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<p>A thread called the Daily Mail, and no one posted their annual New Years Eve carnage article?</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html'>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html</a></p> -
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And it turns out she was lying all along, the bar staff did on fact help her and she actually hit the guy first-twice , he was Maori not pi and it happened outside the bars grounds and it was caught on thd bars security cameras. Now she's been charged too.<br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11570129">http://m.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11570129</a><br><br>
Oh yeah it looks like they were false teeth she lost too.</p>
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<p>Other than that tho' the reporting first up was in depth & well researched & not just pulled off twitter!</p> -
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Other than that tho' the reporting first up was in depth & well researched & not just pulled off twitter!</p></blockquote>Pretty much, the lip thing was the first clue she lying and as usual the herald are useless.<br><br>
She's changed her Facebook settings to private but apparently she was having conversations with her feral friends about how much community service she would have to do to avoid paying her fines and joking about driving home from court after losing her licence. <br><br>
The best part is she went to the herald because she was pissed that the police hadnt arrested the guy and she thought going public might shame them into doing something . That worked out well for her didn't it? -
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<p>A thread called the Daily Mail, and no one posted their annual New Years Eve carnage article?</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html'>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html</a></p>
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<p>The worst part of that article was this:</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote">The collapsed man drew concern from his friends after laying down on the floor in the centre of London</blockquote>
<p>"Laying down"? That means he was putting something down. Try "lying down" instead. And since they were outside he was lying down on the ground, not the floor. How can a person who writes for a living get this wrong and then get it past a sub-editor?</p>
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<p>Other than that the mayhem looked like any other weekend night in the UK. </p> -
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Tim" data-cid="551012" data-time="1452077134"><p>A thread called the Daily Mail, and no one posted their annual New Years Eve carnage article?<br>
<br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3380899/Where-streets-no-shame-New-Year-revellers-spill-pubs-clubs-night-drunken-excess-Britain.html</a></p></blockquote>
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<p>Jegga, that reminds me of a game we used to play when I was in the corporate world. It was entitled "Wank Word Bingo". Basically your bingo card was filled with sayings like "Push the envelope", Blue Sky Thinking" etc and during a seminar or management meeting you would tick them off on your card as some twat spouted them. It is supposed to culminate in one standing up shouting "WANK WORD. I WIN!" on getting a full line.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Catogrande" data-cid="553487" data-time="1453279248"><p>Jegga, that reminds me of a game we used to play when I was in the corporate world. It was entitled "**** Word Bingo". Basically your bingo card was filled with sayings like "Push the envelope", Blue Sky Thinking" etc and during a seminar or management meeting you would tick them off on your card as some twat spouted them. It is supposed to culminate in one standing up shouting "**** WORD. I WIN!" on getting a full line.<br>
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I remember seeing that in those Alex cartoons when he got an American boss, creative synergies was one I think. I hope you did jump up and shout bingo as an ending to your corporate career.<br><br>
I've been thinking about an end of year tour uk article bingo , haka article, poaching article , mentions of aura , myth etc etc . -
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<p>Jegga, that reminds me of a game we used to play when I was in the corporate world. It was entitled "**** Word Bingo". Basically your bingo card was filled with sayings like "Push the envelope", Blue Sky Thinking" etc and during a seminar or management meeting you would tick them off on your card as some twat spouted them. It is supposed to culminate in one standing up shouting "**** WORD. I WIN!" on getting a full line.</p>
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<p>Now I'm not saying whether I ever won or not but I am no longer in the corporate world.</p>
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<p>Love it Cato.</p>
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<p>Did the **** word start with a "c"?</p>
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<p>The phrase "reaching out" still makes my skin crawl - "thanks for reaching out" - what? I only asked you a fucking question or sent you a fucking email! :idiot2:</p> -
Yeah thanks for reaching out Siam. We are super-excited about this, it's real game changer and could lead to a paradigm shift in our agile working, which we expect to become the new normal. Please co-create with your swat team to leverage further and let's land this on the runway.
