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<p>You will have to ask Jonah, I seem to remember during his playing days he could never get enough of the stuff. Sure, Mum fed him taro root, but whenever I'd read profiles he was always singing the praises n' pleasures of a bucket of KFC. Go-figure.</p>
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<p>(Full disclosure: I worked my first real part-time job (meaning: not a paper-route) as a "cook" at KFC. $2.15/hour minimum-wage. Probably the worst job of my life. Certainly the lowest paying. I lasted six weeks, then didn't touch let-alone-eat the stuff for another 20 years.).</p>
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<p>Haha, Jonah's eating feats were awesome. Would regularly spend $50 at McDonalds on himself</p> -
<p><strong><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Jury-Aunt-who-sued-8-year-old-gets-zero-6568677.php'>Jury rules against aunt who sued boy over hug</a></strong></p>
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<p><strong><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Jury-Aunt-who-sued-8-year-old-gets-zero-6568677.php'>Jury rules against aunt who sued boy over hug</a></strong></p>
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<p>that has to be a parody, surely?</p> -
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<p>(Full disclosure: I worked my first real part-time job (meaning: not a paper-route) as a "cook" at KFC. $2.15/hour minimum-wage. Probably the worst job of my life. Certainly the lowest paying. I lasted six weeks, then didn't touch let-alone-eat the stuff for another 20 years.).</p>
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<p>I worked my first real part-time that turned into Full-time job at KFC, as a cook (woulda been in 1993-1995 I think) Was a shift supervisor too (salary of about $23k a year) helped them open the branch in Kaitaia, which was back when dole day was Thursday, and guess what day they opened it? Queues of cars hundreds of metres down the road, queues of people hundred metres as well, IIRC was $22,000 of KFC sold that day, a record opening day, proud day for Kaitaia!</p>
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<p>I hated the job (hours and messy) but was such a great group of people, made it bearable and man I have some cool memories, friends with some of the guys still (obviously none of us work there still) </p>
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<p>back to the thread...</p>
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<p>If he can do that by only failing 2 times out of 3 with a wooden bat, he'd get himself a $100-million dollar contract. Possibly double, or more.</p>
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<p>Jeeeeesussss!!!! Whatever you do DO NOT google Polish sword fight</p>
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<p>Who's the goodie, the midget in the wig or the bigger bloke with Freddie Mercury's teeth?</p> -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="antipodean" data-cid="527800" data-time="1444780780"><p><strong><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.ctpost.com/news/article/Jury-Aunt-who-sued-8-year-old-gets-zero-6568677.php">Jury rules against aunt who sued boy over hug</a></strong></p></blockquote>
<br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3272722/Aunt-sued-12-year-old-nephew-breaking-wrist-party-claims-FORCED-trial.html">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3272722/Aunt-sued-12-year-old-nephew-breaking-wrist-party-claims-FORCED-trial.html</a><br><br>
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<p>she should sue whoever told her to sue her nephew for making her look like stupid fucking fluffybunny!</p>
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<p><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3272722/Aunt-sued-12-year-old-nephew-breaking-wrist-party-claims-FORCED-trial.html">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3272722/Aunt-sued-12-year-old-nephew-breaking-wrist-party-claims-FORCED-trial.html</a><br><br>
Pretty sad really</p>
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<p>Given how medical insurance works in the States, I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that's true.</p> -
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<p>What's the significance of what he did?</p>
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<div>Deadspin: Bizarre Play Derails ALDS Game 5; Blue Jays Fans Throw Trash Onto Field</div>
<div>ESPN: Blue Jays, Rangers play most insane seventh inning in playoff history</div>
<div>CBS Sports: That Rangers-Blue Jays 7th inning may be the craziest you'll ever see</div>
<div>SB Nation: Here's everything that happened in the historically bizarre 7th inning of the Blue Jays-Rangers Game 5</div>
<div>ESPN: Epic seventh inning was one for the ages</div>
<div>ESPN: Wild, improbable rally fuels Blue Jays' pennant chase</div>
<div>Grantland: Blue Jays Toss the Rangers Thanks to One of the Craziest Innings in MLB Playoff History</div>
<div>Deadspin: Jose Bautista's Righteous Bat Flip Is The Only Thing That Matters</div>
<div>Deadspin: Unsurprisingly, The Rangers Have Thoughts On Bat Flips</div>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/blue-jays-rangers-seventh-inning-jose-bautista-bat-flip-russell-martin-throw/'><span style="font-size:24px;"><strong><span style="color:#000000;">FLIPPING OUT</span></strong></span></a></p>
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<p><span style="font-size:18px;"><span style="color:#000000;">There's too much hype in the world. But Joe Posnanski and Michael Schur explain why Rangers-Blue Jays Game 5 was a game NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE.</span></span></p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote"><span style="font-size:14px;">Joe Posnanski: The craziest, silliest, weirdest, wildest, angriest, dumbest and funniest inning in the history of baseball began with a single by a guy named Rougned Odor.</span>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://twitter.com/StephenKing'><strong>Stephen King</strong> â€<span style="font-size:13px;"><span style="color:rgb(177,187,195);">@</span>StephenKing</span> </a> <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='' title="4:17 PM - 14 Oct 2015">16h16 hours ago</a></p>
<p style="font-size:26px;">I've seen some crazy baseball shit in my time, but nothing like the current Blue Jays-Rangers game. </p>
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<p>Dunno about Hooroo RT, but I'm still in ignorant bliss.</p>
