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  • MokeyM Offline
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    @taniwharugby Last year I went to the doc to get some moles checked, and found out that with a referral you can get three analysed by molemap for free. So I did that.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @Kirwan said in Aging:

    You know what made me feel old this week? One of my first girlfriends from school just became a grandmother. Yeah.

    In Upper Hutt that just means she hit her 30s

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    replied to JC on last edited by
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    @JC said in Aging:

    @antipodean I looked into it and I’m not a viable candidate apparently. I’m stuck with the furniture.

    I'd suggest having a discussion with the surgeon if you haven't already - you never know what the development is. It's astonishing what they can do these days. My vision is now back to being better than 20/20

    Apparently they can now provide an iris giving vision to cataracts in old age.

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    Don't get me started on eyes. I don't mind wearing glasses - certainly prefer wearing them all the tie to the days when I was constantly putting them on, taking them off etc.

    I had surgery on my eye lids in October. As we age gravity means everything heads south including your eye lids. I double down with a genetic disorder that effectively meant I was borderline to drive even with glasses because my eye lids had progressively covered a lot of my eyes. I hadn't noticed but I literally could not see anything above or to the side of my eyes until it was within 15 cms.

    Relatively straight forward surgery they cut open your eye lid attach it to a muscle in the eyebrow and remove the fold of skin this creates.

    Post Op though. I had to ice my eyes with little bags of frozen peas (changing them every 20 minutes) for the first three days. I thought I'd be back at work by then. HA! After a week I looked like Mike Tyson in his prime had used my face as a punch bag.

    I still have swelling and itching 6 weeks later and the whole area is still quite tender. Apparently according to Dr Google swelling can last ….. A YEAR!

    Colonoscopy's are a doddle by comparison

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  • boobooB Offline
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    replied to dogmeat on last edited by
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    @dogmeat said in Aging:

    Don't get me started on eyes. I don't mind wearing glasses - certainly prefer wearing them all the tie to the days when I was constantly putting them on, taking them off etc.

    I had surgery on my eye lids in October. As we age gravity means everything heads south including your eye lids. I double down with a genetic disorder that effectively meant I was borderline to drive even with glasses because my eye lids had progressively covered a lot of my eyes. I hadn't noticed but I literally could not see anything above or to the side of my eyes until it was within 15 cms.

    Relatively straight forward surgery they cut open your eye lid attach it to a muscle in the eyebrow and remove the fold of skin this creates.

    Post Op though. I had to ice my eyes with little bags of frozen peas (changing them every 20 minutes) for the first three days. I thought I'd be back at work by then. HA! After a week I looked like Mike Tyson in his prime had used my face as a punch bag.

    I still have swelling and itching 6 weeks later and the whole area is still quite tender. Apparently according to Dr Google swelling can last ….. A YEAR!

    Colonoscopy's are a doddle by comparison

    Colonoscopy is nothing. It's the prepping that's shit. Boom tish.

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  • NTAN Offline
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    Colonoscopy. Great weight loss regime. Shitting through the eye of a needle for a couple of hours was poor fun, but the farting after the op was top notch entertainment.

    Surgery in those parts, by comparison, is NOT fun. Rather do vasectomy again.

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  • R Offline
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    #388

    Had a GP who recommended I get a molemap, I said $300.00 is pretty steep, he responded "Its cheaper than a coffin"

    I got the molemap.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to Rembrandt on last edited by
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    @Rembrandt said in Aging:

    Had a GP who recommended I get a molemap, I said $300.00 is pretty steep, he responded "Its cheaper than a coffin"

    I got the molemap.

    You don't miss the cost of the coffin though

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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @Crucial said in Aging:

    @Rembrandt said in Aging:

    Had a GP who recommended I get a molemap, I said $300.00 is pretty steep, he responded "Its cheaper than a coffin"

    I got the molemap.

    You don't miss the cost of the coffin though

    The link to death made me think the moles were troublesome. Turns out they were fine.

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @Crucial said in Aging:

    @Rembrandt said in Aging:

    Had a GP who recommended I get a molemap, I said $300.00 is pretty steep, he responded "Its cheaper than a coffin"

    I got the molemap.

    You don't miss the cost of the coffin though

    Bugger that. I'll be flung from a trebuchet onto a burning pyre. Even more amusing if they miss...

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  • BovidaeB Offline
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    #392

    I would encourage everyone to get a molemap at least once, if only to identify any potential problems and to provide a baseline for any future checks (if required). I have paid $219 for my last two.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to Bovidae on last edited by
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    @Bovidae said in Aging:

    I would encourage everyone to get a molemap at least once, if only to identify any potential problems and to provide a baseline for any future checks (if required). I have paid $219 for my last two.

    $131 for full mole map if you are an AA member in NZ (as in Automobile Association not the other one)

    Or you can get up to 5 areas of concern checked out for free.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    #394

    yeah I think the pricing has come down in the last couple of years considerably, was over $300 IIRC when they first started offering them...still should be free, similarly all cancer checks, would cost initially but the long-term benefit to society and the health system would surely outweigh the current set up.

    Mind you, even free some people still probably wouldnt go.

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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
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    @taniwharugby said in Aging:

    Mind you, even free some men still probably wouldnt go.

    fixed for accuracy

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
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    @Crucial said in Aging:

    @Rembrandt said in Aging:

    Had a GP who recommended I get a molemap, I said $300.00 is pretty steep, he responded "Its cheaper than a coffin"

    I got the molemap.

    You don't miss the cost of the coffin though

    It also falls apart if you plan to be cremated ... urns must be cheaper than $300 I'd say?

    So weird that in NZ and Oz mole maps aren't free. As @taniwharugby notes surely it must be cheaper in the long run for the respective countries health services to have free check ups rather than be the ambulance at bottom of the cliff.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
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    @Nepia said in Aging:

    So weird that in NZ and Oz mole maps aren't free

    fucking communist!

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @Nepia said in Aging:

    So weird that in NZ and Oz mole maps aren't free

    fucking communist!

    I do work for a Chinese organisation ... well, for one more day anyway.

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  • NTAN Offline
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
    #399

    @Nepia said in Aging:

    So weird that in NZ and Oz mole maps aren't free. As @taniwharugby notes surely it must be cheaper in the long run for the respective countries health services to have free check ups rather than be the ambulance at bottom of the cliff.

    $100 for the checkup
    $100 for last week's knife work
    $100 for this week's knife work

    If I had more, it'd be $100 a pop because "equipment costs".

    Why the fuck they couldn't just do both last week, and save themselves the cost of the equipment getting bloody a second time?

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  • Chris B.C Offline
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    replied to Nepia on last edited by
    #400

    @Nepia said in Aging:

    @Crucial said in Aging:

    @Rembrandt said in Aging:

    Had a GP who recommended I get a molemap, I said $300.00 is pretty steep, he responded "Its cheaper than a coffin"

    I got the molemap.

    You don't miss the cost of the coffin though

    It also falls apart if you plan to be cremated ... urns must be cheaper than $300 I'd say?

    The most modestly priced receptacle is US$180.

    Unless you use a biscuit tin... 🙂

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    replied to Chris B. on last edited by
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    @Chris-B god i love that movie

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