Woo

[jegga]

@canefan said in Woo:

Every time I talk about this I get angry. Someone at work has a relative who is immunocompromised and basically can't leave the house for fear of getting sick and dying. I have another patient with a 7 week old child, they must be shitting themselves every time they go out.

Canefan's proposal to start legislating against stupid

1. All daycare facilities, kindergartens and schools must keep vaccination status records of their children by law. If not they get no government funding
2. All children must be immunised /vaccinated and have written proof in order to enrol into government funded schools/daycares/kindies

If stupid people choose not to vaccinate they can home school or go to unregistered day care facilities. Their choice

3 public floggings for anyone who says “ what’s the big deal ? Measles are only spots that go away in a week or so “.

4 anyone who says “ I’ve done my own research “ has to give Ursula Carlson a sponge bath every day for a year .

[Snowy]

@jegga said in Woo:

give Ursula Carlson a sponge bath every day for a year .

You make the gestapo look like pussies. I'd rather die from measles.

Minor issue -Wouldn't that actually take more than a day for one, possibly even the whole year?

[jegga]

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

give Ursula Carlson a sponge bath every day for a year .

You make the gestapo look like pussies. I'd rather die from measles.

Minor issue -Wouldn't that actually take more than a day for one, possibly even the whole year?

The first couple for sure , I bet there’s a lot she hasn’t been able to reach this century

[canefan]

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

give Ursula Carlson a sponge bath every day for a year .

You make the gestapo look like pussies. I'd rather die from measles.

Minor issue -Wouldn't that actually take more than a day for one, possibly even the whole year?

You just need the correct gear

[Snowy]

@jegga said in Woo:

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

give Ursula Carlson a sponge bath every day for a year .

You make the gestapo look like pussies. I'd rather die from measles.

Minor issue -Wouldn't that actually take more than a day for one, possibly even the whole year?

The first couple for sure , I bet there’s a lot she hasn’t been able to reach this century

That, umm, are, ummm...
eeewwww is all I've got.

[canefan]

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

give Ursula Carlson a sponge bath every day for a year .

You make the gestapo look like pussies. I'd rather die from measles.

Minor issue -Wouldn't that actually take more than a day for one, possibly even the whole year?

The first couple for sure , I bet there’s a lot she hasn’t been able to reach this century

That, umm, are, ummm...
eeewwww is all I've got.

You will definitely need one of these

[Snowy]

@canefan Still too close though, and inside one of these, and that is dettol in the spray cannon.

We seem to have gone off topic...no, actually biohazard suits are relevant.

[canefan]

@Snowy said in Woo:

@canefan Still too close though, and inside one of these, and that is dettol in the spray cannon.

We seem to have gone off topic...no, actually biohazard suits are relevant.

You might need a degreaser too

[Snowy]

@canefan You'd certainly want to "spray and walk away".

[canefan]

@Snowy Run, don't walk!!

[jegga]

@canefan said in Woo:

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

give Ursula Carlson a sponge bath every day for a year .

You make the gestapo look like pussies. I'd rather die from measles.

Minor issue -Wouldn't that actually take more than a day for one, possibly even the whole year?

The first couple for sure , I bet there’s a lot she hasn’t been able to reach this century

That, umm, are, ummm...
eeewwww is all I've got.

You will definitely need one of these

I’ve done my research, two decades of ingrained filth is safe . Big antiseptic is lying to you

[canefan]

@jegga just use water

[canefan]

@jegga No joke, antiseptics are probably overused these days. She would be the exception though

[Snowy]

@jegga said in Woo:

I’ve done my research,

Full circle - nice work.

You know the punishment for saying that right?

[jegga]

@Snowy said in Woo:

@jegga said in Woo:

I’ve done my research,

Full circle - nice work.

You know the punishment for saying that right?

Unfortunately it’s not law yet , it should be though

[canefan]

https://stuff.co.nz/national/health/114533038/the-underground-network-of-kiwis-who-fight-antivaxx-propaganda

This pleases me. Someone trying to stem the tide

[Donsteppa]

[Donsteppa]

A few random Facebook pages for people looking for the pushback against Woo peddling cretins:

Stop the Anti-Science moment: https://www.facebook.com/EndTheWoo
The Credible Hulk: https://www.facebook.com/therealcrediblehulk/
SciBabe: https://www.facebook.com/scibabe
Skeptical meme society: https://www.facebook.com/SkepticalMemeSociety

[jegga]

@Donsteppa said in Woo:

She still puts expensive stones in her vagina, right?

[Catogrande]

@jegga said in Woo:

@Donsteppa said in Woo:

She still puts expensive stones in her vagina, right?

Yes. they're just getting bigger as time goes on.