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The Barnya Half-Marathon Challenge (on again)

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    Red Bull
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    Red Bull accepts Captain Millers point, and is duly admonished :happy: Additionally, profound apologies are extended.

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      Bullethole
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      Thursday 19 July 2006:<br />
      <br />
      31min at a healthy pace on the treadmill (5km)<br />
      30mins leg weights, not too strenuous, I don't want to embarrass myself in front of all the gym junkies.<br />
      <br />
      Breakfast: two slices of wholemeal toast with marmite<br />
      Lunch: Lentil stew with veges, a toffee pop, an apple and two wholegrain crackers<br />
      Dinner: One-pot chicken and rice with veges, <br />
      <br />
      Snacking: NONE<br />
      <br />
      Total weight lost since log began (1 week): bupkis.  Is this normal or should I be concerned?

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        Parcy v2.0
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        Nah it's normal Barn, the body doesn't always burn fat straight away. Give it some time.

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          I suspect Barnya's body is going: "durr, dum, da, err anngonamo .... wassgoinon? What da fuck is .... I mean WHAT DA FUCK ARE YOU DOIN MAN?!!"<br />
          <br />
          Just like mine.

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            Bullethole
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            <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> It's done exactly as it's been told so far.  Was very sore the day after the 16km run but I woke up today feeling very refreshed.<br />
            <br />
            You're right though, my body knows the only time I run is to get to the pub in time to see the haka.  Poor thing must be very confused.

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              Bones
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              Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.

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                Bullethole
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                [quote name='Bones']<br />
                Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.<br />
                [/quote]<br />
                <br />
                Oh fabulous.  I take it this will be pissed out in short order?

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                  BartMan
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                  the clothers git test is the best one Barnya - fuck the weight - belt going in by nothces, shirts /n/ pants looser.<br />
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                  Keep going old chap!!

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                    Bones
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                    [quote name='Barnya']<br />
                    [quote name='Bones']<br />
                    Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.<br />
                    [/quote]<br />
                    <br />
                    Oh fabulous.  I take it this will be pissed out in short order?<br />
                    [/quote]Body should adjust after a couple of weeks...

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                      Miller V Jackson
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                      Do not despair Barnya; it won't happen overnight but it will happen.

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                        Thankyou Rachel.<br />
                        <br />
                        [quote name='Barnya']<br />
                        [quote name='Bones']<br />
                        Also retains water due to the shock of dietary change, etc,so don't be surprised if you put on weight.<br />
                        [/quote]<br />
                        <br />
                        Oh fabulous.  I take it this will be pissed out in short order?<br />
                        [/quote]<br />
                        <br />
                        If you keep drinking heaps of water, yes.

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                          [quote name='BartMan']<br />
                          the clothers git test is the best one Barnya - fuck the weight - belt going in by nothces, shirts /n/ pants looser. [/quote]<br />
                          <br />
                          It'll be a victory when I can wear my belt  <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /><br />
                          <br />
                          Thursday 20/7: 8km run, 56mins.  Pushed myself over the last 2km and found I had a bit in reserve which was good.  Seemed twice as long as I had "You ain't going nowhere" by the Byrds stuck in my head.  Being 2mins long, I sang it approx. 28 times.  :tickedoff:<br />
                          <br />
                          Breakfast: NONE (get up when your alarm tells you you lazy FluffyBunny)<br />
                          Lunch: Leftover lentil stew from yesterday.  Joy!<br />
                          Dinner: Just about to make me a chicken salad roll for dinner then off to work<br />
                          <br />
                          Snacking: Two wholegrain crackers, two toffee pops, one stick of celery.<br />
                          <br />
                          It was 6 degrees during my run, this must make it fucking difficult.  My lower legs felt like lead weights the whole way.  My jatz crackers have gone into hiding, not even a gentle 10min massage in the shower could coax them out.  Poor little battlers, hope they know their way home.<br />
                          <br />
                          Buy me a flute and a gun that shoots, tailgates and substitutes, strap yourself to a tree with roots, you ain't going nowhere, oooo eee ride me high, tomorrow's the day my bride's gonna come, oh oh are we gonna fly down in the easy chair  :whistle:

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                            Squirrel
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                            Mate this is good stuff. Keep it up. Good  to hear you had sometjing in reserve, thats the test of how much progress you have made as a runner. <br />
                            <br />
                            Pain is weakness leaving the body - great mantra<br />
                            <br />
                            <br />
                            Am apparently helping a chick train for a half marathon - but its next month and she seems very uncommitted. Oh well, its run to torture unfit people.

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                              Bullethole
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                              Cheers Squirrel.  I'm in a similar position to you, got two chicks as "training partners".  However they are a lot fitter than me, in every sense of the word.<br />
                              <br />
                              Still, if we cross the line together in September I look forward to a high five, possibly a hug and a bit of frotting.<br />
                              <br />
                              Tomorrow is shaping as a potential killer.  Free all-you-can-eat pizza lunch, then a wine and cheese function in the evening which will probably be the springboard for a massive piss up culminating in a pie and a kebab at 4am.  It will be a stern test of my self-discipline, one I am fully expecting to fail.

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                                Good effort Barn, however:<br />
                                <br />
                                [quote][b]Thursday 19 July 2006[/b]:<br />
                                <br />
                                31min at a healthy pace on the treadmill (5km)<br />
                                30mins leg weights, not too strenuous, I don't want to embarrass myself in front of all the gym junkies.<br />
                                <br />
                                Breakfast: two slices of wholemeal toast with marmite<br />
                                Lunch: Lentil stew with veges, a toffee pop, an apple and two wholegrain crackers<br />
                                Dinner: One-pot chicken and rice with veges, <br />
                                [/quote]<br />
                                <br />
                                [quote][b]Thursday 20/7[/b]: 8km run, 56mins.  Pushed myself over the last 2km and found I had a bit in reserve which was good.  Seemed twice as long as I had "You ain't going nowhere" by the Byrds stuck in my head.  Being 2mins long, I sang it approx. 28 times.  <br />
                                <br />
                                Breakfast: NONE (get up when your alarm tells you you lazy FluffyBunny)<br />
                                Lunch: Leftover lentil stew from yesterday.  Joy!<br />
                                Dinner: Just about to make me a chicken salad roll for dinner then off to work[/quote]<br />
                                <br />
                                If you're just going to have more than one of each day then you've as much time as you like to prepare for this bloody run!  <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' />

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                                  Bullethole
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                                  When you're running as fast as I am, one day blurs into another.  <br />
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                                  Or something like that.

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                                    Red Bull
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                                    "Frotting"? Excuse my ignorance Barn, but what is frotting? Sounds interesting :nta

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                                      Parcy v2.0
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                                      In French "frotter" means "to rub"...

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                                        Bullethole
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                                        Sorry RB, it was an uncharacteristically crass and vulgar slip up on my part.<br />
                                        <br />
                                        Someone just told me I look like I've lost weight.  Wahey!Â

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                                          [quote name='Barnya']<br />
                                          a wine and cheese function in the evening [/quote]<br />
                                          <br />
                                          <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rolleyes.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='B)' /> Why don't you just send your serving boy out to do the marathon for you My Lord? You can then threaten him with a beating if he ever tells anyone you didn't run it<br />
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                                          <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/invision/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':lol:' />

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