The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>Someone makes a positive personal change in their life and they are only met with scorn. Meanwhile most of their genuine concerns are simply ignored. It was incredibly brave for Willis to speak as he did. This thread just shows you why.</p>
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<p>sorry Dad!</p> -
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<p>Errr. Kirwan? How we do that?</p>
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<p> I did it... you are a piston wristed gibbon</p>
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<p>Oops.. that didnt work.</p> -
<p>Willis</p>
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<p>Edit - it works! :)</p> -
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<p>I don't know if you are having a wee laguh or not, BSG but the word translator doesn't work with Mods. A non mod will need to try it</p>
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<p>I didn't know that, but on thinking about one I did late last year, that makes sense!</p> -
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<p>I don't know if you are having a wee laguh or not, BSG but the word translator doesn't work with Mods. A non mod will need to try it</p>
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<p>No it didnt work, and then I fixed it.. I think. I had changed it to be 'A Willis' but that was wrong.</p> -
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<p>piston wristed gibbon<br>
fluffybunny</p>
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The reason we are taking the piss (apart from it being such an easy target) is that it smacks of old school Puritanism. His beliefs make separating the physical and emotional sides of pleasure too hard because his has been led to understand that physical pleasure by itself is bad.<br>
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<p>I just don't know how someone supposedly so religious could do it without having a horrible feeling of god watching over you..</p>
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<p>the old w@nk seance is never fun... thinking about who's watching.</p> -
<p>He probably hid under a blanket.</p>
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<p>or without even undoing his pants...</p>
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<p>at anyrate, does it say that he whacked one off, it just said he watched a bit of it, maybe he watched it for the storylines and acting?</p> -
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<p>I just don't know how someone supposedly so religious could do it without having a horrible feeling of god watching over you..</p>
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<p>the old w@nk seance is never fun... thinking about who's watching.</p>
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<p>Yeah that's taking voyeurism to a whole new level</p> -
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<p>The reason we are taking the piss (apart from it being such an easy target) is that it smacks of old school Puritanism. His beliefs make separating the physical and emotional sides of pleasure too hard because his has been led to understand that physical pleasure by itself is bad.<br>
He isn't confessing to anything bad, just something bad in his own mind.</p>
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<p>or without even undoing his pants...</p>
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<p>at anyrate, does it say that he whacked one off, it just said he watched a bit of it, maybe he watched it for the storylines and acting?</p>
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<p>funnily enough I actually know a dude that would do that.. only person I ever met that would watch pron just because he enjoyed watching it.. for hours on end.</p>
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<p>his other move that I liked was that whenever he was having a night out with the boys after footy he'd pop off to the knockshop first so he wouldn't be distracted by looking at chicks when he was out.</p> -
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<p>I know a married dude that would go for a willis in pub toilet cubicle if he was being chatted up while out, just so he didn't fall for temptation.</p>
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<p>He's been watching too many movies</p>
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