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canefan

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Kiwis' porn habits revealed
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<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-new-zealand'>New Zealanders' porn-watching habits have been revealed</a> and it turns out Kiwis spend a lot more time indulging than the worldwide average.
On a per capita basis Kiwis are the fifth most regular visitors to <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.pornhub.com/insights/pornhub-2015-year-in-review'>website PornHub</a>, behind the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada and Ireland and ahead of Norway, Iceland, Australia, Sweden and Denmark.
But Kiwis are not ones to let porn mess with their rugby- watching habits the website reports the number of viewers from New Zealand dropping 47 per cent during the 2015 Rugby World Cup final.
Interestingly, more women appreciate porn in the land of the long white cloud than in most other countries, with 35 per cent of Kiwi visitors to PornHub being female, according to the site.
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Kiwis spend an average of nine minutes and 37 seconds on PornHub, 21 seconds longer than the worldwide average length.
In Gisborne, that time increases by 27 seconds, with viewers putting aside more than 10 minutes on average each time they visit the site.
<img src="http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/20163/Porn hub.JPG" alt="Porn%20hub.JPG">But Kiwis lag well behind the Philippines, which sits in pole position with its porn viewers spending an average of 12 minutes and 45 seconds on the site, while our neighbours in Australia sit just a second behind us, at 9m 36s.
At the other end of the stick, Cuban porn watchers spend the shortest amount of time on the site, which each visit averaging 5m 11s.
The higher-than-average number of visits from New Zealand women to the site puts us in the top 10 countries in this category.
Central American and Caribbean countries had the highest proportion of women viewers, with Jamaica topping the list at 44 per cent, followed by Nicaragua (40 per cent), Honduras (39 per cent) Ecuador (39 per cent), Bahamas (38 per cent), Panama (37 per cent), Costa Rica (36 per cent) and Dominican Republic (36 per cent), followed by New Zealand and South Africa on 35 per cent.
The top three most searched terms by Kiwi women users were "lesbian", "Kim Kardashian", and "threesome".
According to the site, women in New Zealand were 65 per cent more likely to view the "MILF" category, 41 per cent more likely to view the Asian category and 29 per cent more likely to view the Indian category.
<img src="http://media.nzherald.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/20163/3.JPG" alt="3.JPG">While on holiday, Kiwis tend to visit PornHub less often.
Traffic to the site dropped by 54 per cent on New Year's Eve 2014, and was down 35 per cent on Christmas Eve. On Christmas Day the drop was 28 per cent.
But the downward trend on holidays was not always the case, with visits to the site increasing by 16 per cent on Labour Day.
Worldwide, the biggest decrease in traffic on New Year's Eve was in Sweden, with a drop of 71 per cent, followed by Belgium at 70 per cent and Netherlands at 66 per cent.
The decrease in Australia was by only 10 per cent on the last day of the year.
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Not only do people in Gisborne get up with the sun earlier than the rest of us, it would appear they stay up longer too... :)

Donsteppa

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<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.facebook.com/therealcrediblehulk/'>https://www.facebook.com/therealcrediblehulk/</a> on Facebook...

NTA

This year's Australia Day Lamb ad is out - the Mitchell Johnson bit made me LOL <a class="bbc_url" href="

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mariner4life

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Not only do people in Gisborne get up with the sun earlier than the rest of us, it would appear they stay up longer too... :)
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nah, it just takes them that much longer to type in their searches...

canefan

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="551739" data-time="1452466282">nah, it just takes them that much longer to type in their searches...</blockquote>... and wait for dialup

taniwharugby

Couldnt find the Youtube clip for the non-FB users
 
Quality rant about middle lane hogging.
 
<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.facebook.com/viralthreaddotcom/videos/548102895331557/'>https://www.facebook.com/viralthreaddotcom/videos/548102895331557/</a>

Crucial

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This year's Australia Day Lamb ad is out - the Mitchell Johnson bit made me LOL <a class="bbc_url" href="

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Stephen Moore hiding the the changing rooms at Twickers 3 months later was pretty good.

Catogrande

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Stephen Moore hiding the the changing rooms at Twickers 3 months later was pretty good.
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All pretty funny, though I heard that the ,militant vegetabalists are up in arms about the disrespect shown to vegans. Sheesh!

NTA

Yeah a few vegans got the shits with it.
 
And people carrying on now about the "violence" shown by the army dudes in burning the vegans' flat.
 
Which proves that meat provides many vitamins, iron, and other things, but most importantly provides a sense of humour.

NTA

Found a great present for TeWaio: <img src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SpjECNHdL.SY400.jpg" alt="51SpjECNHdL.SY400.jpg">

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antipodean

What's all this about?
 
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taniwharugby

taniwharugby

bet this dude pulled...

Tim

Crucial

One for you Jegga. <img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160119/83c7769cfc315b920682a8d70d234ae4.jpg" alt="83c7769cfc315b920682a8d70d234ae4.jpg">

jegga

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One for you Jegga. <img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160119/83c7769cfc315b920682a8d70d234ae4.jpg" alt="83c7769cfc315b920682a8d70d234ae4.jpg">
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Thats so sad and I think Lorde might be back on the market too.
 
One for you Crucial, look at that thing, go on take a good long hard look at it. <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/76015489/Polly-Gillespie-and-Grant-Kereama-joke-about-new-partners-on-radio-show'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/tv-radio/76015489/Polly-Gillespie-and-Grant-Kereama-joke-about-new-partners-on-radio-show</a>
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Crucial

If ever there was a face for radio its hers.

mariner4life

holy fuck Smylex gas is real??!!

The Silver Fern

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