The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="canefan" data-cid="563084" data-time="1457326986"><p>Nick has gone from chronic masturbator to self flagellator. Is it trading one guilty pleasure for another?</p></blockquote>
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I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a>
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<p>I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth'>http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p>
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<p>Would it be awkward if the dad to be joined in?</p> -
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<p>He's probably reading this thread and knocking one out at the humiliation .</p>
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<p>Not quite as shocking as this confession</p>
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Would it be awkward if the dad to be joined in?</p></blockquote>
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From the comments which are great for a change<br><br>
" I tried this with our firstborn , the wife was ok with it but the doctors weren't too pleased" .<br><br>
Nicks an endurance runner, i wonder how he feels about 6 hour bean flicking session? -
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Hes just such a square. I can magine him rubbing one out to the underwear section of a Farmers catalog. <br>
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I'm not sure what a farmers catalogue is like now but during my teenage years they featured the bendon girl Christina Bristow and Elle Macpherson and together they probably caused more DNA to be spilled than a csi lab full of spastics. -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="563087" data-time="1457327984"><p>I'd like to hear Nicks opinion on this <a class="bbc_url" href="http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth">http://i.stuff.co.nz/life-style/parenting/pregnancy/birth/77457449/how-masturbating-can-help-you-during-childbirth</a></p></blockquote>
This is advocating fluffers as a medical profession. <br><br>
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<p>Being an alcoholic, drug or gambling addict is socially acceptable, people genuinely sympathise these days but a porn addict ?</p>
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<p>You guys have all beaten me to the lame gags I was gonna use.</p>
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<p>We left the gay interracial jokes for you.....</p> -
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Actually a story my brother told me about him makes sense now, before he got decent sponsers he used to work in a gas station in the Hutt . My brother pulled in and got some gas and noticed Willis there and when he went to pay asked his boss if it was Willis and how he was working out. His boss replied " he's a model employee apart from one issue we had at the start, every time a hot woman would pull in for gas he'd almost fill her tank only to pull out at the last second and spray petrol all over the roof of her car".
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<p>Genetic engineers would pay top dollar for sperm from Willis so as they could identify what makes a top runner.</p>
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<p>Just imagine all the money he's let slip through his fingers.</p>
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<p>rookie error</p> -
Imagine if you are one of Willis' mates. You'd be absolutely fucking spewing. You'd be under the microscope by association. He decides its time to go public and now simply because youre mates or his mrs and your mrs are mates you can't watch porn anymore. <br><br>
Its making me angry just thinking about it. Ill need to go rub one out just to calm myself down. BUT NO! THANKS TO NICK THE MRS HAS CHANGED THE NET NANNY PASSWORD AND NOT TOLD ME WHAT IT IS!!!!! <br><br>
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<p>just use the old 'if you dressed up for me and did more kinky shit every day, I wouldnt need to' line</p>
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<p>Thanks for the belly laughs in this thread, menfolk.</p>
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<p>Feel rather sorry for Willis, like someone else said, I'd love to know the reason for the random announcement. Super religious people are always wacko when it comes to sex (one of the funniest Facebook posts I've ever seen was a fundamentalist Christian group's anti-masturbation offering of flames and the words 'Satan comes calling when you ring the Devil's doorbell'.</p> -
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<p>Imagine if you are one of Willis' mates. You'd be absolutely fucking spewing. You'd be under the microscope by association. He decides its time to go public and now simply because youre mates or his mrs and your mrs are mates you can't watch porn anymore.<br><br>
Its making me angry just thinking about it. Ill need to go rub one out just to calm myself down. BUT NO! THANKS TO NICK THE MRS HAS CHANGED THE NET NANNY PASSWORD AND NOT TOLD ME WHAT IT IS!!!!!<br><br>
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<p>Does net nanny also blocks your smartphone or if its just on your pc? Asking on behalf of a friend.</p>
