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  • MN5M Offline
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    @bones said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @r-l said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @bones I actually didn't think I have a type, until I posted those. Appears that extremely gorgeous men are my type.

    I see a lot of swarthy skinned, dodgy looking blokes with dark features. It felt like a family reunion.

    Rob was adopted.

    Not everyone could make it

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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @bones said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @r-l ever been told you have a type?

    Laughed when I read that. She certainly does.

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @snowy said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @canefan I think Elle has always been hawt. A mate of mine was a neighbour of her and Mimi, when they were teens. Cronulla I think. He seemed impressed.

    When people talk about the girl "s" next door I'm not sure that the ambition is quite that high for most boys.

    Actually she hasn’t apparently. Met a guy who went to school with her. She was tall and gangly and his friend actually rejected her advances. No doubt he’s been punching himself in the balls ever since.

    Reminds me of a young lady I went to school with who was a pretty good distance runner. Tall, gangly. Stopped running and filled out after graduating. Holy shitballs.

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    @antipodean said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @rancid-schnitzel said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @snowy said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @canefan I think Elle has always been hawt. A mate of mine was a neighbour of her and Mimi, when they were teens. Cronulla I think. He seemed impressed.

    When people talk about the girl "s" next door I'm not sure that the ambition is quite that high for most boys.

    Actually she hasn’t apparently. Met a guy who went to school with her. She was tall and gangly and his friend actually rejected her advances. No doubt he’s been punching himself in the balls ever since.

    Reminds me of a young lady I went to school with who was a pretty good distance runner. Tall, gangly. Stopped running and filled out after graduating. Holy shitballs.

    Punching yourself in the balls?

    Also knew one like that. Just a gorgeous girl. Died of leukemia at about 22. Apologies for the downer but a real looker when she filled out a bit. She was also a really cool chick.

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    @pakman said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Does catching Jennifer Aniston checking out my arse when queueing behind me at Shutters hotel reception ten years ago count?

    Jennifer Anniston wouldn’t do queues

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    @canefan said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Jessica Alba
    Ana De Armas
    Liz Hurley
    Fergie (not Andy's ex!)
    Mila Kunis
    The Mask/Something about Mary era Cameron Diaz

    Great call on Alba. In her prime she was as close to perfection as you can get.

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    @victor-meldrew said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @jc said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Don't want to hijack the thread, but mentioning Debbie Harry made me think of another band I saw - Heart in 1980(?) in Seattle. The Wilson sisters were babes.

    But Ann, mate, if you're reading - What. The. Fuck happened? Just how many pies did you eat?

    Anne and Nancy in leather. Probably @Snowy's version of heaven

    I don't even need to comment on this one:

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    @snowy said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @bones said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @r-l ever been told you have a type?

    Laughed when I read that. She certainly does.

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    @virgil Yeah. There may be a little trouble over that. Not sure yet, but I am getting anxious.

    Tall, moderately dark and some stubble seems to be the thing. I do fit the profile though...

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    @canefan said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @snowy said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @canefan said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Little did he know

    Yes. Wouldn't have liked his chances even then though. He owns, and flys, his own corporate jet, owns a helicopter company and has a lovely wife. My sympathy levels on him missing out on Elle are low.

    He could have dined out on that for life

    Ummmm - Elle was very tall, outrageously stunning and did not mind showing that off, for which I liked her a lot. I see young Elle is now 56. She had a real touch for capitalising on her glamour in many successful business ventures.

    Little sister was not so well equipped - Mimi was active between here and the Sunshine Coast, got a lot of starts as the front page feature but none of them lasted. The popular opinion was that she was not as focused, not as naturally talented and easily distracted by the social in crowd / hangers-on of the day. We were aware her big sister looked after her financial welfare over the years.

    Years ago - Sydney Olympics time - a good and honest childhood friend of one of the wives heard the fellas going nuts over Elle at some family social event. She worked at Very Famous International Sydney Hotel and rarely commented about it. I overheard her say to the effect that, as a regular guest, the staff did not like her so much because she was very messy / untidy.

    It emerged that they were amused by what they read vis-à-vis what they saw, of the stream of well known, well heeled corporate leaders who would call in for a personal visit when she was in town. For a coffee of course.

    That's the nature of life at the top. US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger made germane comments about the impacts of power. I came across examples of the reality during my career at the top and was often a bit taken aback, quietly surprised. I am pleased I was conditioned as a naive kid from the suburbs, life is so much less complicated. 😁

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    Elle McPherson isn't really my type. By which I mean "Stratospherically out of my league". Might as well be a different species.

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    @mick-gold-coast-qld said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    the staff did not like her so much because she was very messy / untidy.

    A dirty Elle...

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    @jc said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Elle McPherson isn't really my type. By which I mean "Stratospherically out of my league". Might as well be a different species.

    Probably never got a shag poor girl.

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    @canefan said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @mn5 said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @mikey07 said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Jennifer Anniston
    Drew Barrymore
    Katy Perry when she first came out, saw he on Masterchef last year she immediately fell out of the top 3.....before anyone asks the wife was watching it and I was on my phone I as barely watching it.

    Massive omission, can’t believe I forgot her

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    Seems like a real goer too. Which is a plus

    I thought that was a sex doll at first, but then what do I know about sexdolls

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    @nevorian said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @canefan said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @mn5 said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @mikey07 said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Jennifer Anniston
    Drew Barrymore
    Katy Perry when she first came out, saw he on Masterchef last year she immediately fell out of the top 3.....before anyone asks the wife was watching it and I was on my phone I as barely watching it.

    Massive omission, can’t believe I forgot her

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    Seems like a real goer too. Which is a plus

    I thought that was a sex doll at first, but then what do I know about sexdolls

    It's not a great look is it? Well actually it is, depending on how you perceive it. As a sex toy? I reckon that is going to sell.

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    replied to JC on last edited by canefan
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    @jc said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Elle McPherson isn't really my type. By which I mean "Stratospherically out of my league". Might as well be a different species.

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    @jc said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Elle McPherson isn't really my type. By which I mean "Stratospherically out of my league". Might as well be a different species.

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    @canefan He's definitely money. He's an economist.

    Don't get more money than that.

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    Jess Biel
    Brooke Burke
    And maybe a bit of a guilty pleasure but you just know Sally Phillips is going to leave you retarded.

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    @canefan said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @snowy said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    @canefan said in Celeb Hall Passes:

    Catherine Zeta Jones circa Entrapment was way hawt

    Have a mate who has met her and is strangely unimpressed. Reckons that in the flesh she isn't all that, but agrees that she looks amazing on screen, and very photogenic. He could just be a fussy prick of course.

    I bet there are lots of celebs who don't look nearly as good in real life without all the pro makeup and air brushing. Elle is not one of them. My sister met her in passing at Paris airport, said she was taller and skinnier than she expected. Ended up coincidentally sitting behind her in business on the same flight. It smells the hair.....

    I met Jodie Kidd at a polo event in Cardiff

    Lovely woman, no airs or graces, but in real life the symmetry of her face made Picasso look like a documentary painter.

    Beguiling for it though, and I guess that was her appeal in the modelling world.

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