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Not a 'C' Siam, hopefully the fluffybunny filter would have worked on that. It starts with a 'W' and ends in a 'K' and has A & N in the middle.
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Even worse when it is pronounced "levveredge". Bloody Seppos.
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<p>Lucy Kellaway has issued her 2016 Golden Flannel Awards. They're behind the FT paywall but I heard some results on BBC. Her nerbs (nouns turned into verbs) were:</p>
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<p>To effort. To front-burnerize. To town hall. To potentiate. To future. To value add.</p>
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<p>More here <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://ig.ft.com/sites/guffipedia/'>https://ig.ft.com/sites/guffipedia/</a></p> -
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<p>Lucy Kellaway has issued her 2016 Golden Flannel Awards. They're behind the FT paywall but I heard some results on BBC. Her nerbs (nouns turned into verbs) were:</p>
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<p>To effort. To front-burnerize. To town hall. To potentiate. To future. To value add.</p>
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<p>More here <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://ig.ft.com/sites/guffipedia/'>https://ig.ft.com/sites/guffipedia/</a></p>
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<p>this is as good a place as any...</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/76770117/mans-life-destroyed-by-preposterous-sexual-assault-charge'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/76770117/mans-life-destroyed-by-preposterous-sexual-assault-charge</a></p>
<p> </p>Man's life destroyed by 'preposterous' sexual assault charge <div>
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<p class=""><span>Last updated 07:49, February 11 2016</span></p>
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<p>A report from BBC News details how a split-second encounter ruined one man's life.</p>
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<p>A walk through one of the busiest train stations in the UK changed Mark Pearson's life forever.</p>
<p>It took him just half a second to pass an award-winning actress at a busy train station but that was enough for prosecutors to charge with him sexual assault.</p>
<p>When the case finally got to court a jury needed only 90 minutes to reject the allegations, but by then the damage had been done to Pearson, a 51-year-old artist and picture framer.</p>
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<p>CCTV footage shows Mark Pearson never took his hands off his bag or his newspaper.</p>
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<p>It was claimed he assaulted the TV, theatre and radio actress penetratively for "two or three seconds" as he walked past her at London's Waterloo station, before landing a heavy blow to her left shoulder as he pushed past her, <i>The Telegraph</i> reported.</p>
<p>CCTV footage could not establish if Pearson and the woman made physical contact as they walked quickly past each other. A forensic expert for the defence told Blackfriars Crown Court Pearson had passed the actress in half a second, saying any assault was a logistical impossibility.</p>
<p>Specialist CCTV forensic expert Jacob Blythe showed Pearson was carrying a newspaper in his left hand - the one he was alleged to have used in the assault​ - and holding his bag in his right.</p>
<p><i>The Telegraph</i> said the case raised more questions about the decision-making in sexual assault cases by Britain's Crown Prosecution Service (CPS), in particular pressing ahead with improperly investigated prosecutions with gaping holes in the evidence.</p>
<p>In Pearson's case, the woman failed to pick him out of an identity parade, there was no forensic evidence, and there were no witnesses despite the train station being crowded with commuters.</p>
<p>The CPS also produced the CCTV footage during the three-day court hearing last week at half its normal speed - a critical change, given the case rested on whether Pearson had enough time to commit the assault. </p>
<p>"They said they did it for technical reasons; what they were we weren't told," Pearson said.</p>
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<p>The CPS had the CCTV evidence right from the start, and from it could have realised the complainant's statement was "total crap" and dismissed the case, he said.</p>
<p>He believed the CPS was overly keen to get convictions at all costs, after high-profile mistakes in cases such as those involving broadcasting personalities Jimmy Savile and Rolf Harris.</p>
<p>The incident allegedly happened on December 3, 2014, although the first Pearson knew about it was when six police officers turned up on his doorstep on February 5, 2015. From the start he called the claim "preposterous".</p>
<p>He had no memory of the day he walked past the actress - it was the same "boring journey" from home to work he made regularly.</p>
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