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  • JCJ Offline
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    You should never hold a candle
    If you don't know where it's been...

    As usual, Ian Dury has the best advice for the situation.

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    @No-Quarter i was actually crying with laughter watching that. How the fuck do you even come up with that show??

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    @Catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Oh, FFS...,,only in The Guardian And check out the URL - needs an urgent edit

    Jan 13, 2020  /  Fashion

    Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?

    Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina?

    Gwyneth has made a candle called This Smells Like My Vagina for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out

    Paltrow.JPG

    https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

    £58 seems a lot just for something a blind bloke can wank over.

    firstly, i bet it doesn't

    but 2nd, how long does she have to walk around with it up there before it is properly infused?

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    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

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    @Nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

    considering beauty is only a light switch away, i am pretty sure they just have a bigger field

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    @Nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

    A long time ago someone gave me a copy of Penthouse in braille. It enabled me to say, truthfully, that I only had it for the articles.

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    @mariner4life not too disimilar...although I'm a lightweight when it comes to Tequila, those 3 and I would be asleep, not worrying about anything

    db624170-1994-44d1-9590-b953a7b042aa-image.png

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    @JC said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

    A long time ago someone gave me a copy of Penthouse in braille. It enabled me to say, truthfully, that I only had it for the articles.

    did it feel good?

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    @JC said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

    A long time ago someone gave me a copy of Penthouse in braille. It enabled me to say, truthfully, that I only had it for the articles.

    this is one of the strangest things i have ever read on here

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    @nzzp said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @JC said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

    A long time ago someone gave me a copy of Penthouse in braille. It enabled me to say, truthfully, that I only had it for the articles.

    did it feel good?

    dimpled, for his pleasure

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    @mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @JC said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

    A long time ago someone gave me a copy of Penthouse in braille. It enabled me to say, truthfully, that I only had it for the articles.

    this is one of the strangest things i have ever read on here

    And completely true! It was made from heavy brown paper, like Kraft paper, with the braille dimples punched into it. So the pages couldn't be double sided so the whole thing was very thick and heavy. Obviously there was no point in having any of the "visuals" you'd expect in a Penthouse print edition, so the only printing at all was the name of the magazine and the date on the front.

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    @JC said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @mariner4life said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @JC said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @Nepia said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    All this thread has done is got me thinking about is how a blind bloke from birth knows what chicks are hot or not (or vice versa)? Does it come down to body only (touch) or does other stuff come into. I suppose there's probably books or articles I can read about it.

    A long time ago someone gave me a copy of Penthouse in braille. It enabled me to say, truthfully, that I only had it for the articles.

    this is one of the strangest things i have ever read on here

    And completely true! It was made from heavy brown paper, like Kraft paper, with the braille dimples punched into it. So the pages couldn't be double sided so the whole thing was very thick and heavy. Obviously there was no point in having any of the "visuals" you'd expect in a Penthouse print edition, so the only printing at all was the name of the magazine and the date on the front.

    and people say society isn't inclusive

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    @taniwharugby said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Is she that hard up for cash?

    No. An acquaintance flew her around on of the private jet companies in Europe. She spent most of the flight on the flight deck chatting with the guys.

    They liked her (but it might just have been the scent of her vagina which I didn't know was a thing then).

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    @Snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @taniwharugby said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Is she that hard up for cash?

    No. An acquaintance flew her around on of the private jet companies in Europe. She spent most of the flight on the flight deck chatting with the guys.

    They liked her (but it might just have been the scent of her vagina which I didn't know was a thing then).

    Sure buddy

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    @jegga

    Reminds me of a boys v girls charades game years back. One of the boys gave the girl the task: book, three words, Mike Hunt Smells.

    As it happened the game ended shortly thereafter.

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    Can relate

    Louis Casiano  /  Jan 13, 2020

    Kansas man asks judge to let him engage in sword fight with ex-wife, her lawyer

    Kansas man asks judge to let him engage in sword fight with ex-wife, her lawyer

    A Kansas man has requested that an Iowa judge grant him a trial by combat so he can engage in a sword fight with his ex-wife and her attorney, according to reports.

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    @jegga a mini version of that croc ripping the leg off his mate! Metal af

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