudity...</p>
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<p>That's not Jeremy Renner - it's the dude from Homeland, he could be quite good in the role. The chick doesn't look Chinese either.</p>
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<p>Did you actually watch the trailers? ;)</p>
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<p>I know hes not Jeremy Renner. He's "shit Jeremy Renner." He looks like Jeremy Renner, acts like Jeremy Renner. Plays similar roles. But he's the guy you get when you can't afford Jerenmy Renner - hence he's "shit Jeremy Renner"</p> -
<p>There is a step down from Jeremy Renner? That's a pretty low bar to set. Also, that movie will suck. </p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">If you are trying to un-out yourself from watching Never Back Down all the way through you're going to have to do better.
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<p>Fuck, you make one bad decision on the beers, and you never live it down... seriously, even a bit pissy that movie sucked so hard. </p> -
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<p>Timothy Olyphant was awesome in the original. Why couldn't they get him back. I loved that movie</p>
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<p>I bet Timothy Olyphant wants to do a rom com. He's so fricking locked into those roles. Deadwood - you're a cop, Justified - you're a cop, The Crazies - you're a cop, Hitman - you're like a cyborg cop!</p>
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He'll be in the next Nicholas Sparks movie.</p></blockquote>
He's a sushi chef in The League. Pretty disciplined one though. -
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<p>I know hes not Jeremy Renner. He's "shit Jeremy Renner." He looks like Jeremy Renner, acts like Jeremy Renner. Plays similar roles. But he's the guy you get when you can't afford Jerenmy Renner - hence he's "shit Jeremy Renner"</p>
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<p>Jeremy Renner is shit, that guy's the good Jeremy Renner (TBF I'm only basing that on Homeland and Starred Up but he showed more range and charisma than Renner in those two alone).</p>
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<p>He's a sushi chef in The League. Pretty disciplined one though.</p>
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<p>Also, he's an ecstasy dealer in Go and a porn film maker in The Girl Next Door. </p>
