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<p>wasnt sure where to put this piece of gold!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/anti-vaxxer-fights-for-exemption-from-swimming-between-the-flags/'>http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/anti-vaxxer-fights-for-exemption-from-swimming-between-the-flags/</a></p>
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<p>they needed a more, er, stereo-typical looking lass for the pics....</p>
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<div>Anti-Vaxxer Fights For Exemption From Swimming Between The Flags
<p style="font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-style:italic;font-size:21px;">"Those red and yellow flags are nothing but symbols of oppression"</p>
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<p style="font-size:15px;">14 April, 2015. 12:15</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;"><span style="font-weight:700;">CLANCY OVERELL</span> | Editor | <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/peta-hires-former-kodak-directors-to-guide-organisation-further-into-irrelevance/editor@betootaadvocate.com'>editor@betootaadvocate.com</a></p>
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/magnolia.jpg'><img height="496" src="http://www.betootaadvocate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/magnolia.jpg" width="809" alt="magnolia.jpg"></a></p>
<p>Magnolia and one of her daughters swim in an unpatrolled beach near Byron</p>
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<p style="font-size:15px;">Magnolia Smithers, a young mother of two from Lismore, says she is proud to be chosen as the voice and face of the Anti-Vaccination movement <em>Anti-Vaxxers Organise </em>(AVO).</p>
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<p style="font-size:15px;">“Vaccinations are just another government ploy to keep archaic pharmaceutical companies rich and keep us just sick enough to live with their help, but everyone already knows that,â€</p>
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<p style="font-size:15px;">“There are plenty of other government agendas that we are fighting against as well,†says the passionate mother of two, who goes on to tell <em>The Advocate </em>that her children are being threatened by much more than an age-old societal pressure to have needles jabbed in their arms.</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;">Magnolia says despite the fact that both her and her husband are unable to work, due to the outsourcing of jobs in her local area, she has managed to raise two healthy children without a consistent income and<em>without vaccinations.</em></p>
<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Aquila-Smithers.jpg'><img height="461" src="http://www.betootaadvocate.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Aquila-Smithers.jpg" width="743" alt="Aquila-Smithers.jpg"></a></p>
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s youngest, Aquila , plays in the sand without fear of getting autism from state-sanctioned injections</p>
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<p style="font-size:15px;">“The hide our Government must have to suggest that we should spend our welfare benefits on vaccinations,â€</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;">“I am going to love both my kids unconditionally, but it would be such a shame for them to both suffer from state-sanctioned autism. I want them to be able to live a happy independent life, like me,â€</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;"><strong>However Magnolia and her husband, Banjo, have taken things a step further.</strong></p>
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<p>Magnolia and her child play on an unpatrolled beach</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;">“First it was fluoride in the water, then it was the mandatory vaccinations… But everyone seems to forget about the Life Savers,â€</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;">Magnolia believes that the idea of “patrolled†beaches are a perfect example of an intrusive government asserting unnecessary control over the people.</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;"><strong>“It should be a communities choice whether or not their children are patrolled by trained professionals. I demand my rights as a citizen to have the choice,â€</strong></p>
<p style="font-size:15px;">“Patrolled beaches are the next on the list for <em>Anti-Vaxxers Organise. </em>Sure, itâ€s got nothing to do with vaccinations… but it has a lot to do with freedom.</p>
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<p style="font-style:italic;font-size:15px;">“Those red and yellow flags are nothing but symbols of oppression.â€</p>
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<p>The red and yellow Life Saver flags have tricked thousands into oppression says Magnolia</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;">However, Magnolia and Banjoâ€s neighbours have spoken out against the peculiar movement. Including local surfer, Bob Rourke.</p>
<p style="font-size:15px;"><strong>“That loudmouth bitch has no fucking clue. They have saved over fifty kids from drowning this year alone,â€</strong></p>
<p style="font-size:15px;"><strong>“What the fuck is she talking about?! Itâ€s a volunteer organisation. There is absolutely no input from the government,â€</strong></p>
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<p style="font-size:15px;"><strong>“Her and her lazy fucking husband need to get jobs and shut the fuck up.â€</strong></p>
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I get that. I had a munter give me an anti fluoride leaflet the other day, basically the leaflet shrieked all kinds of awful shit from fluoride but as evidence produced a photo of a young guy who died of bone cancer that "might" have come from fluoride . <br><br>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p>
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<p>wasnt sure where to put this piece of gold!</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/anti-vaxxer-fights-for-exemption-from-swimming-between-the-flags/'>http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/anti-vaxxer-fights-for-exemption-from-swimming-between-the-flags/</a></p>
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<p>they needed a more, er, stereo-typical looking lass for the pics....</p>
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<p> </p>90% Of Local Baby Boomer’s Social Media Activity Based Around Calling People “Bludgersâ€<p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Georgia, Times, serif;font-size:21px;font-style:italic;">"I already owned three houses by the first time I got divorced. All it takes is a bit of elbow grease!"</span></p>
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<p>Woman eats sandwich apparently. Huge news. Huge.</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html'>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html</a></p> -
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Woman eats sandwich apparently. Huge news. Huge.<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html">http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3475970/Amy-Schumer-wolfs-ham-sandwich-takes-shoots-hit-New-York-posts-emotional-TBT-video-day.html</a></p></blockquote>
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Whoah!<br><br>
Two cars were stuck on a beach yesterday <br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/77577247/two-cars-stuck-in-mudflats-in-waterview-auckland">http://i.stuff.co.nz/auckland/77577247/two-cars-stuck-in-mudflats-in-waterview-auckland</a> -
My sons hat fell off in the sea yesterday, he wasn't happy cos it was his fave, luckily someone dived down to retrieve it.
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My sons hat fell off in the sea yesterday, he wasn't happy cos it was his fave, luckily someone dived down to retrieve it.</p></blockquote>
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Gutted to see stuff bumped that compelling tale for this <a class="bbc_url" href="http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/little-kids/77580695/Little-girls-sinus-infection-was-actually-a-safety-pin-stuck-up-her-nose">http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/little-kids/77580695/Little-girls-sinus-infection-was-actually-a-safety-pin-stuck-up-her-nose</a> -
And yet this is news too...<br><br>
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And yet this is news too...<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11600782">http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11600782</a></p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="562794" data-time="1457215548"><p>WTF! That is the stupidest non news article I've ever read. What on earth is Willis' thinking? Does he have a book to sell?<br>
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Not sure about a book but he said he was still choking the chicken at a furious rate while in a relationship with her , why the hell you'd tell everyone that is a mystery. <br><br>
Terry Crews said much the same a week or back , as cracked pointed out his biceps are likely to shrink to normal size now unless he finds another workout to pick up the slack. -
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<p>WTF! That is the stupidest non news article I've ever read. What on earth is Willis' thinking? Does he have a book to sell?</p>
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<p>His missus looks pretty hot, of course he'd watch less porn after hooking up with her.</p>
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<p>WTF! That is the stupidest non news article I've ever read. What on earth is Willis' thinking? Does he have a book to sell?</p>
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<p>His missus looks pretty hot, of course he'd watch less porn after hooking up with her.</p>
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Probably got snapped out by his wife a few times so went with this addiction story to make it all better. Pretty genius really. Even if he gets snapped again it's just a "re-lapse" and not his fault.
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He says he kept falling back to his additpction every week or month and also counting the days, weeks since he last saw some...if you have weeks or months between visits is it really an addiction? <br><br>
Obviously he felt he had an issue, but to me, that doesn't 'sound' like an issue, an addiction to me would be needing to do it every day, at work etc, I guess there is a bit more to it than the article states.
