Modern Day Parenting
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="557290" data-time="1454915765">
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<p>aka bj week :)</p>
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<p>or at least thats what I tell my wofe it is! </p>
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<p>Snerk. Depends entirely on how many brownie points you have accumulated during the other three weeks. Hormones are entirely unreliable, at any given time your manhood could be pounced on or punched.</p>
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<p>haha yes, knowing when not to push ones luck is key, anytime of the month! </p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="557299" data-time="1454917183">
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<p>Snerk. Depends entirely on how many <em><strong>brownie points</strong></em> you have accumulated during the other three weeks. Hormones are entirely unreliable, at any given time your manhood could be pounced on or punched.</p>
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<p>Isn't life exciting.</p>
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<p>The brownie option is a tougher sell in my household, but each to their own. Good on ya.</p> -
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<p>The brownie option is a tougher sell in my household, but each to their own. Good on ya.</p>
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<p>Never let it be said that Mokey was anything but open-minded when it came to the Hershey Highway ;)</p>
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<p>Medical fact: If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke.</p>
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<p>Never let it be said that Mokey was anything but open-minded</p>
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<p>It's all research. And end of last week my American publisher offered me a three book contract for a new line, where there are no limits on the smut. Particularly encouraged: menage and fantasy. Love my job.</p> -
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<p>It's all research. And end of last week my American publisher offered me a three book contract for a new line, where there are no limits on the smut. Particularly encouraged: menage and fantasy. Love my job.</p>
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<p>How about an over 40's rugby club with a bunch of sad blokes dwelling on past glories who are all in dead marriages & who, over their mutual love of jam & preserves and cotton shets realise they are actually gays & marry each other?</p>
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<p>Or start a meth lab.</p>
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<p>you look 55, you're qualified. </p>
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<p>I like round cuddly men. You're first. </p>
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<p>Kids, kids, you're both qualified.</p>
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<p>you'll do as you're told, like usual</p>
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<p>Oi! How bout you two take that loving banter private :fishing: </p>
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<p>then how would you whack off to it?</p>
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