Star Wars VII ****contains spoilers****
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<p>You called me Baron's sidekick you stupid arseclown. Baron FFS.</p>
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<p>what? that? you two agree on a fuck load of stuff! seriously? holy shit. </p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Rancid Schnitzel" data-cid="570528" data-time="1460080618">
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<p>Be quiet SammyC's sidekick.</p>
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<p>Oooooooo bet that one felt good. That sure showed me.</p>
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<p>According to Star Wars wookiepedia Palpatine was a master of all sorts of lightsabre techniques. Annakin/Vader had to change his after he lost his real arms and mobility.</p>
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<p>Qui Gonn lost against Darth Maul cos his style was no good in a close quarters situation. Obi Wans style relied on tiring the other guy out and then counter striking. Yodas was better for short people.</p>
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<p>Fuck the nerd is strong in me today.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="570531" data-time="1460080715">
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<p>what? that? you two agree on a fuck load of stuff! seriously? holy shit. </p>
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<p>Are you a farking retard? You honestly don't see how calling someone the sidekick of another poster might be, you know, a little insulting. If I called you Winger's side kick your balls would pop back out. </p> -
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<p>Oooooooo bet that one felt good. That sure showed me.</p>
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<p>According to Star Wars wookiepedia Palpatine was a master of all sorts of lightsabre techniques. Annakin/Vader had to change his after he lost his real arms and mobility.</p>
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<p>Qui Gonn lost against Darth Maul cos his style was no good in a close quarters situation. Obi Wans style relied on tiring the other guy out and then counter striking. Yodas was better for short people.</p>
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<p><strong>Fuck the nerd is strong in me today.</strong></p>
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<p>yeah, today!</p> -
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<p>Are you a farking retard? You honestly don't see how calling someone the sidekick of another poster might be, you know, a little insulting. If I called you Winger's side kick your balls would pop back out. </p>
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<p>i honestly can't, and i honestly wouldn't care.</p>
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<p>Tim, if these movies were made in the 80s, you would love them! why do you hate stuff other people like? why?</p>
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<p>I read another theory that somehow Rey was Obi Wan's granddaughter. Which would necessitate a daughter being slipped in somewhere. It wasn't very convincing. </p> -
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<p>i honestly can't, and i honestly wouldn't care.</p>
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<p>Tim, if these movies were made in the 80s, you would love them! why do you hate stuff other people like? why?</p>
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<p>I read another theory that somehow Rey was Obi Wan's granddaughter. Which would necessitate a daughter being slipped in somewhere. It wasn't very convincing. </p>
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<p>That;s bullshit, Obi Wans dedication to the Jedi order was steadfast. STEADFAST.</p>
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<p>Mind you he did lie to Luke.....</p> -
<p>I'm still stunned that Darth Vader is Lukes father!</p>
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<p>spoilers fluffybunny!</p>
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<p>I'm still stunned that Darth Vader is Lukes father!</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="570543" data-time="1460081374"><p>i honestly can't, and i honestly wouldn't care.<br>
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Tim, if these movies were made in the 80s, you would love them! why do you hate stuff other people like? why?<br>
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I read another theory that somehow Rey was Obi Wan's granddaughter. Which would necessitate a daughter being slipped in somewhere. It wasn't very convincing.<br></p></blockquote>
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I like the original Star Wars movies. I don't like lame JJ Abrahms retreads that don't bring anything new and good to the mix. Also, there was a little bit of trolling in my post - The Force Awakens was definitely 4/10 garbage, not 3/10. -
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<p>I like the original Star Wars movies. I don't like lame JJ Abrahms retreads that don't bring anything new and good to the mix. Also, there was a little bit of trolling in my post - The Force Awakens was definitely 4/10 garbage, not 3/10.</p>
