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  • DonsteppaD Donsteppa

    Effectively 12/2. A very retro Black Caps scoreline with R A Ndom and M S Cellaneous 90's Black Caps openers back in the pavilion.

    Handy of Pope to drop Williamson.

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    @Donsteppa said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

    Effectively 12/2. A very retro Black Caps scoreline with R A Ndom and M S Cellaneous 90's Black Caps openers back in the pavilion.

    Handy of Pope to drop Williamson.

    That was such a bad drop. I get people make mistakes, but his whole technique was terrible - poor body position, moved late, hands in the wrong position. Is he an actual keeper or a batsmen that keeps a bit?

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      @Donsteppa said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

      Effectively 12/2. A very retro Black Caps scoreline with R A Ndom and M S Cellaneous 90's Black Caps openers back in the pavilion.

      Handy of Pope to drop Williamson.

      That was such a bad drop. I get people make mistakes, but his whole technique was terrible - poor body position, moved late, hands in the wrong position. Is he an actual keeper or a batsmen that keeps a bit?

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      @No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

      @Donsteppa said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

      Effectively 12/2. A very retro Black Caps scoreline with R A Ndom and M S Cellaneous 90's Black Caps openers back in the pavilion.

      Handy of Pope to drop Williamson.

      That was such a bad drop. I get people make mistakes, but his whole technique was terrible - poor body position, moved late, hands in the wrong position. Is he an actual keeper or a batsmen that keeps a bit?

      Batsman that keeps a bit. I think this is either his 5th or 6th time keeping in first class cricket. England didn't bring out a keeper to back up Buttler, favouring an extra batsman.

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      • CyclopsC Cyclops

        @No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

        @Donsteppa said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

        Effectively 12/2. A very retro Black Caps scoreline with R A Ndom and M S Cellaneous 90's Black Caps openers back in the pavilion.

        Handy of Pope to drop Williamson.

        That was such a bad drop. I get people make mistakes, but his whole technique was terrible - poor body position, moved late, hands in the wrong position. Is he an actual keeper or a batsmen that keeps a bit?

        Batsman that keeps a bit. I think this is either his 5th or 6th time keeping in first class cricket. England didn't bring out a keeper to back up Buttler, favouring an extra batsman.

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        @Cyclops said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

        @No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

        @Donsteppa said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

        Effectively 12/2. A very retro Black Caps scoreline with R A Ndom and M S Cellaneous 90's Black Caps openers back in the pavilion.

        Handy of Pope to drop Williamson.

        That was such a bad drop. I get people make mistakes, but his whole technique was terrible - poor body position, moved late, hands in the wrong position. Is he an actual keeper or a batsmen that keeps a bit?

        Batsman that keeps a bit. I think this is either his 5th or 6th time keeping in first class cricket. England didn't bring out a keeper to back up Buttler, favouring an extra batsman.

        Very costly. You can get away with it in the shorter forms but bad keepers inevitably gets found out in the test arena. Dropping guys like Kane (or Kohli, Smith etc) who can just bat for days can cost you the game.

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        • boobooB booboo

          Crunched some numbers and I reckon we have to bat to midway of the last session to be safe.

          75 overs at 2.5rpo = 187
          Plus 76 on the board
          Less 101 deficit
          Target = 163 in 15 overs = 10.9 rpo
          Would think that's safe.

          70 overs at 2.5 = Target of 150 @ 7.5
          Possibly achievable

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          @booboo said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

          Crunched some numbers and I reckon we have to bat to midway of the last session to be safe.

          75 overs at 3.1rpo = 232
          Plus 96 on the board
          Less 101 deficit
          Target = 227 in 23 overs = 9.9 rpo

          Have redone that calc.
          98 overs today.
          Run rate is ticking at just over 3
          Batting out 75 overs would be pretty comfortable

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          • No QuarterN No Quarter

            @Cyclops said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

            @No-Quarter said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

            @Donsteppa said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

            Effectively 12/2. A very retro Black Caps scoreline with R A Ndom and M S Cellaneous 90's Black Caps openers back in the pavilion.

            Handy of Pope to drop Williamson.

            That was such a bad drop. I get people make mistakes, but his whole technique was terrible - poor body position, moved late, hands in the wrong position. Is he an actual keeper or a batsmen that keeps a bit?

            Batsman that keeps a bit. I think this is either his 5th or 6th time keeping in first class cricket. England didn't bring out a keeper to back up Buttler, favouring an extra batsman.

            Very costly. You can get away with it in the shorter forms but bad keepers inevitably gets found out in the test arena. Dropping guys like Kane (or Kohli, Smith etc) who can just bat for days can cost you the game.

