Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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Just speaking the obvious, but this film is going to be beyond massive. Was out shopping with my youngest today and all the toy sections in the big stores have special areas just for Star Wars. There is row upon row of Star Wars stuff. Even farking favourite character cookies. I just hope it lives up better to the hype than The Adventures of Jar Jar.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Kirwan" data-cid="539944" data-time="1446878146"><p>I wonder if it's going to be the first 2 billion dollar film?<br>
All depends on the story, looks great, they seem to be hitting all the right notes.....but Jar Jar</p></blockquote>Don't say Jar Jar Binks is in SW7? -
Anyone else reckon that dark cloaked fella with the hilted lightsabre might be Luke?<br><br>
Remember, he used his hatred to fuck up his old man, hatred stems from the dark side etcetcetc. He wore black....he used a force choke on the Gamorean guards......and to be pedantic....never actually completed his training.<br><br>
There's a new Bond out in less than a week and fuck me, I just about couldn't care less.....<br><br>
Jesus Christ....it's a wonder I have actually been with women based on my post. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="539954" data-time="1446881573"><p>Anyone else reckon that dark cloaked fella with the hilted lightsabre might be Luke?<br><br>
Remember, he used his hatred to fuck up his old man, hatred stems from the dark side etcetcetc. He wore black....he used a force choke on the Gamorean guards......and to be pedantic....never actually completed his training.<br><br>
There's a new Bond out in less than a week and fuck me, I just about couldn't care less.....<br><br>
Jesus Christ....it's a wonder I have actually been with women based on my post.</p></blockquote>
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Luke knows how to build a lightsaber (he made the green on), so his would be as half arsed as that one. <br><br>
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They are clearly doing something strange with Luke though hiding him on the poster.</p></blockquote>
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Exactly my thoughts. Han made an appearance and there were glimpses of Leia too.<br><br>
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<p>Anyone else reckon that dark cloaked fella with the hilted lightsabre might be Luke?<br><br>
Remember, he used his hatred to fuck up his old man, hatred stems from the dark side etcetcetc. He wore black....he used a force choke on the Gamorean guards......and to be pedantic....never actually completed his training.<br><br>
There's a new Bond out in less than a week and fuck me, I just about couldn't care less.....<br><br>
Jesus Christ....it's a wonder I have actually been with women based on my post.</p>
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<p>Lots of theories out there, but one that makes as much sense as anything else is that the girl and the bad dude are twins born to Leia and Han. As the war continued they were separated for protection (just like Leia and Luke). Note how Kylo Ren says 'I will finish our destiny' like he is related to Vader?</p>
<p>In the older extended universe novels, Han and Leia have twins Jaina and Jacen, both force bearers and Jacen goes dark. </p>
<p>The other guess is that Kylo Ren was a student of Lukes and became more interested in the path of his grandfather than his uncle.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crucial" data-cid="540154" data-time="1447025020"><p>Lots of theories out there, but one that makes as much sense as anything else is that the girl and the bad dude are twins born to Leia and Han. As the war continued they were separated for protection (just like Leia and Luke). Note how Kylo Ren says 'I will finish our destiny' like he is related to Vader?<br>
In the older extended universe novels, Han and Leia have twins Jaina and Jacen, both force bearers and Jacen goes dark. <br>
The other guess is that Kylo Ren was a student of Lukes and became more interested in the path of his grandfather than his uncle.</p></blockquote>
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The Nerd is strong with this one. <br><br>
Would be nice if Lando was at least referred to in passing, his performance in ROTJ was outstanding and so underrated ( talking his role in the war as opposed to his acting as such )<br><br>
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<p>Would be nice if Lando was at least referred to in passing, his performance in ROTJ was outstanding and so underrated ( talking his role in the war as opposed to his acting as such )<br>
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<p>Here you go:</p>
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<p>The Nerd is strong with this one.<br><br>
Would be nice if Lando was at least referred to in passing, his performance in ROTJ was outstanding and so underrated ( talking his role in the war as opposed to his acting as such )<br><br>
Kylo Rens voice sounds a bit like someone being interviewed and it being lowered to protect their identity. I wonder if he is disfigured or just wears a mask to be cool.</p>
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<p>Lando is involved as a character on the side in the animated Star Wars Rebels series (set before New Hope). They are sticking to the character of a sly businessman that will sometimes find that his interests coincide with that of the good guys but never the bad guys.</p>
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<p>I think a charming erudite ladies man like Lando would have little Nubian princes and princesses all over the Galaxy.</p>
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<p>Don't say Jar Jar Binks is in SW7?</p>
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<p>Haven't you heard?</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://imgur.com/gallery/Putq2'>http://imgur.com/gallery/Putq2</a></p> -
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/3383/Baby-Monitor-Catches-2-Year-Old-Girl-Singing-Star-Wars-Song-In-Her-Crib'>http://www.sunnyskyz.com/happy-videos/3383/Baby-Monitor-Catches-2-Year-Old-Girl-Singing-Star-Wars-Song-In-Her-Crib</a></p>
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<p>The force is strong in this one!!</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Baxymoron" data-cid="540980" data-time="1447374005"><p>Haven't you heard?<br>
<br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://imgur.com/gallery/Putq2">http://imgur.com/gallery/Putq2</a></p></blockquote>
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Much of that is ridiculous enough to be true. I mean take Yoda as an example when we first see him in Empire Strikes back as an odd, irritating backwards talking weirdo.....you have no idea he is the master Luke is looking for.... -
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<p>Much of that is ridiculous enough to be true. I mean take Yoda as an example when we first see him in Empire Strikes back as an odd, <strong>irritating backwards talking weirdo</strong>.....you have no idea he is the master Luke is looking for....</p>
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<p>So the chances of you being a Jedi Master have just gone up significantly...</p> -
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So the chances of you being a Jedi Master have just gone up significantly...</p></blockquote>
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Shit I'm really gonna be licking my wounds after that awesome burn NTA
