Grumpy Old Man
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crazy-Horse said in Grumpy Old Man:
Young ladies in g string bikinis. Why the hell didn't they wear them when I was young enough to have a shot? Now I have to try not to look like a dirty old man while being a dirty old man.
Yes, I see the bad in everything....
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
When my daughter hits 15, she's giving to be wearing a bloody wetsuit around.
Bro, I know it has ‘palm’ in the name but Palmy is NOT a beach area.
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The difficult thing with this new trend of limited butt cover is trying to agree with girlfriend that it's vulgar while at the same time not being caught oggling the goods on display. Tis a difficult and dangerous balancing act.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
The difficult thing with this new trend of limited butt cover is trying to agree with girlfriend that it's vulgar while at the same time not being caught oggling the goods on display. Tis a difficult and dangerous balancing act.
I might have to try that, look at that display of vulgarity, oh and that one, and that one.
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@chimoaus pointing it out more than once might get you in trouble....
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus pointing it out more than once might get you in trouble....
Probably more so if you're not using your hands.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
I have a 130 year old one bedroom cottage that we use to go skiing. I have done some work on insulation, redecorated and put a good woodburner in, but it is still worth fuck all (not a high demand location).
I received a letter from Ruapehu council the other day telling me that they had re valued all of the properties and ours was over triple the value. There is not a hope in hell that I could sell it for that price and yet I am expected to pay the rates on that. Rates down there are horrendous anyway. The bach is worth 3.5% of the value of a house that I just sold up here but the rates are 66%.
Grumpy email has been sent, with the fuck off letter to follow.
Fuck off e-mail, and strong letter to follow?
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus I'm at the gym, on a machine and some hotty in lycra starts doing some exercises on the next machine, right in my eye-line...
That makes you grumpy?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
I fucken hate this too. I live in a beach area, bloody schoolgirls everywhere on the weekend and nine of them bother to cover their arse cheeks. I find it genuinely painful.
Wear looser underpants.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
GFYG
I just googled that and it came back with " Glori-fy-God". Fucking Google.
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Marketing Departments pushing stupid ideas. Fuck right off.
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@Victor-Meldrew really? I'd far rather that kind than a chocolate one.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus I'm at the gym, on a machine and some hotty in lycra starts doing some exercises on the next machine, right in my eye-line...
That makes you grumpy?
It does when he drops the weight on his foot.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
The difficult thing with this new trend of limited butt cover is trying to agree with girlfriend that it's vulgar while at the same time not being caught oggling the goods on display. Tis a difficult and dangerous balancing act.
That’s why I have a pair of aviators
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@Victor-Meldrew wow wendsleydale and gingerbread!? Sign me up
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Crying at this thread BTW
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew wow wendsleydale and gingerbread!? Sign me up
You're not pregnant are you, hon?
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@Victor-Meldrew Nope, definitely not. I love all things ginger though
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@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew Nope, definitely not. I love all things ginger though
Jezz. Like we need another bloody Mick Hucknell fan...
