Memes/Tweets (No politics)
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Army: Pubic Hair-Loving Fort Bragg Twitter Poster Came Clean
An admin for the military base seemingly forgot they were logged in to the official Twitter account Wednesday and “appropriate action is underway.”
A public affairs officer at Fort Bragg, the North Carolina mega-base that’s home to the Army’s XVIII Airborne Corps and its special operations contingent, seemingly forgot they were logged into the base’s Twitter account when they began responding to sex-worker tweets on Wednesday. When user @quinnfinite10 made fun of a subscriber to her OnlyFans for not appreciating her pubic hair, the Fort Bragg account rallied to her defense, claiming the subscriber was “lost and doesn’t know a good thing when it’s staring him in the eyes, or tickling his nose in this case.” More than 30 minutes later, the Fort Bragg account fantasized about performing oral and penetrative sex on her “before I come up to give you a deep long kiss.” @quinfinite10 later added, “normalize horny tweeting from US army forts.” About an hour after the horny-tweeting began, the account claimed to have been “hacked” rather than having an authorized user mistakenly log in. The entire account then appeared to be deleted.
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Never forget that on May 30, 1990, Jon Arbuckle of Garfield fame drank a vial of warm dog cum.
Garfield by Jim Davis for May 30, 1990 | GoComics
Read Garfield—a comic strip by creator Jim Davis—for today, May 30, 1990, and check out other great comics, too!
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Never forget that on May 30, 1990, Jon Arbuckle of Garfield fame drank a vial of warm dog cum.
Read Garfield—a comic strip by creator Jim Davis—for today, May 30, 1990, and check out other great comics, too!
What was the vet doing, checking up on a cat with a cup of dog jizz just sitting there, ready to go!?
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@Machpants said in Memes:
Never forget that on May 30, 1990, Jon Arbuckle of Garfield fame drank a vial of warm dog cum.
Read Garfield—a comic strip by creator Jim Davis—for today, May 30, 1990, and check out other great comics, too!
What was the vet doing, checking up on a cat with a cup of dog jizz just sitting there, ready to go!?
Hate it when real life is so confusing eh.
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@Kiap Love it. I used to commute to Sydney and was often seated next to nervous passengers by the crew - in order to "reassure" them. Unfortunately I wasn't very good at it and my dark sense of humour would take over - just like the above. Sometimes that would work, others not so much.
