Grumpy Old Man
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you can't find the start of the gladwrap/cellotape
When you make a point of folding over the end of sellotape so you can find the start the nest time you use ir, and some useless fuckwit uses it before you and doesn't.
My ownership of the thread didn't last long.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy back to the basement you go!!
Cellar! It's a cellar!
Back on topic - people who call my "wine" cellar a basement!
You spelled "dungeon" wrong. Twice.
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@JC 3 times actually....
People who can't count - or spell cellar.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA ha ha then you know exactly what's on this young lothario's mind!
Bunch of hypocrites.
I'm fairly open minded, but they're both 13. Even by today's standards that is a bit too young for more than holding hands and the odd peck
At 13 I was trying on far more than holding hands. Second base target.
Of course. But that was then... Hypocritical or not
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@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA ha ha then you know exactly what's on this young lothario's mind!
Bunch of hypocrites.
I'm fairly open minded, but they're both 13. Even by today's standards that is a bit too young for more than holding hands and the odd peck
At 13 I was trying on far more than holding hands. Second base target.
Of course. But that was then... Hypocritical or not
I am just assuming that in this day and age the stakes are higher...
(after all your daughter has probably checked your browsing history)
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA ha ha then you know exactly what's on this young lothario's mind!
Bunch of hypocrites.
I'm fairly open minded, but they're both 13. Even by today's standards that is a bit too young for more than holding hands and the odd peck
At 13 I was trying on far more than holding hands. Second base target.
Of course. But that was then... Hypocritical or not
I am just assuming that in this day and age the stakes are higher...
(after all your daughter has probably checked your browsing history)
If ever there was a post to send a shudder through all on this forum...
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA ha ha then you know exactly what's on this young lothario's mind!
Bunch of hypocrites.
I'm fairly open minded, but they're both 13. Even by today's standards that is a bit too young for more than holding hands and the odd peck
At 13 I was trying on far more than holding hands. Second base target.
Of course. But that was then... Hypocritical or not
I am just assuming that in this day and age the stakes are higher...
(after all your daughter has probably checked your browsing history)
If ever there was a post to send a shudder through all on this forum...
@NTA's daughter is that scary?
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA ha ha then you know exactly what's on this young lothario's mind!
Bunch of hypocrites.
I'm fairly open minded, but they're both 13. Even by today's standards that is a bit too young for more than holding hands and the odd peck
At 13 I was trying on far more than holding hands. Second base target.
Of course. But that was then... Hypocritical or not
I am just assuming that in this day and age the stakes are higher...
(after all your daughter has probably checked your browsing history)
If ever there was a post to send a shudder through all on this forum...
@NTA's daughter is that scary?
Lol
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Paekakboyz said in Grumpy Old Man:
@NTA ha ha then you know exactly what's on this young lothario's mind!
Bunch of hypocrites.
I'm fairly open minded, but they're both 13. Even by today's standards that is a bit too young for more than holding hands and the odd peck
At 13 I was trying on far more than holding hands. Second base target.
Of course. But that was then... Hypocritical or not
I am just assuming that in this day and age the stakes are higher...
(after all your daughter has probably checked your browsing history)
If ever there was a post to send a shudder through all on this forum...
@NTA's daughter is that scary?
Well, if she takes after her Dad...
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@Catogrande she'll be under the thumb in no time. Got it.
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@Siam said in Grumpy Old Man:
Modern light bulbs are shit. Dim as all fuck and overpriced. 9 watts. In my day you didn't even consider anything below 75!
(I don't even know what wattage means...)Oh, and they're fucken bulbs not globes!
Upvote for the last line.
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Late to the party, but most middle-aged male cyclists are giant piston wristed gibbons.
The best are the ones who drive their Volkswagen or Audi to the cafe, get out their fancy bike and sit with their lycra clad piston wristed gibbon mates outside.
You're an adult, wear some nice clothes and take up golf.
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@Tim said in Grumpy Old Man:
Late to the party, but most middle-aged male cyclists are giant piston wristed gibbons.
The best are the ones who drive their Volkswagen or Audi to the cafe, get out their fancy bike and sit with their lycra clad piston wristed gibbon mates outside.
You're an adult, wear some nice clothes and take up golf.
A definite generalisation but one I find I agree with wholeheartedly.
Lycra only looks good on a miniscule proportion of the population......actually no, it merely looks "less bad" on extremely skinny, fit people.
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@Tim said in Grumpy Old Man:
Late to the party, but most middle-aged male cyclists are giant piston wristed gibbons.
The best are the ones who drive their Volkswagen or Audi to the cafe, get out their fancy bike and sit with their lycra clad piston wristed gibbon mates outside.
You're an adult, wear some nice clothes and take up golf.
You're about 700 posts behind on this one...
At least the ones you refer too don't clog up the road!
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Tim said in Grumpy Old Man:
Late to the party, but most middle-aged male cyclists are giant piston wristed gibbons.
The best are the ones who drive their Volkswagen or Audi to the cafe, get out their fancy bike and sit with their lycra clad piston wristed gibbon mates outside.
You're an adult, wear some nice clothes and take up golf.
A definite generalisation but one I find I agree with wholeheartedly.
Lycra only looks good on a miniscule proportion of the population......actually no, it merely looks "less bad" on extremely skinny, fit people.
We've done this already, and confirmed (well, I did anyway) that it looks great on me
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@Tim said in Grumpy Old Man:
Late to the party, but most middle-aged male cyclists are giant piston wristed gibbons.
The best are the ones who drive their Volkswagen or Audi to the cafe, get out their fancy bike and sit with their lycra clad piston wristed gibbon mates outside.
You're an adult, wear some nice clothes and take up golf.
Don't forget the hobbling up to the counter on special clicky cycling shoes like a scrubber in high heels after too many shandys.
