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    @catogrande said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @mn5 said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Going from a duo to a cricket team overnight. Fuck that shit. I lost both my boys aged about 3 and 1 respectively at Te Papa back in the day, I did locate them though. Fair to say only about half of these ones would survive under my watch.

    Spares. They’re called spares.

    When I got the snip, I referred to our younger as the insurance policy. Doctor was amused, wife ... not so much

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    To stay on topic:

    Not sure whether to post this in the "Parenting" thread or here, but there are plenty more of these on their twitter:

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    Dunno if this should really be in the Sports thread, but it's here as this guy is pretty awesome and it's on the internet.

    dc867d64-36db-48d7-9a73-1a1c3823ce5c-image.png

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-northern-ireland-57013207

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    Faaaaarrrk!!!

    New undies required!!

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    Found Tim’s new favourite movie 🙂

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClassicEnergeticFruitbat-mobile.mp4

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    @kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Found Tim’s new favourite movie 🙂

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClassicEnergeticFruitbat-mobile.mp4

    I can't wait for @kruse to review that.

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    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-36261996

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    @snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Found Tim’s new favourite movie 🙂

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClassicEnergeticFruitbat-mobile.mp4

    I can't wait for @kruse to review that.

    Please, dear god, nobody provide the actual name of the movie.
    I used to be able to handle snakes... literally on one occasion sitting in a bar in Venezuela where some guy dropped a snake on the table, allowed us to "play" with it, and then try to sell it to us. (I was crossing the border to Brasil the next day... figured the logistics were troublesome)...
    but then one day wrote a blog post denouncing snakes, and how they were evil as fuck... and somehow in the act of writing it, convinced myself into a near-pathological fear of them. I now involuntarily recoil in fear when one appears on the TV screen.

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    @kruse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    Found Tim’s new favourite movie 🙂

    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ClassicEnergeticFruitbat-mobile.mp4

    I can't wait for @kruse to review that.

    Please, dear god, nobody provide the actual name of the movie.
    I used to be able to handle snakes... literally on one occasion sitting in a bar in Venezuela where some guy dropped a snake on the table, allowed us to "play" with it, and then try to sell it to us. (I was crossing the border to Brasil the next day... figured the logistics were troublesome)...
    but then one day wrote a blog post denouncing snakes, and how they were evil as fuck... and somehow in the act of writing it, convinced myself into a near-pathological fear of them. I now involuntarily recoil in fear when one appears on the TV screen.

    I'm pretty sure my write up was one of the few posts captured by that website which captures "history of internet" - which I can't find now... before my website hosting company disappeared, and my entire blog-history of travelling around South America disappeared with it.
    I mean - as an IT professional - why would I bother doing actual backups of shit?

    Edit: found it, for anybody willing to read through a LOT of drunken drivel. Fuck, I hate reading shit I've written in the past... it's never as well-written as I thought at the time.

    kruse.net.nz » Blog Archive » Snakes
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    @kruse That Evan Smith guy sounds like a barrel of laughs you pansy.

    Good to see how you developed your film review 'style'

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    @dogmeat said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kruse That Evan Smith guy sounds like a barrel of laughs you pansy.

    Good to see how you developed your film review 'style'

    Jesus... you actually read that whole thing?
    I believe that my very next post was a riposte to Evan.

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    @kruse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @dogmeat said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kruse That Evan Smith guy sounds like a barrel of laughs you pansy.

    Good to see how you developed your film review 'style'

    Jesus... you actually read that whole thing?
    I believe that my very next post was a riposte to Evan.

    I'll confess I scrolled straight to the comments section...is the blog as good as the comments?

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    @voodoo the online version of does the carpet match the drapes?

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    @kruse next but one. Your next post is a charity appeal for your sister.

    I read your riposte Are you @booboo in disguise? I'm pretty sure he doesn't like snakes either and he certainly shares your grammatical pedantry. Well played sir(s)

    As for the comments. The sole one to your riposte is a doozy

    All in all worldwide signal to consolidation in well-founded all things, interaction included, there is a oustandingly of the utmost account on studying English gibberish in those parts of the humankind, where English is not a pivotal language. This conclusion leads us that there is elephantine hot in make good on the treatment of English-speaking tutors, who are specializing in teaching English. South Korea is joined of most pigheaded countries in terms of suggestive betterment, which means teaching English in Korea would be influentially profitable.
    
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    @voodoo said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kruse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @dogmeat said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kruse That Evan Smith guy sounds like a barrel of laughs you pansy.

    Good to see how you developed your film review 'style'

    Jesus... you actually read that whole thing?
    I believe that my very next post was a riposte to Evan.

    I'll confess I scrolled straight to the comments section...is the blog as good as the comments?

    Nah. Evan was a gem... and I took way too much time responding to him.

    Punctuation Pedantry: Spelling>Snakes
    • Christ, I just re-read another piece of my own writing - spotting about half-a-dozen typos - in what was effectively an extended rant about spelling/punctuation/grammar/etc. Irony much?
      Other than that - cringeworthy... I obviously had way too much time on my hands in those days.
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    @kruse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    in what was effectively an extended rant about spelling/punctuation/grammar/etc.

    and the Japanese 🙂

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    @dogmeat said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kruse next but one. Your next post is a charity appeal for your sister.

    I read your riposte Are you @booboo in disguise? I'm pretty sure he doesn't like snakes either and he certainly shares your grammatical pedantry. Well played sir(s)

    As for the comments. The sole one to your riposte is a doozy

    All in all worldwide signal to consolidation in well-founded all things, interaction included, there is a oustandingly of the utmost account on studying English gibberish in those parts of the humankind, where English is not a pivotal language. This conclusion leads us that there is elephantine hot in make good on the treatment of English-speaking tutors, who are specializing in teaching English. South Korea is joined of most pigheaded countries in terms of suggestive betterment, which means teaching English in Korea would be influentially profitable.
    

    You - sir - beat me to it, and also - a glutton for punishment.

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    @dogmeat said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:

    @kruse next but one. Your next post is a charity appeal for your sister.

    I read your riposte Are you @booboo in disguise? I'm pretty sure he doesn't like snakes either and he certainly shares your grammatical pedantry. Well played sir(s)

    As for the comments. The sole one to your riposte is a doozy

    All in all worldwide signal to consolidation in well-founded all things, interaction included, there is a oustandingly of the utmost account on studying English gibberish in those parts of the humankind, where English is not a pivotal language. This conclusion leads us that there is elephantine hot in make good on the treatment of English-speaking tutors, who are specializing in teaching English. South Korea is joined of most pigheaded countries in terms of suggestive betterment, which means teaching English in Korea would be influentially profitable.
    

    I feel I'm being insulted and I'm not sure how, and I haven't read Kruse's blog yet.

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    https://fb.watch/5svYRnBTHR/

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    @kirwan yeah nah!

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