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<p>Holy shit you're punching MN5 right in the ovaries today!</p> -
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<p>Holy shit you're punching MN5 right in the ovaries today!</p>
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<p>Get fucked cockhead, the rabid fury on here indicates I'm far from alone in my Star Wars nerdness.</p> -
MN5 on TFA opening night...<br><img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160408/f92d408ef59da6ec1775ba30c5f8ab8f.jpg" alt="f92d408ef59da6ec1775ba30c5f8ab8f.jpg">
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="570557" data-time="1460082330">
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<p>MN5 on TFA opening night...<br><img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160408/f92d408ef59da6ec1775ba30c5f8ab8f.jpg" alt="f92d408ef59da6ec1775ba30c5f8ab8f.jpg"></p>
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<p>That might be more funny if you hadn't have "liked' my Star Wars trailer post on FB after a few seconds, dipshit.....</p>
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<p>Anyway, leave me alone fluffybunnys, M4L and RS are the ones who behaved like a pair of trannies.</p> -
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='https://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwi11aLt9v3LAhWhNKYKHVbfB68QjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSQudKvrwDAU&psig=AFQjCNFNje9cqykFwNttGsjb3eiy0GVl5Q&ust=1460166663363068'><img height="489" src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SQudKvrwDAU/maxresdefault.jpg" width="870" alt="maxresdefault.jpg"></a></p>
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<p>Clearly the ginger is M4L but who is the black one?</p> -
<p>Anyway... moving on.</p>
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<p>What I like about these new films is that they actually look like Star Wars. I get that it was a different time, but the prequels were too bright, with too much CGI and over-fancy mechanical shit that apparently didn't exist 30 years later. Some of that separatist kit was straight-out ridiculous.</p>
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<p>The prequels were not without their faults but in some ways they were back in a "simpler" time when the galaxy was at peace. By the time of the original trilogy they had been at war for years so it's not surprising that uniforms/spaceships etc had a "grimy" look. Death Stars and Star Destroyers probably cost a fair bit to manufacture so all the Galactic credits went into funding them as opposed to keeping the planets looking pretty ( or training foot soldiers to shoot straight )</p>
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<p>Say what you like about them but they also introduced some fucken cool new characters ( yeah yeah.....and Jah Jah )</p>
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<p>Rey, Finn, Ren etc aren't as cool overall as Dooku, Darth Maul, Jango, Mace Windu etc but there's still a few movies to get some more cool ones I'm sure.<br>
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<p>Yep, some great new characters. Qui Gon was another. Even the very minor ones like Plo Kloon and Kit Fisto are pretty cool. But the execution was terrible. It was like Lucas was drunk on CGI and went nuts.</p>
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<p>A good example is E3 (which is actually very good). The space battle at the starts looks great, but then they have that bullshit with Obi's ship being wrecked by those insect droids or whatever the hell they were. Totally unnecessary.</p>
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<p>As for new characters, that Forrest Whittaker looking guy (is it him) and the Samurai dude look a little meh.</p>
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<p>I would love a movie concentrating on Wedge and the x-wing pilots.</p> -
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<p>Yep, some great new characters. Qui Gon was another. Even the very minor ones like Plo Kloon and Kit Fisto are pretty cool. But the execution was terrible. It was like Lucas was drunk on CGI and went nuts.</p>
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<p>A good example is E3 (which is actually very good). The space battle at the starts looks great, but then they have that bullshit with Obi's ship being wrecked by those insect droids or whatever the hell they were. Totally unnecessary.</p>
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<p>As for new characters, that Forrest Whittaker looking guy (is it him) and the Samurai dude look a little meh.</p>
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<p>I would love a movie concentrating on Wedge and the x-wing pilots.</p>
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<p>Yeah that Samurai looking bloke concerns me. A lot. You don't go up against a bunch of Storm Troopers with a stick or did I not see it correctly and is it some kind of laser stick ?</p>
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<p>Also trying to work out the identity of the bloke in the black cloak walking up to something that is flanked by the Red Royal Guards ( would be good to see them in action too ).</p>
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<p>Can only assume it is DV or the Emp.</p>
