Grumpy Old Man
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Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
Think some of you are confusing The Wave, Bristol
with the Wave, Sussex
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
So that's what you get from me DMing you that I'm hung like a horse?
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo 50 fucking quid! An hour! Not even a reacharound.
Did you ask? Nothing ventured and all that...
Yes.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo 50 fucking quid! An hour! Not even a reacharound.
Did you ask? Nothing ventured and all that...
Yes.
Well, fuck. Sorry bro.
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@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
Manbun. That’s a manbun.
And don’t believe @Bones ’s claims he is hung like a horse. It didn’t even hurt.
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@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
Manbun. That’s a manbun.
And don’t believe @Bones ’s claims he is hung like a horse. It didn’t even hurt.
Oh your pride certainly took a massive hit.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
Manbun. That’s a manbun.
And don’t believe @Bones ’s claims he is hung like a horse. It didn’t even hurt.
Oh your pride certainly took a massive hit.
Damn right. I felt deceived. I didn’t realise that when you said horse you meant sea-horse.
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@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
Manbun. That’s a manbun.
And don’t believe @Bones ’s claims he is hung like a horse. It didn’t even hurt.
Oh your pride certainly took a massive hit.
Damn right. I felt deceived. I didn’t realise that when you said horse you meant sea-horse.
Ah, the old "Size versus Technique" arguement.
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Ah, the old "Size versus Technique" arguement.
Sea horses certainly have a different technique for their pro creative activities.
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@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:
Jeez you fuckers know how to whinge! You think that
perfect wave was free to design and build? To keep powered up all day? To keep free of crowds and kooks like me dropping in on you all day?Heck, y'all wouldn't last a whole hour out there anyway, I sure as fuck wouldn't! But if you could, it would be absolutely epic.
"Man whinges about a man whinging on a thread specifically set up for men to whinge on"
Wait, @Bones is a man??? I thought they(?) had a ponytail?
Manbun. That’s a manbun.
And don’t believe @Bones ’s claims he is hung like a horse. It didn’t even hurt.
May I suggest you don’t skydive. It’s likely you’ll whistle on the way down with an arsehole like a wizards sleeve.
Embarrassing.
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@catogrande toot toot
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@bones what's with the toot toot....
