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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Funny, but not in the same league as the original.

    3 and a half potato titties out of 5 sexy monkeys

    Maybe four trafficked grooms

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    Ad Astra

    Daddy issues in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. Cinematography awesome, Brad Pitt looked really old making me feel better about myself, space shit always cool. But otherwise 2.5 surges dragging out over 2 hours of 5 dead astronauts

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Borat Subsequent Moviefilm: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

    Funny, but not in the same league as the original.

    3 and a half potato titties out of 5 sexy monkeys

    Maybe four trafficked grooms

    Just watched it, think your original score is closer. Some good bits, some great uncomfortable moments, but lots of meh.

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    I'm happy with 3.5, sure a bit of meh, but a lot of "very nice" uncomfortable awkwardness and wonderful vagin

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    Just watched The Day of the Outlaw from 1959, with Robert Ryan and Burl Ives. Pretty bloody good. Western shot and plotted as a noir.

    The babe was Ginger from Gilligan's Island. Absolutely smoking. Almost thought she was Claudia Cardinale.

    4.5/5

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    I am vengeance: retaliation.

    What can I say? No discernible plot. Shit writing. A cast that cannot act. Ridiculous fight choreography. Execrable dialogue.

    This is a must see.

    1 moment of entertainment out of 129 wasted minutes of my life. Well 20 really as I lacked the fortitude to see it through.

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    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I am vengeance: retaliation.

    What can I say? No discernible plot. Shit writing. A cast that cannot act. Ridiculous fight choreography. Execrable dialogue.

    This is a must see.

    1 moment of entertainment out of 129 wasted minutes of my life. Well 20 really as I lacked the fortitude to see it through.

    I’m amazed you managed that long. That looks absolutely horrific

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    @MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I am vengeance: retaliation.

    What can I say? No discernible plot. Shit writing. A cast that cannot act. Ridiculous fight choreography. Execrable dialogue.

    This is a must see.

    1 moment of entertainment out of 129 wasted minutes of my life. Well 20 really as I lacked the fortitude to see it through.

    I’m amazed you managed that long. That looks absolutely horrific

    I do wait around at traffic lights waiting for accidents. That might inform you.

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    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I do wait around at traffic lights waiting for accidents.

    We have a special set of lights for you around here. You would probably see two crashes (they aren't really accidents as the council has basically planned them) in the time it took to watch the movie.

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    @Snowy said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I do wait around at traffic lights waiting for accidents.

    We have a special set of lights for you around here. You would probably see two crashes (they aren't really accidents as the council has basically planned them) in the time it took to watch the movie.

    Would this end with me locked in your cellar, fearing for my skin integrity, with a cucumber up my arse, whilst wearing a gimp mask?

    Asking for @mariner4life

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    @Catogrande No that would be @mariner4life that does that I think.

    You could end up as a coat possibly if you pissed me off.

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    @Snowy said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande No that would be @mariner4life that does that I think.

    You could end up as a coat possibly if you pissed me off.

    To be honest, that’s a little above my long term ambitions

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @Catogrande Not really something to aspire to.

    When I say "I'll get my coat" it has a whole new meaning though doesn't it.

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    @Snowy said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande Not really something to aspire to.

    When I say "I'll get my coat" it has a whole new meaning though doesn't it.

    ...shiver...

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    The shit I'm accused of...

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The shit I'm accused of...

    You think you get a tough time...

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    @Snowy said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I do wait around at traffic lights waiting for accidents.

    We have a special set of lights for you around here. You would probably see two crashes (they aren't really accidents as the council has basically planned them) in the time it took to watch the movie.

    Arc de Triomphe 'hold my beer'

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  • MN5M Offline
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    Great News !

    Sequels are always better than the originals so we’re in for a treat

    Oct 13, 2020  /  03:25  /  Movies

    Eddie Murphy's Coming to America 2 coming directly to streaming

    Eddie Murphy's Coming to America 2 coming directly to streaming

    Just a couple of months to wait.

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    #13184

    @mariner4life @Snowy you can both shut the fuck up.

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    @Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mariner4life @Snowy you can both shut the fuck up.

    No need to be like that honey.

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