Memes/Tweets (No politics)
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@victor-meldrew said in Memes:
@catogrande said in Memes:
I did hear that Monica took her dress to the dry cleaners and mumbled something about getting rid of the stain. “Sorry, come again” said the cleaner. “No mayonnaise this time”...
Actually worked with a girl who was a fellow intern with Monica Lewinsky. She said Monica sucked at her job.
Got to admit to having to google for this one for Monica as I couldn't quite get it right:
"She was feeling self conscious because the tabloids were labeling her pudgy. So she asks her plastic surgeon to remove her love handles. When she comes out of anesthesia and looks in the mirror, she notices she doesn't have ears anymore."This was an easier one and I think from Monica herself:
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@mariner4life said in Memes:
@r-l said in Memes:
@jc bit too much hate for old hils here... Shes got a lovely smile and look at that twinkle in her eye
look at the room in that mouth
Like throwing a tic tac down a hallway.
No need to discuss your insecurities here. This is meant to be a fun thread.
Insecurity?
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@mariner4life said in Memes:
@r-l said in Memes:
@jc bit too much hate for old hils here... Shes got a lovely smile and look at that twinkle in her eye
look at the room in that mouth
Like throwing a tic tac down a hallway.
No need to discuss your insecurities here. This is meant to be a fun thread.
Insecurity?
Your tic-tac
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@mariner4life said in Memes:
@r-l said in Memes:
@jc bit too much hate for old hils here... Shes got a lovely smile and look at that twinkle in her eye
look at the room in that mouth
Like throwing a tic tac down a hallway.
No need to discuss your insecurities here. This is meant to be a fun thread.
Insecurity?
Your tic-tac
Who's insecure?
Sorry sir, I'll rephrase.
Like feeding a sausage to a whale.
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One for @R-L that I just found right here in the Hawkes club rugby thread.
You guys just don't understand. I like eyebrows, i like men with eyebrows, i love my own eyebrows i just don't like Selma's or any other eyebrows i decide i do not like.
That guys eyebrows look better than Selmas...
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@mariner4life said in Memes:
@r-l said in Memes:
@jc bit too much hate for old hils here... Shes got a lovely smile and look at that twinkle in her eye
look at the room in that mouth
Like throwing a tic tac down a hallway.
No need to discuss your insecurities here. This is meant to be a fun thread.
Insecurity?
Your tic-tac
Who's insecure?
Sorry sir, I'll rephrase.
Like feeding a sausage to a whale.
But what size sausage..?
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@r-l
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All very good but we can’t see if it’s actually you at the end of it
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@catogrande my mouth would be at the end of the hot dog.. Love mustard
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@r-l said in Memes:
You guys just don't understand. I like eyebrows, i like men with eyebrows, i love my own eyebrows i just don't like Selma's or any other eyebrows i decide i do not like.
That guys eyebrows look better than Selmas...It's just not something that usually comes up (in conversation, filthy minds around here) when discussing Selma, or most people for that matter - except mono brows, they get mentioned, so some piss taking may be going on. You may also have touched a nerve for some with any criticism of Selma at all. You are perfectly entitled to be your own arbiter of eye brows. I will cease and desist from any further judgment or comment on them and rely on your assessments.
I will leave the comments about giant sausages, your mouth and your love of custard alone. It will all come to a head and could get quite messy.
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@victor-meldrew said in Memes:
@r-l said in Memes:
@catogrande my mouth would be at the end of the hot dog.. Love mustard
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