Grumpy Old Man
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@bones maybe the water is magical and does special things to you?
I mean £50 for an hour...c'mon, it cant be just for swimming or standing in the water shouting at your kids not to go out too deep, actually, scratch that, with the magic water, why would you pay for your kids, just do a cool hundy for yourself!
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@taniwharugby oh the 50 includes wetsuit and surfboard hire, as well as a safety lesson....
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@bones ah ok, so 45 mins being told what not to do while sweating in a wetsuit, then 15 mins in between the flags?
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones ah ok, so 45 mins being told what not to do while sweating in a wetsuit, then 15 mins in between the flags?
I imagine so. Can't wait!
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby oh the 50 includes wetsuit and surfboard hire, as well as a safety lesson....
after thirty pints, you'll think you have a wetsuit, surfboard and safety lesson. Just sayin.
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@nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby oh the 50 includes wetsuit and surfboard hire, as well as a safety lesson....
after thirty pints, you'll think you have a wetsuit, surfboard and safety lesson. Just sayin.
I hope it's cheap to hire someone to clean me when I shit myself too
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby oh the 50 includes wetsuit and surfboard hire, as well as a safety lesson....
after thirty pints, you'll think you have a wetsuit, surfboard and safety lesson. Just sayin.
I hope it's cheap to hire someone to clean me when I shit myself too
In the wetsuit? Controversial way to keep warm.
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@taniwharugby said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones ah ok, so 45 mins being told what not to do while sweating in a wetsuit, then 15 mins in between the flags?
Brilliant. You have encapsulated the British holiday experience in a nutshell.
I wonder why we all fuck off to Spain?
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nzzp said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@taniwharugby oh the 50 includes wetsuit and surfboard hire, as well as a safety lesson....
after thirty pints, you'll think you have a wetsuit, surfboard and safety lesson. Just sayin.
I hope it's cheap to hire someone to clean me when I shit myself too
In the wetsuit? Controversial way to keep warm.
Well laaaa di daaa Mr Waitrose.
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
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Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
Think some of you are confusing The Wave, Bristol
with the Wave, Sussex
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
So that's what you get from me DMing you that I'm hung like a horse?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo 50 fucking quid! An hour! Not even a reacharound.
Did you ask? Nothing ventured and all that...
Yes.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo 50 fucking quid! An hour! Not even a reacharound.
Did you ask? Nothing ventured and all that...
Yes.
Well, fuck. Sorry bro.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
Manbun. That’s a manbun.
And don’t believe @Bones ’s claims he is hung like a horse. It didn’t even hurt.
