UFOs

[taniwharugby]

A caller named Rebecca told the station she and her friends had decided to "sleep their way around the world" during the 2011 Rugby World Cup held in New Zealand. Their findings: That Kiwi guys are "rubbish" in the sack compared to men from other countries, particularly the UK.

Well Rebecca, my guess is they saw you as a good time, not a long time option...as they say, a Kiwi Eats, Roots, Shoots and Leaves!

My wife is English, moved from the UK with me, so I must be doing something right considering Rebecca says we are rubbish compared to UK guys....but I know I am exceptional

[Snowy]

I'm all good:
"From my experience, I've found that older Kiwi men (aged 40 plus) are hardworking, trustworthy, genuine and respectful - really wonderful in fact," she says, adding that many are entrepreneurial, having "built something themselves from the ground up".

Bloody young people these days. Ruining things for everyone.

[Virgil]

@taniwharugby

^^^^ here we go

[Snowy]

@Virgil said in UFOs:

@taniwharugby

^^^^ here we go

I think that is the problem - they "come" then go.

[A Former User]

@taniwharugby said in UFOs:

I am exceptional

Confidence is everything

[taniwharugby]

@Virgil typical Kiwi tall poppy syndrome!

If I dont think I am awesome, who will?

[Virgil]

@taniwharugby said in UFOs:

@Virgil typical Kiwi tall poppy syndrome!

If I dont think I am awesome, who will?

Tall poppy huh, so now your big as well..

[A Former User]

@Virgil

I love this turn of topic

[taniwharugby]

@Virgil all about perspective

[A Former User]

@taniwharugby

Depends what position she's in.

Oh god I've turned into you lot

Hangs head in shame

[Virgil]

My Apple Watch must know something is up, it just tingled and told me to breath..

[mariner4life]

@R-L said in UFOs:

@taniwharugby

Depends what position she's in.

Oh god I've turned into you lot

Hangs head in shame

you spelled immense pride wrong

[Snowy]

@R-L said in UFOs:

@taniwharugby

Depends what position she's in.

Oh god I've turned into you lot

Hangs head in shame

Took longer than we expected, but welcome.

[Virgil]

I’ve never written so many replies only to change my mind halfway and delete them

[Virgil]

@mariner4life said in UFOs:

@R-L said in UFOs:

@taniwharugby

Depends what position she's in.

Oh god I've turned into you lot

Hangs head in shame

you spelled immense pride wrong

“immense” .... chuckles

[Virgil]

Probably should be working I guess.

We need to invite this Rebecca ( who is probably now a Karen) into the Fern so we can disprove her claims. Pretty sure just what we have stated here should be enough to do that.

[A Former User]

@Virgil yup, don't worry you lot are safe

[Snowy]

@R-L said in UFOs:

@Virgil yup, don't worry you lot are safe

Yep. We are either Polish chicks, or over 40's Kiwi blokes. So all good.

Have to wonder what Rebecca's "sample" size was? Probably less than 8 inches anyway.

[A Former User]

@Snowy
You can't talk about sizes...
Cue @taniwharugby

[Snowy]

@R-L said in UFOs:

Oh god I've turned into you lot

You might have a little way to go. Depravity takes time.