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Managed to avoid the cane myself thank God but one of my favourite school punishment stories concerned my brother-in-law who was a naughty kid at a pretty shitty school. One sadistic bastard teacher kept a slipper in a biscuit tin in the cupboard and the punishment was a ceremony as well as painful. The offender was made to go to the cupboard and retrieve the biscuit tin, put it on the teacher's desk and then bend over the desk in front of the class and wait while the biscuit tin was opened, the slipper produced with a flourish and then receive the punishment.
Anyway, one night my b-i-l and his mate Shovel broke into the school and burnt the slipper to ashes which they then left in the biscuit tin in the cupboard. They both played up the next day and were called for punishment. When the poor bastard saw his beloved slipper in ashes in the biscuit tin he broke down and sobbed. He was never the same again.
Vengeance was sweet apparently.
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@NTA good luck today
If I die on the table, delete my browser history.
Ever watched Curb your enthusiasm?
The episode when Jeff has a heart attack and asks Larry to go to his house while his harridan of a missus is out and get rid of his porn stash. Hilarity ensues. Brilliantly, toe-curlingly funny. So no, delete your own history mate.
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@NTA good luck today
If I die on the table, delete my browser history.
Ever watched Curb your enthusiasm?
The episode when Jeff has a heart attack and asks Larry to go to his house while his harridan of a missus is out and get rid of his porn stash. Hilarity ensues. Brilliantly, toe-curlingly funny. So no, delete your own history mate.
Don't be so hasty. You might find something new that you really like.
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@Catogrande said in Aging:
@NTA good luck today
If I die on the table, delete my browser history.
Ever watched Curb your enthusiasm?
The episode when Jeff has a heart attack and asks Larry to go to his house while his harridan of a missus is out and get rid of his porn stash. Hilarity ensues. Brilliantly, toe-curlingly funny. So no, delete your own history mate.
Don't be so hasty. You might find something new that you really like.
What, in Nick’s stash? What kind of a monster do you take me for?
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@Catogrande said in Aging:
@NTA good luck today
If I die on the table, delete my browser history.
Ever watched Curb your enthusiasm?
The episode when Jeff has a heart attack and asks Larry to go to his house while his harridan of a missus is out and get rid of his porn stash. Hilarity ensues. Brilliantly, toe-curlingly funny. So no, delete your own history mate.
Don't be so hasty. You might find something new that you really like.
What, in Nick’s stash? What kind of a monster do you take me for?
I could quite easily see you both being keen on "specialist minority interests" online. That is all.
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@Catogrande said in Aging:
@Catogrande said in Aging:
@NTA good luck today
If I die on the table, delete my browser history.
Ever watched Curb your enthusiasm?
The episode when Jeff has a heart attack and asks Larry to go to his house while his harridan of a missus is out and get rid of his porn stash. Hilarity ensues. Brilliantly, toe-curlingly funny. So no, delete your own history mate.
Don't be so hasty. You might find something new that you really like.
What, in Nick’s stash? What kind of a monster do you take me for?
I could quite easily see you both being keen on "specialist minority interests" online. That is all.
You take that back!
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@Catogrande said in Aging:
I could quite easily see you both being keen on "specialist minority interests" online. That is all.
I think you'll find "Brutal Dolphin Amputee Hentai" isn't as rare as you think.
Ask @mariner4life
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@Catogrande said in Aging:
Managed to avoid the cane myself thank God but one of my favourite school punishment stories concerned my brother-in-law who was a naughty kid at a pretty shitty school. One sadistic bastard teacher kept a slipper in a biscuit tin in the cupboard and the punishment was a ceremony as well as painful. The offender was made to go to the cupboard and retrieve the biscuit tin, put it on the teacher's desk and then bend over the desk in front of the class and wait while the biscuit tin was opened, the slipper produced with a flourish and then receive the punishment.
Anyway, one night my b-i-l and his mate Shovel broke into the school and burnt the slipper to ashes which they then left in the biscuit tin in the cupboard. They both played up the next day and were called for punishment. When the poor bastard saw his beloved slipper in ashes in the biscuit tin he broke down and sobbed. He was never the same again.
Vengeance was sweet apparently.
Shovel.
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@booboo That's not you is it Alan?
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@Catogrande no. Just love the name.
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I was never strapped at primary school but at high school the cane was pretty liberally applied. I got caned first day of the 3rd form. Some 4th formers picked me up and hung me on a coathook. The deputy head, Zack Smith, decided I was skylarking and deserved to be beaten. I was 11 when I started high school and looked it. Sadist.
It was 1973 when I started, and it was a Boys' High, so most of the senior staff were WWII veterans who had a different idea about discipline to nowadays. We weren't allowed long hair until the later that year and had to wear black lace-up shoes. That same deputy head told a meeting of parents that offering sandals was unnecessary and shoes were fine, after all he had worn them in the jungles of Burma. My Mum stood and told him that if if he was so comfortable with harsh conditions he wouldn't mind washing the disgustingly smelly socks throughout summer. People didn't piss about with my Mum. We were allowed roman sandals the next month so what we gained in comfort we gave away in style.
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The strap was still a thing when I was at primary school, but I recall it being more of a threat than a punishment. One teacher I had (crusty, screechy bitch who had an extensive wardrobe and wore different coloured pantyhose each day, like yellow/green/blue etc) regularly wielded one of those skinny wooden rulers on boys knuckles though.
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@JC yeah I didnt mind the cane, especially as an alternative to after-school detention.
Assume you mean WBHS? Didnt change greatly when I arrived, but did change alot between when I started and left in '92.
Did you know the Harveys?
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Never got the csane or strap, was on its way out as I came in, plus I was a model student
Same. It was at my primary school but I never was naughty enough. I remember that if someone did get it, it was a huge deal around the playground! Only remember it being used once or twice a year
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all the 'sanctioned' canings at WBHS were in the corridor on the 1st floor outside the entrance to the staff room, my Economics class was straight above, when you knew someone was going in for it, everyone was silent to hear it...
We had a couple of teachers who were not allowed to cane kids (one was an A-Grade Squash player) and 90% of the 'sanctioned' canings were administered by 1 teacher
