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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #4670

    Commando was good but not point break good, could have been improved if Alyssa Milano was older and nuder and Bennet was less of a mincing queen .

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #4671

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="524987" data-time="1444279273"><p>Commando was good but not point break good, could have been improved if Alyssa Milano was older and nuder and Bennet was less of a mincing queen .</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Point Break woulda been better, if it was heaps more betterer in every way.

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    <p>Guards!</p>

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    taniwharugby
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    #4673

    <p>like choosing which of your kids you like best...I like my surfing kid best 🙂 </p>

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #4674

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="524988" data-time="1444279456"><p>Point Break woulda been better, if it was heaps more betterer in every way.</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Listen Sheldon there is not a single facet of commando that is better than point break . I'm prepared to type fact in bold and capital letters if you disagree .

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    #4675

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="524987" data-time="1444279273">
    <div>
    <p>Commando was good but not point break good, could have been improved if Alyssa Milano was older and nuder and Bennet was less of a mincing queen .</p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p><img src="http://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/OMG-Facepalm-GIF.gif?gs=a" alt="OMG-Facepalm-GIF.gif?gs=a"></p>
    <p> </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p><img src="https://d3n8a8pro7vhmx.cloudfront.net/broadbent/pages/4533/attachments/original/1440687744/Groundhogday3.gif?1440687744" alt="Groundhogday3.gif?1440687744"></p>

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #4676

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="524993" data-time="1444279732"><p>Listen Sheldon there is not a single facet of commando that is better than point break . I'm prepared to type fact in bold and capital letters if you disagree .</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Point Break is the most overrated movie of it's generation and you seriously think Ole Pat and Keanu are fit to licks Arnies boots?<br><br>
    You're a lesser and more deluded bloke than I thought jegga....

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    Now we've got m4l disagreeing that a movie could be improved with added breastage and Sheldon questioning my worth as a man while telling me a movie with the campest villian ever is superior to a the cinematic masterpiece which is point break . We are through the looking glass people .

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #4678

    The point you make about Bennett is an extremely valid one and one I made earlier. Imagine the movie with anyone other than the Austrian oak in the lead and yes it woulda been down there with Seagal/Van Damme straight to video shit.<br><br>
    But it's Arnie, I don't need to add anymore.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    #4679

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="524996" data-time="1444280410">
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    <p>Now we've got m4l disagreeing that a movie could be improved with added breastage and Sheldon questioning my worth as a man while telling me a movie with the campest villian ever is superior to a the cinematic masterpiece which is point break . We are through the looking glass people .</p>
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    <p><img src="http://oddlylovely.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/are-you-fucking-kidding-me-gif.gif" alt="are-you-fucking-kidding-me-gif.gif"></p>

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #4680

    Point break had boobs m4l , commando had a bull queen in a singlet .<br>
    Game over.

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  • NTAN Offline
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    Yeah think M4L is about to stick it in MN5's matrix over this.<br><br>
    I assume MN5 is the catcher, of course.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    MN5
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    #4682

    Yeah you'd love to imagine that wouldn't ya cream puff......<br><br>
    But have a look at this review.......which actually doesn't help my case much at all but fuck ya's......<br><br>
    <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/'>http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/</a>

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    #4683

    <p>Look, Point Break is cool n'all, and imma let you finish, but Commando is the best action movie of all time. The Best Action Movie of ALL TIME</p>

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #4684

    Patrick Swayze did dirty dancing and that with Wesley Snipes where they were in drag and is still a less camp bad guy than Bennet.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #4685

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="525002" data-time="1444281462"><p>Look, Point Break is cool n'all, and imma let you finish, but Commando is the best action movie of all time. The Best Action Movie of ALL TIME</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Back off Kwankye , seriously.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #4686

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="525003" data-time="1444281623"><p>Patrick Swayze did dirty dancing and that with Wesley Snipes where they were in drag and is still a less camp bad guy than Bennet.</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    You've made your point about Bennett. He can't help it, he's Australian. <br><br>
    Commando is way fucken better cos Arnie......ok?

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  • TimT Away
    TimT Away
    Tim
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    #4687

    Both are great movies and masterpieces of action movie homoeroticism.

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  • V Do not disturb
    V Do not disturb
    Virgil
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    #4688

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="525008" data-time="1444282263">
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    <p>Both are great movies and <strong>masterpieces of action movie homoeroticism.</strong></p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>But all pale in comparison to...</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>

    </p>

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  • MN5M Offline
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    MN5
    wrote on last edited by
    #4689

    I think the scene where Rocky and Appollo are splashing around in the surf is gayer......<br><br>
    Also, you coulda landed a plane on Val Kilmers hair.

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