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            @No-Quarter I missed the Pope drop, but I'm guessing it's not as bad as the one that Denly just dropped off Kane.

            You'd get abused for dropping that one in tenth grade! πŸ™‚

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            • Chris B.C Chris B.

              @No-Quarter I missed the Pope drop, but I'm guessing it's not as bad as the one that Denly just dropped off Kane.

              You'd get abused for dropping that one in tenth grade! πŸ™‚

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              @Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

              @No-Quarter I missed the Pope drop, but I'm guessing it's not as bad as the one that Denly just dropped off Kane.

              You'd get abused for dropping that one in tenth grade! πŸ™‚

              Cricinfo says....So, so village. The worst drop by an England fielder since Mike Gatting on the India tour in 1992-93 (YouTube it...)

              So I did.

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                Shouldn't have searched youtube.

                Here are some even funnier ones..

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                • CrucialC Crucial

                  @Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

                  @No-Quarter I missed the Pope drop, but I'm guessing it's not as bad as the one that Denly just dropped off Kane.

                  You'd get abused for dropping that one in tenth grade! πŸ™‚

                  Cricinfo says....So, so village. The worst drop by an England fielder since Mike Gatting on the India tour in 1992-93 (YouTube it...)

                  So I did.

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                  @Crucial Gatting's is marginally worse - not improved by him glancing up as though "the sun was in my eyes".

                  I'd imagine The Sun was giving him a big boot in the arse the next day!

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                  • Chris B.C Chris B.

                    @Crucial Gatting's is marginally worse - not improved by him glancing up as though "the sun was in my eyes".

                    I'd imagine The Sun was giving him a big boot in the arse the next day!

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                    @Chris-B said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

                    @Crucial Gatting's is marginally worse - not improved by him glancing up as though "the sun was in my eyes".

                    I'd imagine The Sun was giving him a big boot in the arse the next day!

                    You'd need a big boot for his big arse.

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                      These two showing why they top the alltime stats lists for NZ batting.
                      Hope they take the chance to add to the books.

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                      • CrucialC Crucial

                        Shouldn't have searched youtube.

                        Here are some even funnier ones..

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                        @Crucial said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

                        Shouldn't have searched youtube.

                        Here are some even funnier ones..

                        I don't know what's worse. That fielding or the fact that we clearly got thumped despite probably having to be dismissed about twice for each wicket.

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                          I think Taylor is very close to surpassing the 7000 mark in tests if you can find a TV

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                            Found the scorecard for that craptravaganza.

                            Looks like we were at risk of losing by more than Pakistan managed to score in either innings at one point.

                            Looking through that lineup it would be a contender for one of the worst in recent memory. Bowling lineup was okay, but the batting, and top order especially just dire.

                            https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/13425/scorecard/423779/new-zealand-vs-pakistan-2nd-test-pakistan-tour-of-new-zealand-2009-10

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                              Just looked at the scoring chart for Kane this innings and amazingly he has only scored 2 runs in the point to third man sector

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                              • CyclopsC Cyclops

                                Found the scorecard for that craptravaganza.

                                Looks like we were at risk of losing by more than Pakistan managed to score in either innings at one point.

                                Looking through that lineup it would be a contender for one of the worst in recent memory. Bowling lineup was okay, but the batting, and top order especially just dire.

                                https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/13425/scorecard/423779/new-zealand-vs-pakistan-2nd-test-pakistan-tour-of-new-zealand-2009-10

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                                @Cyclops pffft hahaha oh god that's just so bad. look a the averages in the top 6

                                29
                                27
                                26
                                46
                                25
                                11

                                sing with me now "one of those things is not like the others, one of those things is not the same..."

                                we, as supporters, really did earn this little purple patch.

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                                  also, i am such a juvenile

                                  In the news feed on the side of the cricinfo page, there is an article with the title

                                  "Wagner pounds his beat to good effect"

                                  and i chortle every time i misread it.

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                                  • mariner4lifeM mariner4life

                                    also, i am such a juvenile

                                    In the news feed on the side of the cricinfo page, there is an article with the title

                                    "Wagner pounds his beat to good effect"

                                    and i chortle every time i misread it.

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                                    @mariner4life 🀣 They've spelt meat wrong?

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                                      7k runs for Rosco!

                                      Well done πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘

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                                        So effectively 110/2 at lunch.

                                        62 overs available (rain permitting)

                                        Another 100 runs in 30 odd overs sees it well safe

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                                          @mariner4life 🀣 They've spelt meat wrong?

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                                          @Machpants said in Cricket: NZ vs England:

                                          @mariner4life 🀣 They've spelt meat wrong?

                                          I don't know what is funnier, the original line or you pointing out the bleeding obvious. πŸ™‚

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