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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    From a mate, LN5 is a postcode area in Lincolnshire - go UK Govt ICT!
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    Well that's to be expected. The superior NHS technology is detecting the COVID that Apple builds into the iPhone. It's all about the 5G, well known fact that.

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    @Snowy said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Machpants I assume the bang seats have to be that violent to achieve zero, zero ejection?

    Was also the reason that I couldn't join the Airforce and fly fighters. Would have lost my knees due to thigh length and A4's being a bit small for me. From memory max height was 188cm.

    Bang seats are less violent then they used to be, they are rockets now, rather than explosives charges. So there is a ramp up of acceleration, rather than instant G. Old seats had a tendency to compress the spine, after 2 or 3 ejections, you were not allowed in them again. And in the post war era, with world war attitudes to safety, that wasn't that uncommon!

    Skyhawks are absolutely tiny, so that doesn't surprise me. Normally the is a height min/max, and various limb parts, thigh length, arm reach, weight too. We force fed the tiny lady on my Nav course before her official measure and weigh in, made her drink pints of water. She was only over the limit by less than half a kilo. Fell off a horse in the end, and had to go multi engine. Helis and bang seats were a no go

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Helis and bang seats were a no go

    That is why they are called choppers surely?

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    @Snowy said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Helis and bang seats were a no go

    That is why they are called choppers surely?

    Haha, yeah helis, and also bang seats.

    Commas save lives!

    Though I point you the Kaman Black Shark

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    @Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    Kaman Black Shark

    Kamov? Counter rotating thing? It ejects the blades first or something doesn't it, then the pilot gets to bang out (so to speak).

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    @Snowy yeah that's the one. Not allowed to fly in most of the worked, as those blades go out some fucking distance like a monster scythe when the handle is pulled!

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    @Machpants Sounds bloody lethal, but at least the pilots (and nav) survive, which is the important thing after all.

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    2020 suddenly isn't looking as bad for me personally.

    Chris Murphy  /  Oct 19, 2020  /  World news

    Man shoots off penis with own weapon while tucking it into waistband - The Mirror

    Man shoots off penis with own weapon while tucking it into waistband - The Mirror

    The man is said to be recovering after the gruesome injury caused by the bullet tearing through his manhood in the Portland town of Jamaica

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    @Bones Luckily he only shot six inches off the end.

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    @JC he's clearly half the man you are.

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    @Bones Well he is now!

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    https://www.bolde.com/florida-woman-blames-windy-day-blowing-cocaine-purse/?fbclid=IwAR2e5zdtsc0NerYaLkRWiRxlfOOSZQ_KdQiPeAFdGukiuRlmlZZOy72uUG0

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    Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 1-2-3-GO!

    Jordan Moreau  /  Oct 19, 2020

    Jeffrey Toobin Suspended From New Yorker, Taking Leave From CNN After Allegedly Revealing Himself on Zoom Call

    Jeffrey Toobin Suspended From New Yorker, Taking Leave From CNN After Allegedly Revealing Himself on Zoom Call

    The New Yorker has suspended reporter Jeffrey Toobin and launched an investigation after he allegedly exposed himself during a Zoom call.

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    “Jeff Toobin has asked for some time off while he deals with a personal issue"

    Why does he need the time off? It seems that he dealt with the issue during the Zoom meeting.

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    Anyway I'm sure that he has it all in hand.

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    He must have some hot coworkers

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    Hopefully this is good as a piss take of 'is all about us' USA insularity. Not political I think

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    @Machpants yeah, that was amazing.

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