Movie review thread...
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Yeah you'd love to imagine that wouldn't ya cream puff......<br><br>
But have a look at this review.......which actually doesn't help my case much at all but fuck ya's......<br><br>
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/'>http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1413/commando/</a> -
<p>Look, Point Break is cool n'all, and imma let you finish, but Commando is the best action movie of all time. The Best Action Movie of ALL TIME</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="525002" data-time="1444281462"><p>Look, Point Break is cool n'all, and imma let you finish, but Commando is the best action movie of all time. The Best Action Movie of ALL TIME</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="525003" data-time="1444281623"><p>Patrick Swayze did dirty dancing and that with Wesley Snipes where they were in drag and is still a less camp bad guy than Bennet.</p></blockquote>
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You've made your point about Bennett. He can't help it, he's Australian. <br><br>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="525008" data-time="1444282263">
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<p>Both are great movies and <strong>masterpieces of action movie homoeroticism.</strong></p>
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<p>But all pale in comparison to...</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="525029" data-time="1444287524"><p>Can see this thread turning into "MN5's altime fav 10 Homoerotic action moments'...</p></blockquote>
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I've never seen Brokeback Mountain, is it any good? -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-time="1444286429" data-cid="525022" data-author="MN5"><p>I think the scene where Rocky and Appollo are splashing around in the surf is gayer......<br><br>Also, you coulda landed a plane on Val Kilmers hair.</p></blockquote><br>You ever see No Defeat No Surrender?<br>[Youtube] <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='
'>]</a><br><br><br><br>Check out the scene from about 0.50. Gayest thing I remember from an 80s film. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote"><span style="font-size:18px;">(The kids honor Blackbeard by singing “Smells Like Teen Spirit†in tribute to him, for reasons I wouldnâ€
t possibly deign to try to understand.)</span>
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<p><span style="font-family:ElizabethSerif, Georgia, serif;font-size:16px;">"Pan" review gets a D+.</span></p>
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-sucky-new-peter-pan-reboot-oughta-fly-straight-into-1735618013'>http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/the-sucky-new-peter-pan-reboot-oughta-fly-straight-into-1735618013</a></p> -
<p>Sabotage - Arnie, Sam Worthington plus a few other reconisable faces.</p>
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<p>Crack team of DEA steal 10mill of a drug cartel, but when they go to get it from where they stashed it, it was gone...then, one by one, they start being killed.</p>
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<p>lotsa shooting and shit!</p>
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<p>So, Interstellar, what did we think? It looked cool, but is it one of those movies that loses a heap when you don't see it on the big screen?</p>
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<p>Ideas were pretty cool, but i am not sure how much i liked it. </p> -
<p>Black Mass - Johnny Depp in the movie about James Whitey Bulger. Good film, good performances especially from Depp and Joel Egerton. Had a really good cast, every new scene a well known character actor or TV actor seemed to pop up. </p>
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<p>Anyway, the best thing about this was that the cinema stuffed up the first 5 minutes of the film, bare with me, - they left the curtain closed, and the dance music playing while they started the film. At any rate they restarted, but at the end they gave us all a free movie ticket. What was even better was that as part of my membership my ticket only cost $5 and I got a a voucher to see a film for $9 as well. So basically it's going to cost me $14 to see three films.</p> -
Watched Who Framed Roger Rabbit with my kids the other night. Hadn't seen it in well over 20 years so wasn't sure what to expect. Kids loved it and I probably enjoyed it more when I saw it at the movies. Surprised they never made a sequel.
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<p>Knock Knock - Keanu Reeves</p>
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<p>Some pretty average acting in this (some wont be surprised given the lead) but the story is every males worst nightmare!</p>
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<p>Your wife and kids head out of town, you stay home, and at about midnight, 2 hot young girls, soaking wet from the rain, knock on your door claiming to be lost....</p>
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<p>Pretty disturbing really (in a WTF kind of way) and they left a couple of questions unanswered as well (not the usual kind where you are left to decide on your own)</p>
