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[Machpants]

@snowy said in Memes:

I was banned from using the word moist by one of my employees, which of course just encouraged me.

Start using turgid instead

[Snowy]

@machpants said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

I was banned from using the word moist by one of my employees, which of course just encouraged me.

Start using turgid instead

Nice. Flacid, rigid, erect, all usually get some sort of reaction. I might try ferment as well.

I only have one staff member that I can try these out on now, much younger, so I won't get the disapproving looks. She does have a sense of humour and deals with tradies all day so I doubt that even I could offend even if I tried.

[Kiwiwomble]

@machpants said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

I was banned from using the word moist by one of my employees, which of course just encouraged me.

Start using turgid instead

turgid isn't a synonym for moist

[Crucial]

@kiwiwomble said in Memes:

@machpants said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

I was banned from using the word moist by one of my employees, which of course just encouraged me.

Start using turgid instead

turgid isn't a synonym for moist

Dank and humid are.

Given that they are the options between clammy and steamy, I can't see my moist is so hated.

[Snowy]

@kiwiwomble said in Memes:

turgid isn't a synonym for moist

I don't think that he was saying that it was, just a word that "triggers" some people.

[Snowy]

@crucial said in Memes:

clammy

Good one. Will use that more having been banned from moist. Onomatopoeic almost, depending on the context.

[Donsteppa]

[gt12]

[JC]

@snowy said in Memes:

@crucial said in Memes:

clammy

Good one. Will use that more having been banned from moist. Onomatopoeic almost, depending on the context.

Foetid and yeasty are useful triggers too.

[Snowy]

@jc said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@crucial said in Memes:

clammy

Good one. Will use that more having been banned from moist. Onomatopoeic almost, depending on the context.

Foetid and yeasty are useful triggers too.

Oh! Yeasty, excellent.

Will try that too.

Carissa isn't reading this is she?

[JC]

@snowy No, not today. Hence the bravado.

[Snowy]

@jc said in Memes:

@snowy No, not today. Hence the bravado.

Third laugh of the day.

I had a Carissa type who unfortunately left last week. There's not really anyone to keep me in line now.

[bayimports]

@snowy said in Memes:

@jc said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@crucial said in Memes:

clammy

Good one. Will use that more having been banned from moist. Onomatopoeic almost, depending on the context.

Foetid and yeasty are useful triggers too.

Oh! Yeasty, excellent.

Will try that too.

Carissa isn't reading this is she?

The sisterhood of the travelling moist pants
The sisterhood of the travelling yeasty pants

both words work well..

[Snowy]

@bayimports said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@jc said in Memes:

@snowy said in Memes:

@crucial said in Memes:

clammy

Good one. Will use that more having been banned from moist. Onomatopoeic almost, depending on the context.

Foetid and yeasty are useful triggers too.

Oh! Yeasty, excellent.

Will try that too.

Carissa isn't reading this is she?

The sisterhood of the travelling moist pants
The sisterhood of the travelling yeasty pants

both words work well..

This thread isn't really going very well.

[JC]

@bayimports So, so wrong. Top work fella.

[Kiwiwomble]

@snowy break these posts off into their own thread and we could have a thread of the year contender

[Snowy]

@kiwiwomble I have no control around here, but I do know people in high places.

[Stockcar86]

[Kiap]

[JC]