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Olga Kurylenko's predilection for getting naked is a credit to her, and a bonus for us. <br><br>
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<p>Olga Kurylenko's predilection for getting naked is a credit to her, and a bonus for us.<br><br>
Also Hitman is stupid fun</p>
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<p>If you are trying to un-out yourself from watching Never Back Down all the way through you're going to have to do better.</p>
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<p>The "reboot" of Hitman is out next month, with shit Jeremy Renner in the lead. It looks awful, but explodey, but with a Chinese chick in the lead so it works in China, so 110% less nudity...</p>
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<p>That's not Jeremy Renner - it's the dude from Homeland, he could be quite good in the role. The chick doesn't look Chinese either.</p>
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<p>Did you actually watch the trailers? ;)</p>
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<p>I know hes not Jeremy Renner. He's "shit Jeremy Renner." He looks like Jeremy Renner, acts like Jeremy Renner. Plays similar roles. But he's the guy you get when you can't afford Jerenmy Renner - hence he's "shit Jeremy Renner"</p> -
<p>There is a step down from Jeremy Renner? That's a pretty low bar to set. Also, that movie will suck. </p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">If you are trying to un-out yourself from watching Never Back Down all the way through you're going to have to do better.
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<p>Fuck, you make one bad decision on the beers, and you never live it down... seriously, even a bit pissy that movie sucked so hard. </p> -
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<p>Timothy Olyphant was awesome in the original. Why couldn't they get him back. I loved that movie</p>
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<p>I bet Timothy Olyphant wants to do a rom com. He's so fricking locked into those roles. Deadwood - you're a cop, Justified - you're a cop, The Crazies - you're a cop, Hitman - you're like a cyborg cop!</p>
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He'll be in the next Nicholas Sparks movie.</p></blockquote>
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<p>I know hes not Jeremy Renner. He's "shit Jeremy Renner." He looks like Jeremy Renner, acts like Jeremy Renner. Plays similar roles. But he's the guy you get when you can't afford Jerenmy Renner - hence he's "shit Jeremy Renner"</p>
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<p>Jeremy Renner is shit, that guy's the good Jeremy Renner (TBF I'm only basing that on Homeland and Starred Up but he showed more range and charisma than Renner in those two alone).</p>
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<p>He's a sushi chef in The League. Pretty disciplined one though.</p>
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<p>Also, he's an ecstasy dealer in Go and a porn film maker in The Girl Next Door. </p> -
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<p>Jeremy Renner is shit, that guy's the good Jeremy Renner (TBF I'm only basing that on Homeland and Starred Up but he showed more range and charisma than Renner in those two alone).</p>
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<p>Also, he's an ecstasy dealer in Go and a porn film maker in <em><strong>The Girl Next Door. </strong></em></p>
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<p>One of the enduring tragedies in the world is that Eliza Cuthberts career has not taken off enough so I can see her in lots of movies, but equally not tanked so badly she goes the Alissa Milano / Lindsey Lohan route & does soft pron. </p> -
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<p>One of the enduring tragedies in the world is that Eliza Cuthberts career has not taken off enough so I can see her in lots of movies, but equally not tanked so badly she goes the Alissa Milano / Lindsey Lohan route & does soft pron. </p>
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<p>I concur, theres still time though I think.</p> -
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<p>Jeremy Renner is shit, that guy's the good Jeremy Renner (TBF I'm only basing that on Homeland and Starred Up but he showed more range and charisma than Renner in those two alone).</p>
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<p>Also, he's an ecstasy dealer in Go and a porn film maker in The Girl Next Door. </p>
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<p>Get Hard. I thought I was going to cringe all the way through this, but like others actually found it quite funny. Ferrell can be hit and miss but pulled this off quite nicely. "I built this company with my own bare hands... and an $8 million dollar loan from my father". Lol.</p>
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<p>The Equalizer. Denzel Washington is just a man, trying to make his way in the world. He also happens to an unstoppable, remorseless killing machine (despite having the body of your dad). Lionel from Shortland St is the bad russian who never stood a chance. </p>
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<p>think you might have the wrong fella M4L (well wrong SS character anyway?)</p>
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<p>Yes Urban was in the Bourne Ultimatum I think it was...</p>
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<p>Karl Urban is a badass in everything he's in. Karl Urban is the fucking man. </p>
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<p>Kiwis; good if you need a russian, or anyone brown for Cliff Curtis (South American? Arab? no worries, them brown folks all look the sames to us anyways). Aussies are good if you need talent-less, charisma-less action leads (I'm looking at you Jai Courtney and your mate the brickie, what's his name? Worthington?)</p> -
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<p>think you might have the wrong fella M4L (well wrong SS character anyway?)</p>
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<p>Yes Urban was in the Bourne Ultimatum I think it was...</p>
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<p>Speaking of Bourne and the earlier dissing of Jeremy Renner, Bourne Legacy was on TV last night, saw it when I was flicking channels.</p>
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<p>Leonard / Lionel who gives a fuck, it was fucking Shortland St, I'm a little disgusted with myself i even got that close. </p>
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<p>That Legacy movie is fucking terrbile. Even the delightful Rachel Weisz couldn't save it. </p> -
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<p>Aussies are good if you need talent-less, charisma-less action leads (I'm looking at you Jai Courtney and your mate the brickie, what's his name? Worthington?)</p>
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<p>Or that Hugh Jackman bloke. Yeah fucking ordinary, boring fluffybunny. How he holds the record for "Most Women Percolating In The Nether Regions From a Single Raised Eyebrow" I'll never know. Particularly as his wife looks a right munter (sure she's a lovely person).</p>
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<p>At least Chris Hemsworth has a better high classical accent that Karl Urban, but besides that, Urban was fucking good in RED too and I like his work. Made a good Dredd.</p>
